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Rank: Guest Star
April 19th, 2010 1:46 PM
Pearl: You have a beautiful house
Damon: What did you expect? Coffins and dungeons and moats?
Anna: No. not the moats
Rank: Recurring Character
April 19th, 2010 11:54 AM
Damon: like mother, like daughter!
Pearl: what's that supposed to mean?
Damon: well both of u are vampires and both like Gilberts
Anna: *clears throat*
April 19th, 2010 10:11 AM
Pearl: Well the idea seemed great at the time
Damon: Yah, theres a word for that. Its called being a dumbass!
April 19th, 2010 10:10 AM
Damon: So, what is your problem, ladies? Pearl: Obsession with Gilberts men. Family issue. It took 150 years for me to forget Jonathan Gilbert. Anna: But Jeremy is so cute, mom... Pearl: Stop talking, Anna! Damon: You know there's another Jonathan Gilbert in town. Pearl: Really?!
Rank: Recurring Character
April 19th, 2010 7:38 AM
Damon: what you came here to ask me for candles?!
Pearl: well seeing as you have many of them..
Anna: one that's not longer than my own height please!
Rank: Recurring Character
April 19th, 2010 7:34 AM
damon: *thinks to himself* my next victim yum!
pearl: why is ur hand on ur crotch?!
anna: *slaps forehead* mom seriously!
April 18th, 2010 12:47 PM
anna: really? she get butterfly wings?!?! what do i get?
damon: well ahh.. your not...really...in... the ah...books.
anna: WHAT!?!
damon: well if it makes you feel eny better, bonnie is not really black.
pearl: this is an outrage.... what am i like?
damon: you turn into a big pink bunny and then get eaten by shinichi.
pearl: who's shinichi?
April 18th, 2010 11:54 AM
Pearl: Do we have an understanding Damon?
Damon: (tries to hold in laugh) HAHAHAH, I'm sorry
Pearl: What?
Damon: I just don't understand how you can be so serious when you are asking me what kind of bunny Stefan feeds on.
Pearl: This question is very important to the world! I MUST KNOW!
Damon: Yes! Of course! What was i thinking?!?! The race of bunnies depends on it!
April 18th, 2010 8:45 AM
Pearl: So Damon, we have an agreement? You do this for me, and I won't kill you... yet.
Damon: No Pearl, over my dead body! I will never show Anna where I got this leather jacket, she is far from cool enough!
Rank: Extra
April 18th, 2010 7:21 AM
pearl：Hey man,my daughter is gorgeous，isn·t she?
Damon：um.....Blair is more suitable for this adjective
，i think.
anna:no.....no,you are lying.
Rank: Recurring Character
April 18th, 2010 5:45 AM
Pearl: you can't keep doing this Damon!
Damon: bite me bitch!
April 18th, 2010 12:05 AM
Damon: "Jeez, what are you guys, zombies or vampires? Try to look a little more animated, will you!"
April 17th, 2010 10:20 PM
Pearl: This is a serious conversation stop smiling!!
Damon: I would if I could, botox.
Anna: You wouldn't understand mom, all the cool people in hollywood are doing it nowadays.
April 17th, 2010 8:14 PM
Pearl: Its called manners
Damon: No, its called being a dumbass
April 17th, 2010 5:49 PM
Damon: well im glad i finally get to meet the mom of the woman I'm going to marry!
Pearl: And I'm glad i have met the man who friggin bites my daughters neck!!!!!!!!!!
April 17th, 2010 5:34 PM
Damon: Soooo what brings you to my neck of the woods?
Pearl: I want a deal.
Damon: I'm listening....
Pearl: I'll give you anything you want if you kill Bella Swan.
Damon: Why? I've heard she tastes good, but why would you want her dead?
Ana:(blushes)
Pearl: I want Ana to be with Edward Cullen.
Damon: HAHAHAHA you want her to be with the vegetarian that SPARKLES!!!!???
April 17th, 2010 4:49 PM
"Pearl: The show needed more minorities.
Damon: So, that's why that everyone came out of the tomb isn't white....Maybe that is why I was never put in it.."
LMAO!!! that one's funny.
April 17th, 2010 4:20 PM
Pearl:Ive heard things about you...
Damon: Well what can I say ?
Pearl: It's true? You've met EDWARD CULLEN!
Anna: Akward...
April 17th, 2010 3:40 PM
Anna: OK I am going to the bathroom now, Mom - please keep your hands to yourself.
Damon: I'm not making any promises. To Pearl - You know your looking good for being older than me right?
April 17th, 2010 3:19 PM
Pearl: Now, we need to decide who to put back into the tomb.
Damon : I vote for Frederick!
April 17th, 2010 2:48 PM
Damon: Well this "deep, intense staring and no talking" thing is fun, but whos up for a 3way?
April 17th, 2010 11:39 AM
Damon: You know what they're saying about us out there? Pearl: What? Damon: That I'm hot. Anna: No, you aren't Jeremy Gilbert's hotter than you. Pearl: GILBERT!?!? Anna: Yes, deal with it!
Rank: Recurring Character
April 17th, 2010 7:51 AM
Pearl: Damon please! i need you to tech anna how to dance that sexy move before the mystic falls pageant!
Rank: Extra
April 17th, 2010 7:29 AM
Pearl: Are you sure?
Damon: Yes im sure, no matter what you have heard Robert Patterson is not a vampire and Edward Cullen is not real.
THIS one is awesome! haha! :D
Rank: Guest Star
April 16th, 2010 10:39 PM
damon:pearl what do you want
pearl:damon you already no what i want
anna:mom seriously infront of me
damon: you can join
haha