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Stefan:"Not only am I doomed to an eternity of misery, now I get an extra seven years for breaking the mirror!"
Stefan:"Come on, Stefan, you love Elena - not Alaric!"
Stefan: Here Damon think he's so hot. But he obviously broke the mirror.
Damon: *in the other room* Silly Stefan. I held up a picture of you and it broke... So just BTW, I'm still the hot one.
stefan: mirror mirror on the wall, who's the hottest of us all?
stefan: ha! i knew it!
Am I going blind, or is that mirror broken?
Stefan: Damon, Where are you!?
Damon (Behind the door): Not in the mirror. You know... you watch too much Van Helsing.
stefan: wow. i never realized i could break the mirror with my beauty. yeah! i am hotter than damon! beat that you ugly retard who stole my girl! bet you never broke glass before!
damon: (from behind) ha! ur right i never broke galss before because im not ugly unlike you.
stefan: what? im ugly? nooooo!
Stefan: God, next time i have to listen to Damon. This flower doesn't match with the suit!
dammit still not looking as hot as damon, thought some human blood would have done it.
Goddamit, in my rage I broke the window. I can't see myself beautiful brooding self. FML.
wait no...it cant be...can it? can this truly be a....wrinkle???
No wonder why vampires cant see their reflections!