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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 6

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To everyone that submitted an entry for this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest: Thank you!

But to user "Sarah," we have another message: congratulations! Your simple entry, posted beneath the photo, cracked us up. Stefan is a bit prissy, isn't he? We can almost imagine him saying this.

Remember: we play this game every week, so don't feel bad if you didn't win. Just return each Friday and try again. Best of luck!

Bloodied and Topless

Does this blood stain make me look fat?

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Stefan: "How come you get your shirt off?"
Damon: "Because I'm the cooler older brother and you look great all bloody."

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Stefan: "What made you think you can shoot me?"
Damon: "What makes you think I shot you?"
Stefan: "Who else was around here?"
Damon: "Me."
Stefan: "So you did shoot me?"
Damon: "Okay, I shot you, big deal."

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Stefan: Where'd this blood come from? Did you try to kill me again?
Damon: *shrugging* Maybe, maybe not.

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Stefan: [Brooding]...You shot me.
Damon: [Nonchalantly] It happens.

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Stefan: Everyone is going to think you're the better vampire.
Damon: I know.

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Stefen: I wish I had muscles like yours.
Damon: Well, you can spend the next thousand years trying.

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Damon: So tell me again why you tried to kill yourself?
Stefan: It's just so not fair! How come he gets to sparkle and we don't!

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Stefan: Damon please tell me, how did you get the stain out of your shirt?
Damon: That's for me to know and for you to dot dot dot

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stefan: my shirt bleeds for you.

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Damon: Stefan, why do you have blood on your shirt?
Stefan: It's just that time of the month....

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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