True Blood

If Edward Cullen were to go missing on The Twilight Saga, the franchise might release a milk carton photo to ask fans if they've spotted him.

But this is True Blood. Following Bill Compton's abduction on the season two finale, HBO has released the following poster, asking for information on his whereabouts:

When season three premieres in June, Sookie will immediately go after her man. But, as True Blood spoilers have revealed, she'll be accompanied on her mission by a werewolf named Alcide.

Bill might not like how close these two get to one another.