Gossip Girl Caption Contest 103

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Welcome back, readers, to the 103rd edition of our Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is Leily. Congratulations on a job very well done!

Honorable mentions go out to S, Basshole and ihatetaylorbecauseshesucks.

Thanks to all for playing and best of luck again in next week's contest!

The Dorf

Cameron: Why is the pregnant maid throwing dynamite at The Empire?
Blair: Oh, ignore it. She's just doing her job.

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Blair: (talking about chuck) Ugh. it's here.. they say if you hate something you should slam the door in its face.
Nate: Look blair, we need your sneeky backstabbing expertise here..
Cameron: Blair, care to fill me in on these expertise of yours?
Blair: Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.


Blair (thinking): Must... resist... staring... at Chuck's... adorable... face. God, I want him back.
Cameron (thinking): Must... resist... crying... in front... of Blair. Trouble, here we come.


Cameron: Blair! did you just hear what Lily said?! Chuck got shot...he's probably dead! Blair: ... Eh. (elbow shrug)


Cameron: Oh Sh*t it's Jenny!
Blair: Shhhh! Don't make any sudden movements! All the black mascara and eyeliner has her going blind so if stand still she won't see us...


cameron: is that an albino racoon with hair extensions
blair: nope, thats jenny
cameron: jenny who
blair: humprey
cameron: WHAT? i borrowed a sweater from the brother of a racoon!


Cameron: You reckon they're fake?
Blair: They do look awfully perky in that dress ..
Cameron: Intriguing ..


Blair:i really hate this feeling that i'm left alone Cameron:i'll always be here Blair:yes,yes (just not who i want)


B: Chuck, stop forgetting to tip Jenny. She needs new hair extensions


Cameron: Oh, I love 'Maury'! The episodes are better with a live audience though. Blair: I'm ashamed to point this out, but that's not 'Maury'... Cameron: Shh, I love when they do the big reveal! Hey, isn't that you? Why would you be on...ohhh. I get it now. Blair: Yup, that's our finale.


blair: why are you still here i was only using you to make chuck jelous
cameron: well i was using you for the exact same reason i love a guy in a bow tie!

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[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.