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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 7

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Welcome to the seventh edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our fun Friday tradition! 

Our winner this week is Riles. Congratulations! The winning entry appears below the photo.

Honorable mentions: KelseyRemi, mackenzie and lisalovesgg. Thanks to all for playing!

Good luck in next week's Caption Contest!

Jeremy and John

Jeremy: What's so special about your ring anyway?
John: I was a Delta Nu! Now let me teach you the "Bend and Snap"

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Jeremy: "So...Who do you think's gonna die on the season finale of the Vampire Diaries?"
John: " I think Uncle John and Jeremy."
Jeremy: " Me too!"

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Jeremy: I don't know what Rachel is without her voice! I'm so glad it came back!
John: I know right! Wait... Wrong show!

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John: So I sent Isobel to Damon.
Jeremy: You did what? You know Damon is a dick. How could you do that man? I don't get it. PS. I vote for Riles!

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John: Look Jeremy, I know you hate me but--
Jeremy: Wait..you just said what? After all these years now you decide to have the sex talk with me?!

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John: Have you heard the latest gossip? It's extra juicy!
Jeremy: Now way, tell me, tell me!
John: Okay, so, get this... Both Stefan AND Damon are in love with Elena!
Jeremy: Gasp! Are you kidding me? How come she gets all the hot guys?

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RILES:
Jeremy: What's so special about your ring anyway?
John: I was a Delta Nu! Now let me teach you the "Bend and Snap" Love this!!!

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Steven: So let me get this straight: If you die now, you vome back to life, on heroes you can regenerate, you get to be in 24 and work with Keifer sutherland nd all I get is 7 episodes in Everwood, a role in a disney movie, a one off appaearance in numb3rs and I could die at any moment?
David: Steven, shut up and say the lines.

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Jeremy: For the last time Uncle John, Jack Bauer ISN'T coming to save you!

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Jeremy: What I don't get is why the CW has 2 shows devoted to vampires.
John: What are you talking about?
Jeremy: Well, there's our show, obviously, and Gossip Girl
John: Ummm ... there are no vampires on Gossip Girl ...?
Jeremy (rolls eyes): Uh, yeah there are. Taylor Momsen plays one. John: No Jeremy - her character is a normal, human girl.
Jeremy: Really?? And I thought Lost was confusing!!!

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Jeremy: What's so special about your ring anyway?
John: I was a Delta Nu! Now let me teach you the "Bend and Snap"

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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