The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 8 Comments (Page 2)
86 Comments
Mackenzie
May 18th, 2010 3:41 PM
Damon: Stefan,page Dr. faget Stefen: Why? Damon Cause this kid is a douch
meboi
May 18th, 2010 10:13 AM
Damon:Listen! i can suck your blood and snap your neck in a split second!
Jer: why don't you?
Damon: i don't want stains on my new shirt...
hugachaka
May 18th, 2010 10:08 AM
Damon: listen big g- have YOU been working out without ME?! I thought we were workoutbuddies?
Jeremy wispers: yeah, off show
Stefan: Wait? What?! You work out together? why haven't you told me?!
Juanita
May 18th, 2010 2:40 AM
Damon: Why can't you just be satisfied with being Elena's adopted sister? It least that means you have some claim on her!
Stefan: Let it go Damon. Jelousy. Been there, done that.
stephsister Rank: Guest Star
May 17th, 2010 7:43 PM
Damon: you have something on your forehead even though you cant see it.
Jermey: Well so do you, so leave me alone!
Stephan: Damon, you are wrong it is not on his forehead, it is actually behind his hair, which i can see...
Amanda
May 17th, 2010 12:42 PM
Damon: Dude, you ate all the cotton candy! Jeremy: Whatever, it's not like they have any blood-flavored ones. Stefan(thinking): Where the heck is the merry-go-round???
Katherine S.
May 17th, 2010 12:36 PM
Damon: Say it.
Damon: Say it!
Stefan: Out loud.
Jeremy: Damon and Stefan are the best vampire in-laws in the whole world.
hugachaka
May 17th, 2010 12:18 PM
Damon: Wait a minute... have you been working out?
Stefan(thinking):Damn I wish i could be hot enough to be in the front of this photo
Katy
May 17th, 2010 9:37 AM
Damon - ... 'I got you Pepe Le Bitch' ...
VDluv Rank: Recurring Character
May 17th, 2010 5:15 AM
jeremy: you son of a b*tch ......you took all my girls and now my guys too?!
VDluv Rank: Recurring Character
May 17th, 2010 5:11 AM
Jeremy to Damon: The truth is hiding in your eyes..Just boiling in my blood but my thoughts you can't decode. Do you see what we've done? We're gonna make such fools of ourselves..
I know it's a lame attempt of using paramore's song decode, but i felt "inspired" lol
VDluv Rank: Recurring Character
May 17th, 2010 5:06 AM
damon: come on Stef..we'll make lil J a beato tra le vampiri :D
Vampy Chic
May 16th, 2010 10:31 PM
Damon: "Aww...Stefan, stop brooding; grab his other arm and make a wish."
jessica
May 16th, 2010 10:29 PM
what you screw my sister low blow
Vampy Chic
May 16th, 2010 10:24 PM
Jeremy: "Is this some sort of weird, vampire secret handshake?"
Damon: "Welcome to the club, in advance!"
Katie
May 16th, 2010 9:53 PM
Jeremy: You are so stupid...you must have the attention span of a peanut.
Damon: Peanuts don't have lives, idiot. Are you calling me the undead?
Teresa
May 16th, 2010 8:45 PM
Jeremy: Come on man, you said in 2 days
Damon: I changed my mind, I want my money now
Jeremy: But, I told you I don't get the money till Saturday
Damon: Well you should have thought about that before you borrowed money for drugs
Jeremy: Drugs? I never said nothin' bout drugs
Damon: Then whats in your hand
Jeremy: ...
Damon: That's what I thought. Stefan! He's all yours.
Teresa
May 16th, 2010 8:35 PM
Damon: Open your hand, hand me the pills and i'll try to leave this behind me
jertastic!
May 16th, 2010 6:50 PM
DAMON: Alright Jer, I'm sorry I-
JEREMY: No. You don't have the right to call me Jer anymore after the way you broke up with me for Matt. It's sick really.
DAMON: I'm super sorry jer-wow
JEREMY: No jersey shore role play either. I'm done. You also cannot call me: Jermonkey JERpuiter Gills Jerimiah JERmy JERMANNY, MANboy "the jermination" Jerbear jerginslotion ........
Prom Queen Rank: Regular Character
May 16th, 2010 4:37 PM
hey......vampire diaries season finale is terrific.....am still shocked!!!!! katherine is BACK...OMG.
erb
May 16th, 2010 3:24 PM
Jeremy: What do u want? Damon: You know damn well what i want! Stephen to himself: Now Damon won't look hotter than me! I'm so evil! I'd better hide somewhere before he figures out my plan. /hides behind the girl with the teddy bear/ Jeremy: I told you already - I didn't take your epilator. Whoever it was he is a sick and twisted old man and I'm not like that! Damon: That's exactlyt how you are! Fine, tell you sister to give me her shaver... NOW! I have a date and he's cute!
DAMON:Tell me the truth!
JEREMY: I already told you the truth!
DAMON:DO THEY HAVE MY PERSCRIPTION FOR MY SPECIAL EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
JEREMY:Call and ask them!
DAMON:They can't have what i need for my vampire eyes!!
JEREMY:Fine!!!! They do!
DAMON: REALLY!!
JEREMY:really.
STEFAN: 1-800-contacts ALL YOUR EYE NEEDS. HUMAN,VAMPIRE,WITCH,AND WEREWOLF.
zee
May 16th, 2010 10:29 AM
jeremy: Aahhh Can't touch me, can't touch me
Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat
Can't touch me!
Can't touch me!
Can't touch me
Stop! Jeremy time
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out
Don't like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
Can't touch me!
Yea do the Jeremy Gilbert Bump
Can't touch me!
I'm Presidential Jeremy
Interns think I'm hot
Don't care if your handicapped
I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world
From Hartford to Backbay
It's Jeremy, go Jeremy, MC Jeremy, yo Jeremy
Let's see Regis rap this way
Can't touch me!
Damon: She's strong and crafty and you'll die. Elena: At least I'll die trying.
May 18th, 2010 3:41 PM
Damon: Stefan,page Dr. faget Stefen: Why? Damon Cause this kid is a douch
May 18th, 2010 10:13 AM
Damon:Listen! i can suck your blood and snap your neck in a split second!
Jer: why don't you?
Damon: i don't want stains on my new shirt...
May 18th, 2010 10:08 AM
Damon: listen big g- have YOU been working out without ME?! I thought we were workoutbuddies?
Jeremy wispers: yeah, off show
Stefan: Wait? What?! You work out together? why haven't you told me?!
May 18th, 2010 2:40 AM
Damon: Why can't you just be satisfied with being Elena's adopted sister? It least that means you have some claim on her!
Stefan: Let it go Damon. Jelousy. Been there, done that.
Rank: Guest Star
May 17th, 2010 7:43 PM
Damon: you have something on your forehead even though you cant see it.
Jermey: Well so do you, so leave me alone!
Stephan: Damon, you are wrong it is not on his forehead, it is actually behind his hair, which i can see...
May 17th, 2010 12:42 PM
Damon: Dude, you ate all the cotton candy! Jeremy: Whatever, it's not like they have any blood-flavored ones. Stefan(thinking): Where the heck is the merry-go-round???
May 17th, 2010 12:36 PM
Damon: Say it.
Damon: Say it!
Stefan: Out loud.
Jeremy: Damon and Stefan are the best vampire in-laws in the whole world.
May 17th, 2010 12:18 PM
Damon: Wait a minute... have you been working out?
Rank: Guest Star
May 17th, 2010 11:36 AM
Stefan(thinking):Damn I wish i could be hot enough to be in the front of this photo
May 17th, 2010 9:37 AM
Damon - ... 'I got you Pepe Le Bitch' ...
Rank: Recurring Character
May 17th, 2010 5:15 AM
jeremy: you son of a b*tch ......you took all my girls and now my guys too?!
Rank: Recurring Character
May 17th, 2010 5:11 AM
Jeremy to Damon: The truth is hiding in your eyes..Just boiling in my blood but my thoughts you can't decode. Do you see what we've done? We're gonna make such fools of ourselves..
I know it's a lame attempt of using paramore's song decode, but i felt "inspired" lol
Rank: Recurring Character
May 17th, 2010 5:06 AM
damon: come on Stef..we'll make lil J a beato tra le vampiri :D
May 16th, 2010 10:31 PM
Damon: "Aww...Stefan, stop brooding; grab his other arm and make a wish."
May 16th, 2010 10:29 PM
what you screw my sister low blow
May 16th, 2010 10:24 PM
Jeremy: "Is this some sort of weird, vampire secret handshake?"
Damon: "Welcome to the club, in advance!"
May 16th, 2010 9:53 PM
Jeremy: You are so stupid...you must have the attention span of a peanut.
Damon: Peanuts don't have lives, idiot. Are you calling me the undead?
May 16th, 2010 8:45 PM
Jeremy: Come on man, you said in 2 days
Damon: I changed my mind, I want my money now
Jeremy: But, I told you I don't get the money till Saturday
Damon: Well you should have thought about that before you borrowed money for drugs
Jeremy: Drugs? I never said nothin' bout drugs
Damon: Then whats in your hand
Jeremy: ...
Damon: That's what I thought. Stefan! He's all yours.
May 16th, 2010 8:35 PM
Damon: Open your hand, hand me the pills and i'll try to leave this behind me
May 16th, 2010 6:50 PM
DAMON: Alright Jer, I'm sorry I-
JEREMY: No. You don't have the right to call me Jer anymore after the way you broke up with me for Matt. It's sick really.
DAMON: I'm super sorry jer-wow
JEREMY: No jersey shore role play either. I'm done. You also cannot call me: Jermonkey JERpuiter Gills Jerimiah JERmy JERMANNY, MANboy "the jermination" Jerbear jerginslotion ........
Rank: Regular Character
May 16th, 2010 4:37 PM
Damon: This was John Varvatos, dude. Dick move!
Rank: New User
May 16th, 2010 4:09 PM
hey......vampire diaries season finale is terrific.....am still shocked!!!!! katherine is BACK...OMG.
May 16th, 2010 3:24 PM
Jeremy: What do u want? Damon: You know damn well what i want! Stephen to himself: Now Damon won't look hotter than me! I'm so evil! I'd better hide somewhere before he figures out my plan. /hides behind the girl with the teddy bear/ Jeremy: I told you already - I didn't take your epilator. Whoever it was he is a sick and twisted old man and I'm not like that! Damon: That's exactlyt how you are! Fine, tell you sister to give me her shaver... NOW! I have a date and he's cute!
Rank: Extra
May 16th, 2010 1:48 PM
OVERLY DRAMATIC SCRIPT
DAMON:Tell me the truth!
JEREMY: I already told you the truth!
DAMON:DO THEY HAVE MY PERSCRIPTION FOR MY SPECIAL EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
JEREMY:Call and ask them!
DAMON:They can't have what i need for my vampire eyes!!
JEREMY:Fine!!!! They do!
DAMON: REALLY!!
JEREMY:really.
STEFAN: 1-800-contacts ALL YOUR EYE NEEDS. HUMAN,VAMPIRE,WITCH,AND WEREWOLF.
May 16th, 2010 10:29 AM
jeremy: Aahhh Can't touch me, can't touch me
Just like the bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer you can't sue
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat
Can't touch me!
Can't touch me!
Can't touch me
Stop! Jeremy time
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt
Light a fire then pee it out
Don't like it, kiss my rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the bump
Can't touch me!
Yea do the Jeremy Gilbert Bump
Can't touch me!
I'm Presidential Jeremy
Interns think I'm hot
Don't care if your handicapped
I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world
From Hartford to Backbay
It's Jeremy, go Jeremy, MC Jeremy, yo Jeremy
Let's see Regis rap this way
Can't touch me!
(spoken to Stefan) Except you, you can touch me.