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May 16th, 2010 10:22 AM
jeremy: i dont like being touched.
damon: oh believe me i don't like touching you.
May 16th, 2010 10:12 AM
damon: this is the last time im telling you! you show stefan that tape of me in a tutu and i will rip your throat out!
May 16th, 2010 7:21 AM
Damon: You stole my Trix yogurt!
Stefan: Silly human, Trix are for vampires!
Rank: Recurring Character
May 16th, 2010 5:10 AM
damon: how dare u cheat on me just like that little bitch katherine! history does repeat itself d*ckhead!
Rank: Recurring Character
May 16th, 2010 5:08 AM
damon: ur insane...vampires dont turn into bats!
Rank: Recurring Character
May 16th, 2010 5:08 AM
damon: we cant pro create, although we love to try..so u have to promise us that u do that before u turn into a vampire
May 16th, 2010 3:51 AM
Damon: Dude, your biceps are bulging.
Jeremy: Hands OFF the merchandise, man.
Stefan: [broods visibly because he missed out]
May 16th, 2010 12:58 AM
Damon: What do you mean you want to become a vampire?
May 16th, 2010 12:57 AM
Stefan: Damon, he already knows about the birds and the bees!
Rank: New User
May 15th, 2010 11:06 PM
damon:do you like anna?
jeremy: yes,why do you care?
damon:cause i`m barney
jeremy:dude, what are you on to?
damon:dude,seriosly,dude?
jeremy: that`s what you got from that?
May 15th, 2010 9:33 PM
DAMON: Do you have the stuff?
JEREMY: Dude let go of me..i'm sensative......and we can't do this here.
DAMON: I need it NOW
JEREMY: ok, ok fine, here is your Trixx yogurt. that will be $3.75.
STEFAN: Sill Damon, trixx are for KIDS!
DAMON: (to jeremy): This is why I go to extremes
May 15th, 2010 6:27 PM
Damon: Where did you hide me lucky charms?
May 15th, 2010 6:10 PM
DAMON: When were you going to tell me?
JEREMY: I'm so sorry, I never meant it to go this far..its just Stefan and i LOVE the Jonas Brothers so much. I didn't know you did too.
DAMON: Those pussies? no way, i just don't like the fact that you and Stefan are spending late nights getting hot and sweaty with the Jonas Brothers songs.
May 15th, 2010 5:28 PM
Damon: Take it back! How DARE you accuse me of sparkling! You think the Cullens are real vampires? They sparkle like they've been sprinkled with early learning glitter!
May 15th, 2010 4:16 PM
Damon: Tell me who dies in this episode! I must know!
Jeremy: I ain't telling you spit! Man, I'm clever cuz I just talked smack to a vampire.
Damon: You've gotta give me some answers.
Jeremy: Yes, no.. To get to the other side. 1.77245-
Damon: I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI!
(Yes, it's a Twilight reference.. Sorry - that's all I've got. Hehe.)
May 15th, 2010 3:14 PM
Jeremy: "LET GO OF ME!"
Damon: "NO."
Jeremy: "I'll Make It Worse..."
Damon: "You can't. You already look like a douche with that hair cut."
Jeremy: " Well I'll cut it off. That'll be worse."
Stefan: "No it won't."
Jeremy: " UGHHH!" *storms away*
Rank: Extra
May 15th, 2010 2:03 PM
Damon: I love you!
Jeremy: DUDE I love,s..
Damon: Don't say it. Why can't I have one Gilbert!
Stefan: I hear Jenna is free.
Damon" TEENAGE GILBERT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why do you get both Stefan? (storms off)
Jeremy: I was going to say "I love, SERIOUSLY love, Anna."
Rank: Extra
May 15th, 2010 1:49 PM
Jeremy: Let go! Don't make a scene.
Damon : (mad) I thought you loved me!
Jeremy: It was just a fling.
Stefan: What!!!!!!!!!!! Damon how could you?! You knew how I felt about Jeremy
Jeremy: (whisper to Stefan) Call Me at 555-0979
Rank: Extra
May 15th, 2010 1:43 PM
boo hoo im pissed at my sister so now i think ists smart to piss off a vampire YAY im a genius
Rank: Extra
May 15th, 2010 1:41 PM
HEY THAT GUY WITH A NINE ON HIS SHIRT LOOKS LIKE HE GOT A GO TEE
Rank: Extra
May 15th, 2010 1:40 PM
any one else notice how jeramy looks kinda like a cave man like "U GIVE ME ROCK GRUNTGRUNTGRUNT I GIVE U NOTHING "
Rank: Recurring Character
May 15th, 2010 1:27 PM
ugh nvm piggy is supposed to be strikethrough but u cant use that html tag :(
Rank: Recurring Character
May 15th, 2010 1:27 PM
damon: you're our little piggy bitch in the middle *smirk*
Rank: Recurring Character
May 15th, 2010 1:26 PM
damon: you're our little piggy bitch in the middle *smirk*
May 15th, 2010 12:21 PM
Damon: *doing mind thingy* You will not be a douche anymore.