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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 9

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Welcome to the ninth edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest at TV Fanatic!

This week's winner is XOXO. Congratulations! The winning entry appears below.

Honorable mentions go out to abigail, flipped and sally.

Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week, too!

Fire!

["I Can't be Tamed," Damon's ring tone, plays]

Stefan: Seriously? Miley Cyrus? And I'm trying to save you right now but you are answering your CELL?

Damon: HELLO? [line goes dead] Aww, no bars down here! HOLY HELL THE BUILDING'S ON FIRE!!!

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Damon: Look a worm on the ground!
Stefan: Ok....
Damon: Hi pretty worm! (touches the worm lovingly) Nice worm!!
Stefan: What the hell are you on?!?!?!
Damon: Feelings! I'm on feelings!!
Stefan: What!!!
Damon: I turned my feelings back on! :)
Stefan: Ohh! Really?
Damon: Yup!
Stefan: Well, take this!!! (steps on worm)
Damon: NOOOOO!!! My second friend! Whyd you do that?!
Stefan: That was for Lexi!!!

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*I can't be tamed-damon's ringtone plays* STEFAN: Seriously? Miley Cyrus? And I'm trying to save you right now but you are answering your CELL? DAMON: HELLO?
***LINE GOES DEAD******
DAMON: AWWW no bars down here! HOLY HELL THE BUILDINGS ON FIRE!!!

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Damon: Wait!! Don’t step on the crack!
Stefan: What!!
Damon: You’ll break moms back!
Stefan: She’s been dead for centuries!
Damon: (starts crying) But I just saw her! While I was heading to the bright lights!!

Shrimpie

Damon: "If you squeeze any tighter, my organs are going to explode".

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Damon:ughh im sick.
Stefan:suck it up, Heidi Klum is right over there!

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Damon: 99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
I take 10 and drunk 'em all up
89 bottles of beer on the wall

Elliie

Damon: You could have told me the building was on fire before I ran into it.
Stefan: I wanted to tell you... but... Sry if the grammar is wrong.

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Damon: When I said I was here for the cotton candy and to steal your girl, this was not what I had in mind!

Elliie

Damon: You could have told me the house was on fire before I ran into it.
Stefan: I wanted to tell you... but... Sry if the grammar is wrong.

Elliie

Damon: Everything burns!
Stefan: Damon this is not the right time to play The Joker.
Damon: Why so serious Stefan?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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