Gossip Girl Caption Contest 109

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Welcome, Upper East Siders, to the 109th edition of the Gossip Girl Caption Contest!

This week's Caption Contest winner is humptastic! The winning entry appears below!

Honorable mentions go out to Blair215, M and dal16.

Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week ...

Thorn in Their Side

Jenny: Looks like you've just cooked a HumpFRY.

Serena: And you just walked through the van der WOODSen.

Nate: And you just arched your BALLS...?

Gossip Girl: Good try my kiddies, but only one person can have a catchphrase like that, and that would be Chuck Bass' "you've just hooked yourself a Bass." Better hop on the creativity train, because in good time, you'll stand out as much as Jenny's makeup. Better luck next time.

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Serena:what's going on here?
Nate:Jenny was all like you can't leave me and i was all like watch me bitch.
Jenny:uhh...?!

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Serena:jenny nate will never cheat on his girlfriend
Nate:remember blair

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Nate: Jenny how do keep getting into my apartment

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or the "alternative" version, slightly different....: Serena: Nate, please tell me I didn't look like Jenny when I was her age....
Nate: Serena, of course not, if you looked like her at 16 I wouldn't have sex with you at the Shephards' wedding!

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Serena: Nate, please tell me I didn't look like Jenny when I was her age....
Nate: Serena, of course not, if you looked like her at 16 I wouldn't fall in love with you at the Shephards' wedding!

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Nate: It can't be..
Serena: No-
Jenny: Its true. Bob Marley and rocky the racoon are my real parents -.-

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Nate: jenny..???!
Serena:Im gonna kich your @ss bi$h
Jenny:please dont hurt me i have my extensions in,and plus i really need to look tough in front of Nate

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Nate: What the hell Jenny, I told you, It's allright if you crash here and all, but DO NOT BORROW MY HAIR EXTENSIONS!

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Nate: Wow, just. WOW!
Serena: Nate!!
Nate: Oh, er, yeah.....
Jenny (thinking to herself): Taking off my top does it every time......

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Serena:
How did a raccoon get all the way up to the penthouse?

Gossip Girl Quotes

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell ... You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

Gossip Girl

[to Jenny] That's the thing. You need to be cool to be queen. Anne Boleyn thought only with her heart and she got her head chopped off. So her daughter Elizabeth made a vow never to marry a man. She married a country. Forget boys. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. For what it's worth, you're my Queen. I choose you.

Blair
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