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  1. maggieh10
    Rank: Guest Star

    Serena: When I hired you to give this girl a makeover, I didn't mean smear her with lipstick and turn her into a five-dollar hooker

    (I couldn't help quoting melrose place)

  2. chace

    Nate: You're lucky, Serena. At least you can wear halters, I've got man shoulders.
    Serena: My pores are huge.
    Jenny: I have really bad breath in the morning.
    Nate: ... Ew.

  3. saarele

    Jenny: Hey did you guys know that dolphins are just gay sharks?
    Nate: *confused*
    Serena: ...really?
    Jenny: Yeah...

    Sorry, I just couldn't resist, I think this line is perfect for these intelligent 3 :D

  4. saarele

    Serena: Nate, who is that?
    Nate: I don't know...Georgina maybe?
    Jenny: Guys, it's me, I just don't have any make up on.
    Serena: I knew it! Vanessa is really a blonde!

  5. Blair215

    Jenny: I just escaped from spying on the Pretty Little Liars set. They have completely ripped off my character. They also gave me Eleanor Waldorf as a mom! So yeah. You guys are probably next on the PLL hit list, to be shamelessly copied.

  6. humptastic!

    JENNY: What are you guys staring at me for?

    NATE (to serena) I guess she is still to hungover to notice the fake mustache and clown paintings on her face.

    SERENA: Wait a second...that mustache does not look very fake...

    JENNY: I'm standing right here! And yes I have a mustache because I am a rebel..its a new trend you no..or it will be...or maybe not...go away!

  7. humptastic!

    JENNY: Hey guys!

    NATE: Serena, don't make any sudden movements to upset it...

    SERENA: Ok ...I am gonna call Animal Control right now..."Yes hi there is a racoon in my boy friends apartment...20 minutes? ok thanks see you then...

  8. SophieBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    woah i won, thanks guys :D x

  9. smackthatbass

    SERENA: Oh, Jenny, what are you doing here?

    NATE: Uh, yeah you are kinda in MY apartment...

    JENNY: Oh um you know the usual....wrecking relationships, notice the bloddy sheets....

  10. SophieBass
    Rank: Guest Star

    Jenny: Look, i told you my rate at the start, if you can't pay up, get out


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