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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 12

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We wish we could have awarded numerous winners in this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

After all, we're huge fans of the one good thing Lindsay Lohan has ever done, Mean Girls, and many readers submitted entries quoting that film.

But "Tom" came away with first place. His entry is posted below and it made us update our Netflix queue to relive this classic comedy. Thanks! And good luck to all next week!

6/11/10 caption contest

Bonnie: [writing] This girl is the meanest, nastiest girl I've ever met. She is a fugly slut. Do not trust her!
Grams: What are you doing there, sweetie?
Bonnie: Nothing. Just writing something about Elena.

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Grams:2X-18=9 see it shows you how to do it in the book Bonnie: I still don't understand it Grams! Its no use, no spell book will help me pass algebra

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Bonnie: Oh, so that's how babies are born!

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Bonnie: Grams, I love your hair! How did you get it so...bouncy?
Grams: It says right there, silly.

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BONNIE: AIR, WATER, FIRE, EARTH......he's the last airbender gram! GRAM: Bonnie you are a dumbass, Damon is a frickin vampire, so deal with it and stop watching kiddie shows on nicholodean! BONNIE: *sigh* Aang is the only guy for me...oh did i say that outloud? (sorry for spelling)

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Grams: Let's see... mystical water, mystical water... what were we thinking when we brought a bottle of tap?!

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Bonnie: Times like this I wish I knew how to read...

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Lol, Nikki

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GRAMS: "So tell me what you have learned child..."
BONNIE: "Well i iknow for sure that i can change the girls hair color with this spell.."
GRAMS:"Well child you will have to save them first!!"
BONNIE: "True. Very true..."

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GRAMS: Bon Bon dear, you've been searching for days in that stupid book, and I'm sorry for calling off the search, but we can't find it, so deal with it. BONNIE: BUT GRAM, WHERES MY CAR?

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Grams: Now tell me what you learned.
Bonnie: B comes after A? Or was it C? D maybe?

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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