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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 12

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We wish we could have awarded numerous winners in this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

After all, we're huge fans of the one good thing Lindsay Lohan has ever done, Mean Girls, and many readers submitted entries quoting that film.

But "Tom" came away with first place. His entry is posted below and it made us update our Netflix queue to relive this classic comedy. Thanks! And good luck to all next week!

6/11/10 caption contest

Bonnie: [writing] This girl is the meanest, nastiest girl I've ever met. She is a fugly slut. Do not trust her!
Grams: What are you doing there, sweetie?
Bonnie: Nothing. Just writing something about Elena.

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Bonnie: [writing] 'This girl is the meanest, nastiest girl I've ever met. She is a fugly slut. Do not trust her!
Grams: 'What are you doing there, sweetie?'
Bonnie: 'Nothing. Just writing something about Elena'

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GRAMS: "HURRY UP BONNIE! THEY'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!"
BONNIE: "I KNOW!...BUT THE RECIPE CALLS FOR 3 EGGS AND WE ONLY HAVE 2!"

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Gramms: so the mail is finally hear. Bonnie: yup, you got bills

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*Bonnie and Gramms stare quietly and intently at the book for a while* Gramms: ya know, it wouldn't hurt if our ancestors took handwriting class, this is so hard to freakin understand. Bonnie: wiat, wait, sh-sh. That's an S. *Harper walks out of the tomb, patts their back, and runs off* ;-)

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Grams: Oh my God! Do you know what this is? It is the original copy of the screenplay for "Mean Girls"!
Bonnie: Quick! Burn it, set a spell to erase it from pople's minds and put an end to the "Mean Girls" references, once and for all!!

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Bonnie and Grams trying to solve the life-long question: Who is Gossip Girl? They read through all of the books by Cecily von Ziegler, but not one clue, not one. They may live in Virginia, but folks all over the world try to solve this mystery, even in Mexico:
Quien es Gossip Chica? So sad, becaus eno one will ever know... except me! you know you love me,
xoxo
Gossip Girl

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"See, it says one cup eye of newt, not celery root!"

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Bonnie (thinking): Dear Diary....I caught Damon staring at me again today...
Grams: Bonnie, what's that?
Bonnie: Grams!!!

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Grams:...And that's me as head cheerleader...oh, and there's me as homecoming queen next to the king... Bonnie: Is that Damon Salvatore? Grams: I told you I had a good time in high school

Damonsucksmyworld

Grams: "What are you doing, Bonnie?"
Bonnie: "I'm trying to figure out how to record True Blood on my TiVo."

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

I wanna say thank you for giving me everything I always wanted. A love to consume me, and passion, and adventure. There's nothing more I could ever want than for it to last forever, but it can't. This is the last time I'm gonna see you. This is goodbye, Damon.

Elena [to Damon]