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June 12th, 2010 12:06 AM
Bonnie: grams, please help me with my algebra homework.
June 11th, 2010 11:34 PM
BONNIE: So this is the equation on how to win over stefan and lose elena?
GRAM: Exactly, continue your math...oh you forgot to carry the damon!
BONNIE: Ugh that always happens! Then divide by Jeremy?
GRAM: Of course darling! great job!
June 11th, 2010 11:33 PM
BONNIE: So this is the equation on how to win over stefan and lose elena?
GRAM: Exactly, continue your math...oh you forgot to carry the damon!
BONNIE: Ugh that always happens! Then divide my Jeremy?
GRAM: Of course darling! great job!
June 11th, 2010 11:31 PM
BONNIE: Gram how is a stupid triangle and star supposed to help me win the tri-wizard tournament?
GRAM: Every young lady should know math...so pi times radius squared is....?
BONNIE: AVADA KADABRA! (gram dies) whoooops! and its circumference!
June 11th, 2010 11:29 PM
BONNIE: SO its all there?
Gram: Yep. everything you need to know how to insert a tampon. are you ready bon bon?
BONNIE: Ahhh I'm scared! okay... TAMPAX PEARL-ICUS! wow thanks gram!
June 11th, 2010 9:58 PM
Bonnie: So all i need to know about getting into Hogwarts is right here?
Grams: Ya plus a few of my cooking recipies. Enjoy!
June 11th, 2010 9:53 PM
grams: "And they all lived happily ever after"
bonnie: "now that cant be right..."
June 11th, 2010 8:35 PM
Bonnie: this part right here?
Gramm: yes thats the one
Bonnie: ok... well it says that this month something unexpected is going to happen.
Gramm: guess while just have to wait and see. ( she dies) :(
June 11th, 2010 8:32 PM
Bonnie: so gramms what is this spell supposed to do?
Gramm: well if this works right then it should make Damon love me forever.
Bonnie: i thought he loved Katherine??
Gramms: not anymore... ;)
June 11th, 2010 8:29 PM
Bonnie: omg grams is this some magical dirt/powder? 9holds it in her hands)
Gramms: Bonnie honey thats just dirt from when i pulled it out of the ground.
Bonnie: (disappointed) ahaha i know that...
June 11th, 2010 7:05 PM
Bonnie: isnt this from macbeth?
Sheila: sure is! bubble trouble toil and double!
June 11th, 2010 6:45 PM
Sheila: watcha lookin at.
Bonnie: "Blushes" nothin.
"she closes the book then Damen's shirtless picture falls off"
June 11th, 2010 6:41 PM
Sheila: yeah Bonnie can you hold it steadier I can't manicure my nails if you keep shivering.
Bonnie: wwhy d-do wwe have to have yyour beauty hour aat nighht annnd outsiddde.
Sheila: cause I need the wind to blow my nails dry, no hush up so you can hold it steadier.
June 11th, 2010 5:42 PM
Bonnie: Are you sure this isnt it? *thinks* im sure i took it from Piper Halliwell. Sheila: Yes, i am sure this is not the Book of Shadows.
June 11th, 2010 5:19 PM
Bonnie: Wow, Grams, you sure were... "loose" back in the day.
Grams: Those were supposed to be burned...
June 11th, 2010 5:16 PM
Bonnie: Lasagna?
Sheila: Oh wait... that's my cooking book!
Bonnie: Grams... there is a tomb of vampires and you bring a cooking book?
June 11th, 2010 4:50 PM
Sheila: Bonnie, this is my most valued possession. When I'm gone, I want you to have it.
Bonnie: Really? Are you sure?
Sheila: Of course not! You better bury it with me or I'll come back to haunt your sorry butt!
June 11th, 2010 4:37 PM
Sheila: Bonnie your not supposed too- wait, is that witches digest?
June 11th, 2010 4:32 PM
Bonnie: Lucis productum quoniam Damon is hawt rectus... wait, what the hell?
Sheila: Whoops, must've been a typo there...
Rank: Regular Character
June 11th, 2010 4:26 PM
Bonnie: So, this is where I'll learn all the powerful spells and potions from?
Sheila: Well, yeah, spells, potions, muffin recipes... it's all in the cookbook.
Bonnie: But... I thought this was the witches' sacred book which carries all their wisedom and power...
Sheila: Yeah... cookbook!
June 11th, 2010 4:18 PM
Ok, let's see, butter, milk, eggs, oh shit, we havn't got any egss!
Rank: Guest Star
June 11th, 2010 4:14 PM
agh sorry typo !
Bonnie: Okay so it's..Wingardium Leviosa?
Sheila: no no bonnie, it's wingardium leviOOSAAA .
Rank: Guest Star
June 11th, 2010 4:14 PM
Bonnie: Okay so it's..Wingardium Leviosa?
Sheila: no no bonnie, it's windardium leviOOSAAA .