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June 20th, 2010 2:43 PM
Elena;; Whoa, Matt, personal bubble... I know you're overwhelmed by our hotness but seriously... You can look but you can NOT touch.
June 20th, 2010 11:54 AM
JASON DILAURENTIS (matt): Woah Aria, Mike? What are you guys...uh doing here in Virginia?
ARIA MONTGOMERY (elena): Woah, Jason what are YOU doing here?
MIKE MONTGOMERY (stefan): Well Aria and I are here with Emily and we are gonna visit Maya, some may know her a Bonnie's ancestor emily.
JASON: Right yeah okay....um bye?
June 20th, 2010 11:50 AM
@ M.L HOUSE
CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE A CAPTION CONTEST FOR PRETTY LITTLE LIARS!!!!?? IT WOULD BE A BIG SUCCESS SINCE SO MANY PEOPLE WATCH THE SHOW, AND WOULD PARTICIPATE....THANKS A TON IF YOU DO!!!!
June 20th, 2010 10:05 AM
Elena: Sorry Matt, that doctor costume makes you look fat
June 20th, 2010 10:04 AM
Matt: No offense Elena but you cannot pull off that costume.
Elena: Well Matt: you dont look so hot either!
June 20th, 2010 10:02 AM
Matt: No offense Elena but you cannot pull off that costume.
June 20th, 2010 8:03 AM
Stefan and Elena: So, Matt, wanna have a threesome?
June 20th, 2010 7:30 AM
Elena: wow hold it mr..you're not gonna check what's wrong with my bf.. only I can do THAT
Stefan: ye stop being so gay matt
June 20th, 2010 6:14 AM
elena :(oh my God.these wax figures of matt and stephen look so real..it feels kinda real tooo..)
June 19th, 2010 11:11 PM
Matt: How does he even get it up without circulation?
Stefan: Edward Cullen may be able to sparkle, but I can glamour Matt. I don't have to get up as long as I can make Elena believe I can.
Elena: Exactly... Wait what?
Stefan: See.
June 19th, 2010 11:09 PM
Matt: Elena he doesn't even have circulation. You know what it means when a person doesn't have blood flowing to their organs. especially a very specific organ
Elena: Matt stop right there. . you know the writers only have me attending class two episodes out of the season- when would I possibly have time for an anatomy class.
June 19th, 2010 9:54 PM
lol @ a.chatter :)
June 19th, 2010 8:21 PM
Matt: Hey Elena, feel this...
Elena: OMG! You have an actual heartbeat??? *shivers from sexual napalm*
Stefan: Yeah I'm still right here.
June 19th, 2010 7:24 PM
Oops! That wasn't right...
Elena: Matt, I can't believe you're so drunk your seeing the world in blue and green! Green is SO not my color!
Stefan: Not cool, man. Not cool.
June 19th, 2010 6:20 PM
Elena: Matt, I can't believe you got so drunk you're seeing the world in blue and green! Those are not my colors!
Matt: Not cool, man. Not cool.
June 19th, 2010 5:18 PM
MATT: Nice hair ....CULLEN!
EDWARD: Oh yeah? Well nice CHICKEN PENIS matthew!
ELENA: WOAH?! I had sex with a guy whos penis is shaped like a chicken? Hell no! Sorry I can't do this whole Love Square thing....knowing that!
June 19th, 2010 5:10 PM
Gossip Girl: What's this? Chuck's date and Blair's date are mother and son? And Nate and Blair are exes? And Nate and the mother are in a book club? Now there's a novel plot twist.
this is the real situation in season 2x2 gossip girl!!!
June 19th, 2010 5:09 PM
A Love Triangle turning into a Love Quaderateral? What's this?
Matt's date and Stefan's date are friends? And Matta and Elena are exes? And Matt and the Vampire are in a book club? Now there's a novel plot twist.
you know you love me,
xoxo
Gossip Girl
(gossip girl season 2 reference)
Rank: Regular Character
June 19th, 2010 3:08 PM
Matt:"So, I just finished reading "The Struggle"..."
Elena:"And what did you think?"
Matt:"What's so special about this Katherine-girl, Stefan's so whipped!"
Stefan (whining):"You gotta read the first book first, it won't make sense if you don't!"
June 19th, 2010 2:22 PM
love this one!
humptastic! Says:
June 18th, 2010 11:37 PM
MATT: So, Elena's the slutty nurse, I'm the troubled doctor, and Stefan is.....Edward Cullen?
ELENA: Oh boy here we go again....
STEFAN: NOO THIS IS MY STYLE I WAS BORN BEFORE HIM IN THE 1800'S HE WAS BORN 1901 GOSH MATT GET IT RIGHT OR GO HOMe!!!
June 19th, 2010 2:21 PM
love this one!!!!
June 19th, 2010 2:13 PM
This one is hilarious ... It's great !!!!
Sabrina Says:
June 19th, 2010 12:06 AM
Elena: Wait a second, what was the actual couples costume here?! The doctor and nurse or Edward and Carlisle?
June 19th, 2010 1:25 PM
Elena: Okay, Matt, I need you to stay clam...
Stefan: We're gonna pop that huge, nasty zit!
June 19th, 2010 12:27 PM
Elena: Like Matt, you traumatized me tonight, like honestly Matt, just staaaap
June 19th, 2010 12:08 PM
Elena:Don't look at me like that!!
Matt:Like what?
Elena:like you've seen me naked!
Stefan:Did I miss anything?