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"Dr. McDreamy, I'd like you to meet my NEW boyfriend, Dr. McDeady . . .
Elena: Matt stop right there . me and stefan need to talk with you.
Matt: about what?
Stefan: you and elena are wearing a couples costume. your not Jacob Black and Im not Edward Cullens even though i can totally pull off the hair cut.
Matt: ooh really i bet i can do it better.
Stefan: Bring it!
Elena: oh not again.
Matt: Elena I thought you only wore that when me and you.. you know.
Elena: New I shoulda gone with the cowgirl outfit
Elena: Matt...Be honest with us. Is wearing this honestly better than the matching leather jackets?
Stefan: Oh, who are we kidding! Go get your jacket Elena.
Elena: Okay, Matt, you need to sober up. This blue skin makes my butt look big.
elena:wow! wow! wow! matt. not one more word about how hot megan fox is.!
stefan:*thinks* yea i mean miley cyrus is way hotter.!
Stefan: Oh my God, Damon is going to be so thrilled that you came as a slutty nurse!!
Elena: ok now move again.
Elena: oh my gosh Matt.
Matt: what??? what is it? what?
Elena: Stephan are you seeing what I'm seeing.
Stephan: yah, things like these just couldn't be ignored.
Elena: ok Matt I need you to calm down for me now, ok. Stephan is a professional and he can take care of this ok. There's a huge zit on your forehead, but no worries Stephan went to beauty school in uh ..... a few years back
Elena: oh my god matt, mathcing careers so we would appear like couples. That is so cheesy. Come on Stephan, some people jsut don't get the hint.
Matt: no no, Elena wait ... ... this is my part time job, someone got hurt .....
Matt: Back when we were together u always said u didn't want to do this kind of thing, and now....
Elena: Matt, don't be upset. Stefan and me weren't playing doctor games, this is just for the costume party!
Elena: Matt, calm down. I'm sure Stefan didn't mean to get you a pink stethoscope.
Stefan: Not my fault, Matt! I thought you would enjoy it! It's a nice choice from the leather we all wear...
dammit matt.how can u steal stephen's toy steth?that was from the 1850s!
elena:matt,this guy here wants to know why u stole his lil brothers stethescope!!
Elena: I know I'm not a real nurse but Matt, im pretty sure you have real blood on you.
Stefan: Oops I thought he was a cow
Elena: Roleplay anyone?
Matt: Hell ya!
Stefan: I get top.
Elena: Woah, peace hoe!
Matt: Is that shakespeare?
Elena: You did NOT just call me fat.
Matt: Actually, I called Stefan fat.
Stefan: Oh come on, Elena's way fatter than I am.
Elena:(to Stefan) Keep talking and Matt's not gonna be the only one with blood on his shirt.
Hold on -- I need to get my camera if you two hot guys are about to start fighting over me. Noone will believe me unless I show them proof...
elena: chill matt..we cant have a threesome like in Gossip Girl but we can have some sexy time alone ;)
Elena: *Whispering* Matt, please don't be jealous. If you want, you can come over later and makeout with me.
Stefan: *walks away, vamping out*
Elena: *thinking* Oh crap! I'm so stupid, Stefan must have heard that...
Elena: Dude...My hand is blue.
Elena: Matt, I swear you will be in season two, please stop stressing over it.
Elena: Dr Donovan!!! We have a serious problem!!
Matt: What is it, nurse???
Elena: This man, he has no heartbeat!! And something is wrong with his head!!!!!!!!!!
Matt: Yeah, his hair sticks up funny...
Stefan: Hey!! *bites matt
Elena: Matt i don't know what your talking about! I'm a fantastic nurse! Now if Jeremy were to swallow a whole container of pills to kill himself.. well let's just say that would bite..