The Vampire Diaries

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  1. kjewls

    "Dr. McDreamy, I'd like you to meet my NEW boyfriend, Dr. McDeady . . .

  2. May

    Elena: Matt stop right there . me and stefan need to talk with you.
    Matt: about what?
    Stefan: you and elena are wearing a couples costume. your not Jacob Black and Im not Edward Cullens even though i can totally pull off the hair cut.
    Matt: ooh really i bet i can do it better.
    Stefan: Bring it!
    Elena: oh not again.

  3. ilvd

    Matt: Elena I thought you only wore that when me and you.. you know.
    Elena: New I shoulda gone with the cowgirl outfit

  4. Abigail

    Elena: Matt...Be honest with us. Is wearing this honestly better than the matching leather jackets?
    Stefan: Oh, who are we kidding! Go get your jacket Elena.

  5. Abigail

    Elena: Okay, Matt, you need to sober up. This blue skin makes my butt look big.

  6. tommy

    elena:wow! wow! wow! matt. not one more word about how hot megan fox is.!

    stefan:*thinks* yea i mean miley cyrus is way hotter.!

  7. Irvin

    Stefan: Oh my God, Damon is going to be so thrilled that you came as a slutty nurse!!

  8. Abbey MC

    Elena: FREEZE!

    ...............
    ...............
    ................

    (Music starts)

    Elena: ok now move again.

  9. FEY

    Elena: oh my gosh Matt.

    Matt: what??? what is it? what?

    Elena: Stephan are you seeing what I'm seeing.

    Stephan: yah, things like these just couldn't be ignored.

    Elena: ok Matt I need you to calm down for me now, ok. Stephan is a professional and he can take care of this ok. There's a huge zit on your forehead, but no worries Stephan went to beauty school in uh ..... a few years back

  10. afnan

    Elena: oh my god matt, mathcing careers so we would appear like couples. That is so cheesy. Come on Stephan, some people jsut don't get the hint.

    Matt: no no, Elena wait ... ... this is my part time job, someone got hurt .....

  11. Eliza
    Rank: Guest Star

    Matt: Back when we were together u always said u didn't want to do this kind of thing, and now....
    Elena: Matt, don't be upset. Stefan and me weren't playing doctor games, this is just for the costume party!

  12. Abigail

    Elena: Matt, calm down. I'm sure Stefan didn't mean to get you a pink stethoscope.
    Stefan: Not my fault, Matt! I thought you would enjoy it! It's a nice choice from the leather we all wear...

  13. ash

    dammit matt.how can u steal stephen's toy steth?that was from the 1850s!

  14. ash

    elena:matt,this guy here wants to know why u stole his lil brothers stethescope!!

  15. ilvd

    Elena: I know I'm not a real nurse but Matt, im pretty sure you have real blood on you.
    Stefan: Oops I thought he was a cow

  16. ilvd

    Elena: Roleplay anyone?
    Matt: Hell ya!
    Stefan: I get top.

  17. SealTheDealWithKlaus (Bliss)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Elena: Woah, peace hoe!

    Matt: Is that shakespeare?

  18. Megan

    Elena: You did NOT just call me fat.
    Matt: Actually, I called Stefan fat.
    Stefan: Oh come on, Elena's way fatter than I am.
    Elena:(to Stefan) Keep talking and Matt's not gonna be the only one with blood on his shirt.

  19. shirarose

    Hold on -- I need to get my camera if you two hot guys are about to start fighting over me. Noone will believe me unless I show them proof...

  20. VDluv

    elena: chill matt..we cant have a threesome like in Gossip Girl but we can have some sexy time alone ;)

  21. Delenaivampires!
    Rank: Guest Star

    Elena: *Whispering* Matt, please don't be jealous. If you want, you can come over later and makeout with me.
    Stefan: *walks away, vamping out*
    Elena: *thinking* Oh crap! I'm so stupid, Stefan must have heard that...

  22. Abigail

    Elena: Dude...My hand is blue.

  23. Jim Garner
    Rank: Staff Member

    Elena: Matt, I swear you will be in season two, please stop stressing over it.

  24. i.run.with.vampires.92
    Rank: Extra

    Elena: Dr Donovan!!! We have a serious problem!!
    Matt: What is it, nurse???
    Elena: This man, he has no heartbeat!! And something is wrong with his head!!!!!!!!!!
    Matt: Yeah, his hair sticks up funny...
    Stefan: Hey!! *bites matt

  25. RileyFord
    Rank: Guest Star

    Elena: Matt i don't know what your talking about! I'm a fantastic nurse! Now if Jeremy were to swallow a whole container of pills to kill himself.. well let's just say that would bite..


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