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Stefan: now im only going to say this one more time before i rip you head of. Im not like Edward Cullens i dont sparkle in the sun or had hair like a nest.
Girl: But you look just like him...
Stefan (Dracula voice): I want to drink your blood!
stefan: if i tell you once i'll tell you again, im in love with elena and your're just gunna have to get over it.
I want to kiss you Stefan, I do...but your breath!
Stefan: Your blood... It's all over my teeth. I can't go back there...
Amber: Sure you can, here, have some Orbit!
Stefan: Gee, thanks!
Orbit: For a Nice Clean Feeling, No Matter What.
"Listen very carefully. This is of the utmost importance. I need you to answer honestly. Do you find me....prissy?"
Stefan: I've said already. I - AM - NOT - EDWARD - CULLEN!
Stefan: Tell me honestly, is there anything stuck in my teeth?
Stefan: you stupid genie! I said i wanted to sparkle!
Stefan: "For the last time, Damon: STEFAN DOESN'T SHARE FOOD!!!"
Stefan"what do you mean Damon is hotter than me?"
Stefan: "TAKE THAT WIG OFF! I KNOW UR REAL IDENTITY HANNAH MONTANA!"
Stefan: "I TOLD YOU I DONT SPARKLE!"
Stefan: Why Is Ian Hotter Than Me?
Stefan: What Is It That I Aint Got?
Girl : Courage =)
(courtesy of wizard of oz)