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Grams: I have to know what's gonna happen next season!
Stefan: "You can't handle the truth"
Sheila: Now remember, you have until midnight to fix this. That's when the spell will be broken and everything will be as it was before Elena got pregnant.
Grams: Tell me the truth, boy!
Stefan: I swear those pills weren't mine...
Shelia: No Stefan! You can NOT go kill all the BP executives!
Stefan: But the poor baby turtles!!!
Sheila : Not so fast, young man. *hisses*
Stefan : What's wrong?
Sheila : For God's sake, take off that jacket before you go in.
Sheila: Go forward,take a left,and the hair gel is in section 7.
Stefan: Ok, my hair is limpy anyway.
Grams: Stefan don't go in there.
Grams: Because thats not the way to narnia!
Stefan:...and like I already said it's just too much, I just can't-
Sheila: (grabs Stefan's arm) Stefan.
Sheila: Take off your clothes. Now.
Grams: "Stefan...you're... are you... a... muppet?"
Grams: Stefan. Don't go to the dark side.
Stefan But they have cookies!
Grams: Don't you feel our sexual tension?
Stefan:..... No, just you grabbing my arm......
stefan:i already told you i don't know who A is.
Gramms: Stefan wait.
Gramms: you cannot pull off that bad ass Damon look. You look like an idiot trying
Sheila: god your arm feels nice and toned
Stefan: thanks to a strict no-human diet. going vegan vampire style
Stefan: Sheila is a dog's name.
Sheila: Oh no u didnt.........that's so hot *grabs arm*
Sheila: "Stefan, don't go in there!"
Stefan: "Do you really think you can stop me."
Sheila: "Stefan, are you aware that witches can do much more powerful things to vampires than that lousy cumpulsion trick you do to humans? So I think you ought to do as I say and give Damon and Elena some privacy."
Stefan: "Privacy? The tomb is full of vampires!"
Sheila: "I thought you had some fires to build?"
Stefan (looks weirdly at Sheila): "Sam, is that you?!"
(True Blood reference)
GRAMS: But you look so familiar!!!
STEFAN: I'M NOT EDWARD FREAKING CULLEN!!! ENOUGH OF THOSE REFERENCES!
GRAMS:...I was going to say JuStin Bieber...can u sing a few tunes hon?
Stefan: If you're going to shake my hand, at least do it properly.
Grams: Stefan wait... your 'trousers' are 'bulging'
Stefan: Say What?
"Stefan, wait!!.......You have a bit of spinach on your fang"
Stefan please bite me I promise I'm wearing deodrant!
Sheila: Get off there, I'm Juliette
Stefan: Oh right.
Sheila: O Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo....
Sheila: "Come and dance with me! Im gonna die in this episode!"
Grams: Stefan I don't know how many times I have to tell you that you have to be in the sunlight to sparkle not in the darkness.
Stefan: What are you talking about.
Grams: Oops sorry wrong script.