The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries

Thursdays 8:00 PM on CW

Latest Review

Upcoming Episode

The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 17 Comments (Page 3)

87 Comments

  1. sary

    Grams: I have to know what's gonna happen next season!
    Stefan: "You can't handle the truth"

  2. sary

    Sheila: Now remember, you have until midnight to fix this. That's when the spell will be broken and everything will be as it was before Elena got pregnant.

  3. sary

    Grams: Tell me the truth, boy!
    Stefan: I swear those pills weren't mine...

  4. Sabrina

    Shelia: No Stefan! You can NOT go kill all the BP executives!
    Stefan: But the poor baby turtles!!!

  5. dhampirwanabe
    Rank: New User

    Sheila : Not so fast, young man. *hisses*
    Stefan : What's wrong?
    Sheila : For God's sake, take off that jacket before you go in.

  6. Delenaivampires!
    Rank: Guest Star

    Sheila: Go forward,take a left,and the hair gel is in section 7.
    Stefan: Ok, my hair is limpy anyway.

  7. mad

    Grams: Stefan don't go in there.
    Stefan: Why?
    Grams: Because thats not the way to narnia!

  8. delenafan1324333

    Stefan:...and like I already said it's just too much, I just can't-
    Sheila: (grabs Stefan's arm) Stefan.
    Stefan: Yes?
    Sheila: Take off your clothes. Now.

  9. Nate&Serena

    Grams: "Stefan...you're... are you... a... muppet?"
    Stefan: "...Yes."

  10. mad

    Grams: Stefan. Don't go to the dark side.
    Stefan But they have cookies!

  11. kaykay20

    Grams: Don't you feel our sexual tension?
    Stefan:..... No, just you grabbing my arm......

  12. Lili

    stefan:i already told you i don't know who A is.

  13. mackenzie

    Gramms: Stefan wait.
    Stefan: What?
    Gramms: you cannot pull off that bad ass Damon look. You look like an idiot trying

  14. Len213
    Rank: New User

    Sheila: god your arm feels nice and toned
    Stefan: thanks to a strict no-human diet. going vegan vampire style

  15. VDluv
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Stefan: Sheila is a dog's name.
    Sheila: Oh no u didnt.........that's so hot *grabs arm*

  16. R

    Sheila: "Stefan, don't go in there!"
    Stefan: "Do you really think you can stop me."
    Sheila: "Stefan, are you aware that witches can do much more powerful things to vampires than that lousy cumpulsion trick you do to humans? So I think you ought to do as I say and give Damon and Elena some privacy."
    Stefan: "Privacy? The tomb is full of vampires!"
    Sheila: "I thought you had some fires to build?"

  17. AlaricSucksMy ChunkyMonkey(=liarsunited)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Stefan (looks weirdly at Sheila): "Sam, is that you?!"

    (True Blood reference)

  18. humptastic!

    GRAMS: But you look so familiar!!!

    STEFAN: I'M NOT EDWARD FREAKING CULLEN!!! ENOUGH OF THOSE REFERENCES!

    GRAMS:...I was going to say JuStin Bieber...can u sing a few tunes hon?

  19. *HS*

    Stefan: If you're going to shake my hand, at least do it properly.

  20. LoL

    Grams: Stefan wait... your 'trousers' are 'bulging'
    Stefan: Say What?

  21. KalijahQueen (TeamElijah4ever)
    Rank: Leading Character

    "Stefan, wait!!.......You have a bit of spinach on your fang"

  22. Abhishek Duggal

    Stefan please bite me I promise I'm wearing deodrant!

  23. xxEster
    Rank: Guest Star

    Sheila: Get off there, I'm Juliette
    Stefan: Oh right.
    (switch places)
    Sheila: O Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou Romeo....

  24. Mariza
    Rank: New User

    Sheila: "Come and dance with me! Im gonna die in this episode!"

  25. Yunet

    Grams: Stefan I don't know how many times I have to tell you that you have to be in the sunlight to sparkle not in the darkness.
    Stefan: What are you talking about.
    Grams: Oops sorry wrong script.


New Comments Disabled for this Page

SheKnows entertainment