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August 3rd, 2010 11:24 PM
Caroline; what's up?
elena; i see london i see france i see someone's underpants!
caroline; come on, we're older now. I see london i see china i see someone's hairy vagina! Now, that's the mature version.
August 3rd, 2010 11:22 PM
caroline; what's wrong?
elena; i think my train just hit Orlando.
August 3rd, 2010 9:35 AM
Thinking...
Elena- oh crap i think she noticed
Caroline- That bitch is wearing my earings >:(
August 2nd, 2010 11:47 PM
Caroline: Unless you want your period to come through your nose, i suggest you back off.
Elena: Im already on mine. sorry.
August 2nd, 2010 10:39 PM
Caroline: So have you seen any guys
that you think are cute yet?
Elena: Well, there's this guy
in my History Class...
Caroline: Who is it? Is it a senior?
Elena: His name's Stefan Salvatore.
Caroline: No! That's Katherine's ex-boyfriend. They went out for a year. Yeah, and then she was devastated when he broke up with her last Civil War.
Elena: I thought she dumped him for Damon.
Caroline: OK, irregardless. Ex-boyfriends
are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like,
the rules of feminism. Don't worry. I'll never tell Katherine
what you said. It'll be our little secret.
August 2nd, 2010 9:48 PM
Spotted: Elena Gilbert getting cold feet before her introduction.
If only she knew that Damon is more than willing to come to her rescue...that would warm those feet up more quickly than herbal tea and Chuck Bass's thick Egyptian cotton sheets.
Oh, and Elena? Don't stand so close to the railing with Caroline standing right next to you. 'Accidents' happen.
August 2nd, 2010 9:37 PM
Elena: I can't go through with this.
Caroline: No, Elena, it's too late. You are going down there even if I have to push you down those stairs.
...Actually, that's not a bad idea. If I could make it look like she fell, she wouldn't stand a chance against me...
Elena: What was that?
Caroline: Hmm? Oh, nothing. Just daydreaming....
August 2nd, 2010 9:34 PM
No, Caroline, I will not tell Matt that his hair looks sexy pushed back.
August 2nd, 2010 9:30 PM
Elena: I can't go down there.
Caroline: Why not?
Elena: Edward Cullen is wearing the same dress as me, and it totally looks better on him.
August 2nd, 2010 3:23 PM
Elana "Oh sh** I should have known water balloon's filled with fake blood wouldn't be that funny."
Caroline "You didn't say they were filled with anything!"
Rank: Extra
August 2nd, 2010 2:20 PM
Elena: I have a confession 2 make.
Caroline: Wat?
Elena: I am "A".
Caroline: OMG!
Rank: Recurring Character
August 2nd, 2010 8:02 AM
version 2:
Elena: Caroline, I have a confession to make, I'm in love with someone else...
Caroline: I knew you loved damon!!!
Elena: nono this is embarrassing...im in love with Edward Cullen
Caroline: but he's not real..he sparkles in the sun ffs!
Rank: Recurring Character
August 2nd, 2010 8:02 AM
Elena: Caroline, I have a confession to make, I'm in love with someone else...
Caroline: I knew you loved damon!!!
Elena: nono this is embarrassing...im in love with Edward Cullen
Caroline: but he's not real..he sparkles in the sun ffs!
Elena: true, but i think it's what makes him special unlike the salvatores..
Caroline: ok awesome! no I can be the one who shares the brothers!
Rank: Recurring Character
August 2nd, 2010 7:58 AM
Elena: I should have dyed my hair blonde dammit!
Carolina: what? why?
Elena: cos blondes have more fun..
August 2nd, 2010 4:36 AM
Caroline, Thinking: If I pushed her from here would it kill her or just hurt her enough so she's out of the competition...
Rank: Regular Character
August 1st, 2010 4:45 PM
Elena: Bitch stop looking at me.
Rank: Recurring Character
August 1st, 2010 2:46 PM
Elena: omgomgomg it's Chuck Bartowski! im going to faint!
Caroline: who the hell is he?!
Rank: Leading Character
August 1st, 2010 2:16 PM
ELENA: "OMG, Damon without a shirt!"
CAROLINe: "Where?"
August 1st, 2010 1:16 PM
Elena:Tara I think I know I will pick,it's Bill!
Caroline:Nina your not on True Blood!!!
Elena:Shut the fuck up Tara!!!!!!!I'm Sookie Stackhouse!!!!!!!!
August 1st, 2010 12:01 PM
Elena: i just dont know who to pick. stefan or damon?
Caroline: Well whoever you dont pick, can i have?
Rank: New User
August 1st, 2010 11:17 AM
Elena: I'm ready to give up everything in my life just to be with him (Stefen). My life is about to make a big turning point and I dont know how to handle my emotions. Everything I've lived for will be gone because I'll no longer living!!! What am I going to do, Caroline?
Caroline: Normally, I'm the dumb one. Let me just slap you back into reality. You dont have to lose nothing, you are here, you are in the now. Now stop all this nonsense!!!
Rank: Regular Character
August 1st, 2010 11:01 AM
Caroline:"What's wrong, Elena? You look like someone who's got the..."
Elena:"...Bieber-fever...!"
Rank: Extra
August 1st, 2010 10:21 AM
Caroline: You jump, I jump, remember?
Elena: I'll never let go, Caroline. I promise.
(titanic)
Rank: Guest Star
August 1st, 2010 6:01 AM
Elena: Well, here I go (leaning over the edge)
Caroline: WAIT!
Elena: What?
Caroline You've forgot the vampire blood
Elena: Right. glok glok glok (drinking the blood)
Caroline: And? did it worked?
August 1st, 2010 2:58 AM
Caroline: Wait, what do you mean green isn't the new pink?