For Curb Your Enthusiasm's ridiculous season four plot, Mel Brooks discovered Larry David's singing talent at karaoke and offered him the lead role in his Broadway musical, The Producers.  Like any other Curb season, Larry had plenty of other misadventures on the way to "Opening Night."

So if you're ready to relive LD's antics along with some great guest stars like Mel Brooks, Ben Stiller, and David Schwimmer, then go through our latest addition to our collection of Curb Your Enthusiasm quotes: season four.

While you go vote for your favorites, we'll choose ours for this article below:

Joanne: My partner and I are adopting a baby.
Larry: You got yourself a partner! I got a wife. Not exactly a partner. More like a rival. | permalink

Ben: You don't even shake my hand the first time I see you.
Larry: You had snot on your hand. You'd just sneezed.
Ben: That was a dry sneeze, Larry.
Larry: I can't asume dry. I gotta assume wet. | permalink

Larry: I think I got a guy for you.
Haboos: A blind date?
Larry: Literally. | permalink

Marty: Why do you pee sitting down?
Larry: Many reasons.
Marty: Do you crap standing up? | permalink

Jeff: I wouldn't go around quoting "good Hodgkin's" based on Party of Five. | permalink

Jeff: Steve the choreographer--you've been spending a lot of time with him?
Larry: I probably picked up some of his mannerisms.
Jeff: Some? All! You're him! You're Steve the gay choreographer! | permalink

Larry: An ounce of schwag, $200.
Dealer: $200.
Larry: Is that a fair price you're quoting me there, sir?
Dealer: Look, you can pay me $200 or go f**k yourself. I don't need to sell the drugs. The drugs'll sell themselves. | permalink

Drug Dealer: OK, now walk away!
Larry: Any particular direction?
Drug Dealer: Just walk!
Larry: OK.
(he walks away)
Drug Dealer: Jesus Christ.
(Larry comes back and walks by him the opposite direction)
Larry: I actually have to go this way. | permalink

Rabbi: Right, so then uh, I'll, uh... do the blessing, uh, the last blessing, just a little bit of Hebrew, and then I will put the glass on the floor, and we'll step on it, and that'll be it.
Cheryl's Dad: That's when everybody yells "a matzoh toff"?
Rabbi: No no, it's "mazel tov". It means good luck.
Cheryl's Dad: Could we say "yippee!" or something?
Cheryl's Mom: Or "good luck" or something?
Cheryl's Dad: "Hallelujah" would be good. | permalink

Colby: Did you ever see our show?
Solly: Did you see our show? It was called The Holocaust!!!" | permalink

Cady: People are gonna love you.
Larry: Why are they gonna love me? People dislike me intensely. | permalink

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