Larry: You're in Paris, got the best food in the world, you're eating a chalupa?
Leon: If I coulda put French toast in this motha fucka I would.

Jeff: I took a bullet for ya.
Susie: Well it was a bike, technically.

Mr. Parkinson would be appalled if he knew how Mr. Fox was behaving.

Larry

Just having Parkinson's doesn't give you carte blanche to take advantage of the non-Parkinson's.

Larry

As a cynic it kinda sickens me, but he'd take a bullet for her.

Larry

He will be gay. He's pre-gay.

Larry

Shaky motha fuckers like that, ya know little kids and shit, old people, motha fuckers who can't defend themselves, and you. That's perfect. You two face off, that shit is even steven.

Leon

Michael J. Fox bout to be Michael J. fucked up in a minute.

Leon

Gasteyer: He is a happy, healthy, normal seven year old boy. What is the matter with you?
Larry: Ehh, I think he might be gay.

You just live in a total dick world.

Larry (to Leon)

Larry: Did you shake that up on purpose?
Michael J Fox: Parkinson's.

Let me get that. I'll be back in two shakes.

Michael J Fox
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Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

Cheryl: Why am I always the one who initiates sex?
Larry: I'm available for sex all the time, basically, so anytime you want to have it, you can have it.
Cheryl: Wow.
Larry: But anytime I want to have it, I can't--just assume that I want it all the time, so whenever you want it, just tap me on the shoulder

Larry: Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?

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