Curb Your Enthusiasm > Quotes
Larry: You're nothing without your health. Some people are nothing even with their health. I fall in that category, sometimes. [permalink]
Loretta: LD, do you know what it feels like to have cancer?
Larry: I know what it feels like to be with someone who has cancer. [permalink]
Larry: Why are you f**king around with married women?
Leon: Ass is ass, Larry. [permalink]
Larry: I'm going to dinner with Jeff and Susie and Richard Lewis and his new girlfriend, if you want to come along.
Loretta: Any black people gonna be there?
Larry: No.
Loretta: Then why would I want to go?
Larry: There might be some people with cancer there. [permalink]
Larry: I'd rather have the thieves than the neighbors - the thieves don't impose. Thieves just want your things, neighbors want your time. [permalink]
Larry: You can't make an empty gesture to a Funkhouser. They take you up on it! [permalink]
Larry: Can I tell you something about apricots? 1 in 30 is a good one. It's such a low percentage fruit. [permalink]
