Larry: You're in Paris, got the best food in the world, you're eating a chalupa?
Leon: If I coulda put French toast in this motha fucka I would.

Jeff: I took a bullet for ya.
Susie: Well it was a bike, technically.

Mr. Parkinson would be appalled if he knew how Mr. Fox was behaving.

Larry

Just having Parkinson's doesn't give you carte blanche to take advantage of the non-Parkinson's.

Larry

As a cynic it kinda sickens me, but he'd take a bullet for her.

Larry

He will be gay. He's pre-gay.

Larry

Shaky motha fuckers like that, ya know little kids and shit, old people, motha fuckers who can't defend themselves, and you. That's perfect. You two face off, that shit is even steven.

Leon

Michael J. Fox bout to be Michael J. fucked up in a minute.

Leon

Gasteyer: He is a happy, healthy, normal seven year old boy. What is the matter with you?
Larry: Ehh, I think he might be gay.

You just live in a total dick world.

Larry (to Leon)

Larry: Did you shake that up on purpose?
Michael J Fox: Parkinson's.

Let me get that. I'll be back in two shakes.

Michael J Fox

Curb Your Enthusiasm Quotes

You can't make an empty gesture to a Funkhouser. They take you up on it!

Larry

Larry: I think I am just going to get a Cobb Salad. I'd like to make a few substitutions, if that's OK. I'll get... no bacon. No eggs. Bleu cheese on the side.
Cliff Cobb: Are you sure you want a Cobb Salad? Do you do that every time you order that salad?
Larry: Do you have a problem with it?
Cliff Cobb: It's my grandfather's salad. I'm a Cobb of Cobb salad fame.
Larry: I think that this is a real bullshit story