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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 20

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While a few readers honored Homer Simpson's ditty from The Simpsons movie in this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, we gave the title to "azza" for doing it most succinctly.

As usual, we'd like to thank everyone for playing; ask them to check out the winning entry below; and, of course, invite them to participate every Friday in the only Vampire Diaries Caption Contest on the Web!

Ceiling Caption

Vampire on the ceiling (thinking): Spider vamp, spider vamp, does whatever a spider vamp does...

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Guy on the wall: I hope miss Agatha Truncball doesn't see me.
Elena: We have to get out of this house aunt Agatha comes back

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Elena: "Crap! Are you spiderman??

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Elena: Is there someone above me? Nah... no one is that strong and flexible except Stefan. God that boy sure can bend...mm mm. Don't i have a pic somewhere.. ah there...
Noah: Dayum! How does he do that!?
Elena: I know, right? Hot or what?
Damon: What.
Elena: Jealous much?
Damon: Am not!

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noah thinks- check out Katherine's ass!! elena- HEYY im NOT katherine!!!

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Guy on the ceiling:So thats who A is.
Elena:So who should I text next Hanna,Spencer,Emily oh wait im moving on now it's time for Sookie Stackhouse I want Bill!!!

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Crazy Fan: I can't see who she's texting! I have to know -- will Elena be with Damon or Stefan in season 2!
Nina: Don't tell me. There's another fan on the ceiling trying to find out about season 2.

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Elena: (thinking) mmh... who should I call now I am home alone? Stefan or Damon? Damon or Stefan?.....
Man on the ceiling (thinking) Geez why couldn't Jenna just plant a camera to find out who Elena asks over, my arm is falling a sleep.

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Elena thinks to herself: chuck thinks he's such an awesome spy...too bad he hasnt realisedi can see him reflecting in my blackberry

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Gooosh! Turn around gurl! my arms! can't! take! it!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.