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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 22

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HA! This week's winning Vampire Diaries Caption Contest entry legitimately cracked us up.

Kudos to reader "tvdhulahoop" for playing off the recent Old Spice commercials that feature an attractive man talking quickly and extolling the virtues of his product. In the caption posted below, Katherine is doing the same.

Thank you to everyone that participated and remember to play every week!

Katherine Caption Pic

Hello Gentlemen. How are you? Fantastic. Does your woman look like me? No. Can she smell like me? Yes. Should she use Fresh Blood body wash? I don't know. Do you like the smell of a great meal? Do you want a woman who repels vampire bites? Of course you don`t. Sink your teeth into the best bite of your life! So, gentlemen... Does your woman smell like a Fresh Blood woman? You tell me.

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Katherine: I'm so hot.
Elena: Are you talking to me?
Katherine: Oh, it's you! I thought you were a mirror.


Wait a minute, BOTH of the Salvatore brothers like ELENA?! I'm so confused, maybe I should just stick with a human boyfriend... hmm, Tyler Lockwood seems hot...


Damn, Stefan just refuses to leave Elena for me. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to crush her pathetic heart and tell her who her real parents are. And if that fails, I'll go with Plan B: seduce Mayor Lockwood and gain control over Mystic Falls. These people won't know what hit them.


Wanna be on top?


I might get your heart racing in my skin tight jeans. Be your teenage dream tonight...


KATHERINE: hello damon
DAMON: katherine? DAMN!!!
DAMON: Damn You's a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
Damn you's a sexy bitch, damn girl
Damn You's a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
Damn you's a sexy bitch, damn girl


Katerine: Hmm... that tree by the tree looks like a good place to have a bloody fine dinner


Katherine(thinking): Look at the warm blooded couple eating a romantic picnic.If only they knew it would end bloody.


Kat thinking: oh darn...hope they don't see the pool by my feet...


hell!!! who put these candles here!? you are ruining my bitchy moment

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


I wanna say thank you for giving me everything I always wanted. A love to consume me, and passion, and adventure. There's nothing more I could ever want than for it to last forever, but it can't. This is the last time I'm gonna see you. This is goodbye, Damon.

Elena [to Damon]