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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 22

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HA! This week's winning Vampire Diaries Caption Contest entry legitimately cracked us up.

Kudos to reader "tvdhulahoop" for playing off the recent Old Spice commercials that feature an attractive man talking quickly and extolling the virtues of his product. In the caption posted below, Katherine is doing the same.

Thank you to everyone that participated and remember to play every week!

Katherine Caption Pic

Hello Gentlemen. How are you? Fantastic. Does your woman look like me? No. Can she smell like me? Yes. Should she use Fresh Blood body wash? I don't know. Do you like the smell of a great meal? Do you want a woman who repels vampire bites? Of course you don`t. Sink your teeth into the best bite of your life! So, gentlemen... Does your woman smell like a Fresh Blood woman? You tell me.

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Katherine: I'm so hot.
Elena: Are you talking to me?
Katherine: Oh, it's you! I thought you were a mirror.

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Wait a minute, BOTH of the Salvatore brothers like ELENA?! I'm so confused, maybe I should just stick with a human boyfriend... hmm, Tyler Lockwood seems hot...

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Damn, Stefan just refuses to leave Elena for me. Oh well, I suppose I'll just have to crush her pathetic heart and tell her who her real parents are. And if that fails, I'll go with Plan B: seduce Mayor Lockwood and gain control over Mystic Falls. These people won't know what hit them.

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Wanna be on top?

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I might get your heart racing in my skin tight jeans. Be your teenage dream tonight...

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KATHERINE: hello damon
DAMON: katherine? DAMN!!!
KATHERINE: damn?
DAMON: Damn You's a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
Damn you's a sexy bitch, damn girl
Damn You's a sexy bitch, a sexy bitch
Damn you's a sexy bitch, damn girl

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Katerine: Hmm... that tree by the tree looks like a good place to have a bloody fine dinner

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Katherine(thinking): Look at the warm blooded couple eating a romantic picnic.If only they knew it would end bloody.

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Kat thinking: oh darn...hope they don't see the pool by my feet...

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hell!!! who put these candles here!? you are ruining my bitchy moment

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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