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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 22

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HA! This week's winning Vampire Diaries Caption Contest entry legitimately cracked us up.

Kudos to reader "tvdhulahoop" for playing off the recent Old Spice commercials that feature an attractive man talking quickly and extolling the virtues of his product. In the caption posted below, Katherine is doing the same.

Thank you to everyone that participated and remember to play every week!

Katherine Caption Pic

Hello Gentlemen. How are you? Fantastic. Does your woman look like me? No. Can she smell like me? Yes. Should she use Fresh Blood body wash? I don't know. Do you like the smell of a great meal? Do you want a woman who repels vampire bites? Of course you don`t. Sink your teeth into the best bite of your life! So, gentlemen... Does your woman smell like a Fresh Blood woman? You tell me.

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Delenaivampires

The Kat is back!

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Trya Banks:America's Next Top Model is........Not you Katherine!

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Kill vampire hunter, sneak a snog with my favourite boytoy, leave a trail of chaos wherever I go... damn it's good to be back!

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Team Damon fans needn't bother telling me I'm modelling Damon's all-black style. I created Damon's all-black style.

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"Yo Elena I'm gonna let you finish but the Kat is back, fyi i gots the sharpest fangs in the world! You don't stand a chance!" ~And look at my awesome new bod, courtesy of a decade of Jenny Craig~

Teamdamon4ever

Watch out crazy ex on the loose.

Teamdamon4ever

"God, I'm so hot."

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Katherine: I look like one of those spies from the spy movies.

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Katherine: Bad vamp, bad vamp. Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when I come for you?

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Katherine (Thinking to herself) First I'm going to get both Salvatores back on my arms then I'm going to look for two more brothers for me too play with who should I pick those winchester boys are looking quite good to me but there angel is good so many men so much time what am I going to do

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.