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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 23

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It was an obvious entry, but as fans of The Office, it still made us laugh.

Therefore, reader "sleepyhead" wins this edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest for being the first to submit the dialogue between Stefan and Lexi below. Thanks to everyone that played and remember to do so every week!

Pool Playing

Stefan: Just get it into the hole.
Lexi: That's what she said.

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Stefan: So I watched Pranked the other day, and there was a guy, he was playing pool BTW, who said that he could hit both balls in one shot.
Lexi: Wow, and that's interessting because...?
Stefan: I wasn't finished. Anyway. the guy said to another guy to hold the 2 balls close to the both corners and he put a dime in the middle of the pool table. He shoots and the white ball hit him in the nuts, so he hit 2 balls in one shot. WHAHAHA
Lexi: hey, that's not funny, that was my boyfriend!

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stefan: 'Ten bucks says I hit the brunette'

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Stefan: Just get it into the hole.
Lexi: That's what she said.

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Stefan: Ok who should i hit next?

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Stefan: Ok who should i hit next?
Lexi: How bout that blonde girl over by the bar
Stefan: Caroline?I already did last week and look what happened to her,,,

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Stefan: I know the perfect place where my balls should be.
Lexi: (laughs) can we not get weird about elena/katherine or whoever she is!

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Lexi: Those girls behind you are totally checking out your ass.
Stefan: Who can blame them, You know girls can't resist a sexy vampire.
Lexi: whatever, just shut up and shoot

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Lexi: Stefan, you know you really suck at this game.
Stefan: That's funny, considering I'm kicking your butt.
Lexi: I'm just letting you win 'cause it's your birthday. Random lady with blond hair in background: Don't look at his a$$. Don't look at his a$$ (referring to Stefan's)

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Stephan: If I win, I'll buy a round of bloody Mary's for the house! Lexi: Good choice, but no need to buy.....just help yourself!!!

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Could switching to Vampo really save you 15% or more on blood insurance? Could futbol announcer Andres Cantor make any sport exciting? Es un momento muy intenso! Cuál es su pensamiento? Cuál es el pensamiento? Vamos a ver lo que va a hacer. Va a golpear la bola roja? Va a golpear la bola amarilla? ¿Qué tensión. Ahí va! Viene! Viene! Viene! Viene! GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL LLL .... VAMPO...15 minutes could save you 15% on blood insurance. (Its a very intense moment! Whats he thinking? Whats the thinking? Lets see what he is going to do. Is he going to hit the red ball? Is he going to hit the yellow ball? What tension. There he goes! VIENE VIENE...goal) - translation :D go tvd!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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