The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 27

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We should have known this week's Caption Contest photo would inspire a few lewd entries.

So we hope no PG-rated eyes scroll down and check out this edition's winning entry, courtesy of "Megz...x." We'll try to keep it cleaner next time, as long as you readers continue to bring the funny.

Deal? Good! Best of luck to everyone on next week's contest!

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Can I poke u with my wood?

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Elena: No Damon, no more botox for her, she´s starting to get that "puffy" face like 90% of the women in Hollywood


Elena: Damon stop! you can't inflate my favourite barbie doll!


Elena: Damon, put that down, you're not Norman Bates!
Caroline: Yeah,Da-..Huh? Who's Norman Bates?
Damon (rolling his eyes): Seriously, what are they teaching you in school?? And they wonder why i didn't go to college.. Oh, 5 points for you (points finger to Elena)! Hitchcock reference, huh? Ah, good guy, that one!
Elena: wait, you met him?
Damon: Uh-huh. From where... scratch that, from who do you think he got his obsession with birds? (doing his eye-thing and smirking)


Elena: I've heard of threesomes but this is ridiculous


Elena: Damon what are you doing
Damon: I'm practicing for audition for Buffy


damon: youre choice, kiss me or stake me?
elena: (thinking) stefan is behind me, what will i do.
damon is so hot!!
damon: well what will it be?
caroline: (thinking) like omg just kiss already will ya?
elena: (whisper) come to my house after midnight, oké?


damon: 3 words eight letters say it and i'm yours
elena: damon salvatore i will never say those words to you


Caroline: Hurry up, Damon. I hold her. STAKE HER!!!
Elena: No, Damon don't! I'M NOT KATHERINE!


Damon, why are you doing this?
Damon:I told you, if that little necklace of yours spun around ONE MORE TIME, I'd be mad.
Caroline: It's true. He's quite the perfectionist.


Damon: Now say, "Ahhhh..."

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Hey, Blondie. Today isn't the worst day of your life. Today and tomorrow, it's a cakewalk. There'll be people around you day in and day out like they're afraid to leave you alone. The worst day? That's next week when there's nothing but quiet. Just a heads up.