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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 27

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We should have known this week's Caption Contest photo would inspire a few lewd entries.

So we hope no PG-rated eyes scroll down and check out this edition's winning entry, courtesy of "Megz...x." We'll try to keep it cleaner next time, as long as you readers continue to bring the funny.

Deal? Good! Best of luck to everyone on next week's contest!

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Elena: i know you won't kill me
Damom: but i will kill her lol *pushes elena out of the way
Stefan: ELENA *jumps to catch her then runs away
Damom: i always knew he was a loster

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Caroline: (thinking) I so want to take a bite out of you Elena!

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SORRY I HAVE TO REDO THESE THEY DIDNT COMMENT WELL -_- Damon: She know's too much. She's a liability...and if your not
going to turn her *leans in to stake Caroline* Elena: Wait! I see in her as a vampire in future. Caroline: What are you talking about, your not Alice! Elena: -_-

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SORRY I HAVE TO REDO THESE THEY DIDNT COMMENT WELL -_- Damon: She know's too much. She's a liability *leans in to stake Caroline* Elena: Wait, dont! um, err, i saw that she's a vampire in the future! Caroline: :S Julie Plec: -_- Did you guys forget your lines again??? We're trying to BEAT Twilight not become it!

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Damon: She know's too much. She's a liability leans in to stake Caroline Elena: Wait, dont! um, err, i saw that she's a vampire in the future! Caroline: :S Julie Plec: -_- Did you guys forget your lines again??? We're trying to BEAT Twilight not become it!

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Damon: She know's too much. She's a liability...and if your not
going to turn her leans in to stake Caroline Elena: Wait! I see in her as a vampire in future. Caroline: What are you talking about, your not Alice! Elena: -_-

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Elena: Please dont stake my girlfriend!
Damon: I thought you loved Stefan!
Elena: Friend who's a girl, duh! when are you gonna understand the modern language?
Caroline:(thinking) She loves Stefan! But I thought... She has broken my heart

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Elena:"Damon! What are you doing!?"
Damon: "Getting more ratings."
Caroline: (thinking) 'sweet Caroline, dah da dahh, good times never seemed so good.'

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Caroline: Please, PLEASE, don't kill me! Damon: Don't worry, Blondie, it'll only sting for a second. That'll go away once the excruciating agony kicks in.

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Damon: Lucky for you I like ripe melons in my face.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.