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October 25th, 2010 12:10 PM
Meredith: How close is the house in the woods to being finished?
Derek No set date yet. Why?
Meredith: Well Cristina was boasting that her ex firehouse building work would be finished before our house in the woods. We can't let her win Derek.
Derek: We'll win even if I have to go and finish it myself
October 25th, 2010 9:56 AM
Derek(thinking) I must be crazy. The doctor says hostile uterus and I want to bone her more. Meredith (thinking) Why did I ever build a house with candles?
October 25th, 2010 8:12 AM
Meredith: (thinking) Good thing the doctor told Derek I have a hostile uterus...he'll never expect me to get pregnant...
Derek: (thinking) Good thing the doctor told Meredith she has a hostile uterus...then she'll have sex with me all the time for her to get a baby...
Derek: What are you thinking about?
Meredith: What about you?
Derek: I'm thinking of loads of sex will have...
Meredith: (thinking) I should abort McSteamy baby...
Me too...
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October 25th, 2010 5:35 AM
Derek: "Addison came to seattle today"
Meredith: "I knew i was missing my panties"
October 25th, 2010 4:17 AM
derek:It's fine we'll try again....
mer(thinking): A pint of chunky monkey would be great right about now.
October 25th, 2010 1:08 AM
Meredith: Hostile womb my ass! We will have a baby!!!
Derek: Thats my girl!
October 24th, 2010 11:23 PM
Meredith: (Thinking) Why are we dressed?
Derek: (Thinking) Why are we dressed?
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October 24th, 2010 5:20 PM
Derek: Meredith, what are you thinking about?
Meredith: I'm imagening what my life would be like, if a fanfiction writer wrote it.
Derek: What's it like?
Meredith: For one George is still alive, Izzie didn't leave and we have a lot of babies.
October 24th, 2010 5:04 PM
hahaha i love bexcky's!!! really smart!
October 24th, 2010 3:13 PM
MEREDITH: CHRISTIAN HAS A FIREMAN POLE IN HER NEW HOUSE.
DEREK: WE CAN PUT A STRIPER POLE IN THE NEW HOUSE.
MEREDITH: THAT COULD BE FUN, WILL YOU DANCE FOR ME?
DEREK: IF YOU DANCE FOR ME.
October 24th, 2010 2:32 PM
Derek: Don't worry about it, Meredith...if you get Alzheimer's someday, I will continue to love you and take care of you.
Meredith (thinking): ....that's nice. What's "Alzheimer's"?....Who's Meredith?....Who is this hot guy laying next to me??....I'm hungry.
October 24th, 2010 12:03 PM
I am so glad he can't read my mind!
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October 24th, 2010 11:57 AM
Meredith: I don't believe you.
Derek: It's true. I've seen it.
Meredith: You're telling me there are women who eat more than one meal in a week, and their stomachs don't feel like this?
Derek: Yes, you McMoron.
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October 24th, 2010 10:55 AM
Derek: My you are so beautiful, Meredith
Meredith: (thinking) if he doesn't stop staring at me I will put an ax through his head, really !!!
October 24th, 2010 10:45 AM
Merideth: Stop staring at me, it takes a full minute for the ept to work.
Dereck: But I feel the baby already
October 24th, 2010 8:25 AM
Meredith: Derek, why are you staring at me?
Derek: I'm just admiring how beautiful you are.. and how beautiful our kids will be
October 24th, 2010 7:08 AM
Derek:i know what you are thinking!!!!!
Mer:I'm looking the ceiling and i 'thinking to put a flat-tv,do uoy like this idea!!
Derek:I believed that you were thinking about my hairs so perfect!
October 24th, 2010 6:08 AM
Derek: I keep looking at your face but somewhere along the way I end up at your boobs...
October 24th, 2010 4:54 AM
Derek: What are you thinking about?
Meredtih: Just wondering if my dream about having you and McVet in the bed with me is coming true. I have you and Cristina now so I must be close.
October 24th, 2010 3:16 AM
Derek: Meredith
Meredith: yeah
Derek: Why do you have paint in your hair?
October 24th, 2010 3:15 AM
Derek: Meredith I love you, but after all of those nights, I am in love with Cristina. Do you understand? Meredith...? Meredith!
Meredith: Paranormal Activity 2 is like crack. You get high off the scare... then you crash. Only problem is, once you crash, you can't sleep.
Derek: Izzie was right, you don't listen.
Meredith: Yeah and Cristina will be the same way. Make sure you take your duffle of hair products on your way out.
October 24th, 2010 2:58 AM
Derreck:Honey you are so beautiful lets make love.
Mer:Oh please this isnt Undercovers we don't end every show with us about to get it on,I'll pass.
October 24th, 2010 2:48 AM
Meredith: Derek, why are you staring at me?
Derek: I'm just admiring how beautiful you are.. and how beautiful our kids will be
Meredith: Kids?! As in plural?
October 24th, 2010 2:10 AM
Meredith: I can't believe we stole a million dollars in that bank robbery for Dr. Webber.
October 23rd, 2010 9:43 PM
Ellen:Okay so we went down to 10.4 million viewers last thursday or well we will be cancel soon let me do the Vanissa Williams and move to Wisteria Lane as well. I could be Mary Alice, she really never die.