The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 31

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If you haven't seen The Princess Bride, you might not understand this week's Caption Contest winner. You also must get yourself to the store right now and purchase the DVD of this great movie.

But reader "Caitie Poulin" clearly knows the classic film well, which prompted the entry below, along with many guffaws from our staff. Thanks to everyone who participated and don't be sad if you lost...

... there's always next week!

Damon vs. Mason

Damon: My name is Damon Salvatore ... You tried to kill me and my brother, PREPARE to die!
Mason: Will you stop saying that

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Damon: "There's only room for one sexy beast on the show."


Damon: Oh mason... who can understand u? if kat chains u down is sexi if i do it is abuse

Jess gannon

Damon: You peed on the carpet, now you die!!!!


Damon: Im Gonna stick this where the sun dont shine
Mason: Please,Please i will do anything
Damon: Like What?
Mason: Kill Stefan?
Damon: No Deal, that doesn't mean nothing to me
Mason: What about i kill Edward Cullen
Damon: .... Thats a good one, I gonna go consider that. UMMM just think the sexiest male vamp award Will DEFO be mine then UMMMM


Damon: Your heatr is locked up for Katherine, get it locked up.
Mason: Man, that's a a very bad joke.
Damon: Ok, now you are a goner.


Damon: Sorry dude, but only one of us can go out with a grey shirt and dark pants.
Mason: Is it because I look better.
Damon: No,it is because you look worser.




Damon: Mmmm....werewolf tar tar....could be good.


Damon: Don't make me ruin a perfectly good skewer.


Gents,choose your weapons!

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.