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99 Comments

  1. uche bass (chuck and blair ttl own gg)
    Rank: Guest Star

    from me to chuck: Go chuck go! This is EXACTLY the way to win blair's heart.

  2. becca D.

    "Dorota, why is it dark?"

  3. Retooser

    @BACCARATblair

    U mad, bro?

  4. hezd (Mrs. Nate Humphrey)
    Rank: Guest Star

    super LOL theYalier at bow to the queen's captions.
    funneh stuff!

  5. BETH...X

    BLAIR (On the phone): I'm sorry but Mr Bass is...busy at the minute, can i take a message? Um hum okay well i'll pass that along.
    BLAIR (To Chuck): Your Bassets are about to be frozen.

  6. bow to the QUEEN (Blair Cornelia Grimaldi)
    Rank: Regular Character

    Blair: Oh JACK! yeah right there!
    Jack *over the phone*: Aren't you worried that Chuck will hear you moaning my name?
    Blair: Don't worry baby, this comforter blocks out so much noise they could sell it at Bose.

  7. maggieh10
    Rank: Guest Star

    Gossip Girl: Happy birthday B! This time C chose to wear a suit named after the occasion.

  8. GoldenUnderpants
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Blair: I blame my dark miserable persona on my parents.
    Chuck: Wasn't that gothic barbie?
    Blair: Ohh yeah, sorry i forgot who i was, now carry on.

  9. GoldenUnderpants
    Rank: Recurring Character

    Blair *thinking* Whoever said if you want things done properly then you should do them yourself never met Chuck Bass.

  10. saga
    Rank: Extra

    Blair: (to Chuck) Phone sex while you actually being here is one of the lamest thing I heard but then again, it's one of the best games we ever did.

  11. BACCARATblair

    Seriously JKMArchibald, you didn't deserve to win. Everyone on the Honorable Mentions section was funnier (and more clever) than you. Bye bye bitch, but I guess you're sleeping with the site editors, what a Serena....

  12. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena : Hi B, good morning! Did you hear Jenny was captured by the New York City Zoo?
    Blair : Good news, indeed!
    Serena : And also, Vanessa looked into a mirror, saw her hideous organic outfit and had a heart attack!
    Blair : YES! YES! YES! AH!
    Chuck : I'm not doing anything...
    Blair : I'm not talking to you!

  13. meeny
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck: Oh my god! there's a baby hedgehog here.
    Blair: Shut up, Chuck. Dorota hasn't returned my shaver!

  14. hezd (Mrs. Nate Humphrey)
    Rank: Guest Star

    OMG! tey did use it for the caption contest... LOL

    here's my entry... posted it earlier on the site. :)

    Gossip Girl: Looks like B is getting more than a beauty rest...

  15. alwayshavealwayswill

    Blair: Hi, Jesse. What is sex rehab like? Are you allowed to eat macaroons, while you`re there? Oh, no, it`s not for me, you idiot, it is for Serena.

  16. SiriDavidsen
    Rank: Guest Star

    Blair. Chuck, you don't think we went a little too far with "hate phone sex"?

  17. itwasonlya_kiss

    JKMArchibald First of all your caption REALLY REALLY SUCKED!!!. and of all how tacky do you HAVE TO BE telling people you won like go fuck your self!!!

  18. rominette

    @xoxo gg

    it's not funny, actually it's quite disgusting.

  19. tvdrocks

    Blair covers her phone and says: '' Is that the best you can do Chuck?''

  20. JKMArchibald
    Rank: Guest Star

    OMFGG! i never thought i would win a caption contest nor two in like a row.

  21. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena : Hi B, good morning! Did you hear Jenny was captured by the New York City Zoo?
    Blair : Good news, indeed!
    Serena : And also, Vanessa looked into a mirror, saw her hideous organic outfit and had a heart attack!

  22. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena : Hi B, good morning! Did you hear Jenny was captured by the New York City Zoo?
    Blair : Good news, indeed!
    Serena : And also, Vanessa looked into a mirror, saw her hideous organic outfit and had a heart attack!
    Blair : Now, I'm horny.
    Chuck : I'm right here.

  23. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Serena : Hi B, good morning! Did you hear Jenny was captured by the New York City Zoo?
    Blair : Good news, indeed!

  24. GossipGirlKnowItAll

    Blair: Dorota, you can cancel my bassectomy...

  25. Tom

    Chuck: Wax much?
    Blair: Asian lady. 10 o'clock. Brazillian. Pronto.


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