Welcome to the 128th Gossip Girl Caption Contest, Upper East Siders!

This week's Caption Contest winner is JKMArchibald. Congratulations!

Honorable mentions for this edition, using a classic photo from "War at the Roses," go out to examinations, TheYalier and blairarchibald. Thanks for playing!

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