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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 33

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Welcome to the 33rd edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, our Friday tradition! This week's Caption Contest winner is Sidewinder. Congratulations!

The winning entry appears below. Honorable mentions go to Ava, morganaoglesby and Mrs. Salvatore. Thanks to all for playing and good luck next week!


Jeremy: No way. I've banged Vicky and Anna and you're astonished by my maturity because of a driver's license.

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Jeremy: seriously what are you staring at?
Bonnie: damon...he so...ugly.


Jeremey: You're a witch?!?
Bonnie: And you're about as attractive as Conan O'Brien washing his desk...


Jeremy:Hey, judgy! What you looking at?


Jeremy: You've got something on you're face.


Jeremy:Oh, please don't tell me you're judging again?


Jeremy: Hey Aren't you-
Bonnie: That's right, Im sassy!


Bonnie: Hush!
Jeremy: What?!
Bonnie: I think someone said Damon and shirtless in the same sentence.


Jeremy: Bonnie your hot Bonnie: Jeremy your not.


Jeremy: Bonnie...what are you doing.
Bonnie: Shhh...I'm staring intently so that it looks like I could be doing magic. The writers want me to incase something in their script doesn't work.
Jeremy: Ooooh


BONNIE: Are you thinking what im thinking? JEREMY: Uhm....let's have some fun this beat is sick, u wanna take a ride on my disco stick? BONNIE: Your gooooood. LOOK an open broom closet! let's make it quick ;p

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.