The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 34

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For this edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, readers have fun coming up with what concoction Stefan was drinking.

He's a vampire, after all. No way could it be tea.

Many of the entries made us laugh, but "Michelle" has been chosen as the winner (submission below). Thanks so much to all who participated and remember to do so every week!


Ahhh, nothing better then a nice steaming cup of bunny in the morning.

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Stephan: Hmmnn...Where is the mute button on Caroline?


Caroline: Sorry to drag you here, but if I don't eat, I get those "killing people" urges...
Stefan (thinking): Oh God, I should have let Damon kill her in the second episode. Mystic Falls wouldn't suffer from famine right now
Caroline: ... Tyler totally has those too, by the way...
Stefan (thinking): Well, right. Better hope you don't turn into a whale at the full moon.


Stefan: Man, I really want a donut.


Im hotter than Damon & Edward right?
Im cool, I drink tea! And I make everything so serious and too be honest, Im really boring.


Stefan:"Are you messing with my forehead?"


I'd love to help you kill Edward Cullen. Let's be friends. L O L. You're so crap at duplicity.


mmmmm, Catherine was really hot when we did it in that cave....
brought back all those memories of when we did it back then....
how could i ever tell Elena...maybe she will get together with Damon....that would be okay....


Wow, i can't believe I really lost her to Damon....


Director:... And CUT! Stephan: Wait.... wait, you were filming this? I thought we were on break!


"Yes, I've recently been promoted to Captain Forehead, vampire rank. Angel just retired. It's a great honor - I hear they passed up Edward Cullen on account of my better brooding skills in the field."

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


Dear Elena, yes you heard that correctly. Hell has frozen over. I'm writing it all down. Granted, I'm half a bottle in thanks to my 1950 Chateau Cheval Blanc, a bottle I waited 65 years to open. I used to spend nights sitting in my wine cellar convincing myself I could hear it age, tannins growing, fermenting, but appreciating its beauty didn't make time go by any faster. The bottle just laid there on its shelf, torturing me while I waited for Katherine and time stood still. Eventually I convinced myself that no sip of that wine could ever taste as good as I dreamt it would. And that is the story of why I drink bourbon. I don't know who I am without you, but I know that as long as I'm with you, time will stand still. So who is Damon Salvatore without Elena Gilbert? A selfish friend, a jealous brother, a horrible son? Or maybe with a little luck, I'll do right by you. Because you may be a thousand miles away or a hundred years away, but you're still here with me and my heart is right there in that coffin with you. Until you come back to me.