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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 34

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For this edition of The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest, readers have fun coming up with what concoction Stefan was drinking.

He's a vampire, after all. No way could it be tea.

Many of the entries made us laugh, but "Michelle" has been chosen as the winner (submission below). Thanks so much to all who participated and remember to do so every week!

Stefan

Ahhh, nothing better then a nice steaming cup of bunny in the morning.

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Stephan: Hmmnn...Where is the mute button on Caroline?

Sidewinder

Caroline: Sorry to drag you here, but if I don't eat, I get those "killing people" urges...
Stefan (thinking): Oh God, I should have let Damon kill her in the second episode. Mystic Falls wouldn't suffer from famine right now
Caroline: ... Tyler totally has those too, by the way...
Stefan (thinking): Well, right. Better hope you don't turn into a whale at the full moon.

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Stefan: Man, I really want a donut.

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Im hotter than Damon & Edward right?
Im cool, I drink tea! And I make everything so serious and too be honest, Im really boring.

Teamdamon4ever

Stefan:"Are you messing with my forehead?"

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I'd love to help you kill Edward Cullen. Let's be friends. L O L. You're so crap at duplicity.

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mmmmm, Catherine was really hot when we did it in that cave....
brought back all those memories of when we did it back then....
how could i ever tell Elena...maybe she will get together with Damon....that would be okay....

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Wow, i can't believe I really lost her to Damon....

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Director:... And CUT! Stephan: Wait.... wait, you were filming this? I thought we were on break!

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"Yes, I've recently been promoted to Captain Forehead, vampire rank. Angel just retired. It's a great honor - I hear they passed up Edward Cullen on account of my better brooding skills in the field."

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.