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Alright who slipped me a roofy? When will these overly horny girls learn those don't work on the dead.
now; why is it that every one finds Damon hotter?? might it it be that i whine more than Elena???
Caroline, werewolf-vampire relationship advice is not really my cup of tea. Excuse the pun.
Yes that's right Caroline, real men drink tea.
Stephen: (Thinking) So now that I'm not dating Elena I have alot of options that I can do with my life. Maybe I could die my hair blonde or become a golfer or really look at who I am as a person or vampire or whatever the hell I am... oh who am I kidding? I need her back!
Stephen thinking, "What was I thinking? Hot tea? No wonder Damon's hotter than me. I'll never have a bad boy image drinking HOT TEA."
so this is decaf skinny mocha blood, right ? caffeine keeps up at night...day... whatever.
Stefan(in his head):Hahaha she has somethig green in her teeth i'll tell her later maybe
hmmmmmmm I wonder who Damian is killing now? and they all think I am drinking Tea.muwahaha!!!!!!!!
"Bella, do you think Edward suspects anything?"
Green? Chamomile? Earl?
I stopped Damon from killing her....what was I thinking!!
stephin says, u know something im tired of elena ill just toss her to damon, and make u mine we belong together.
caroline says, oh stephan, ive been searching for you all my life. kiss me
caroline and stephan embrace and kiss just then jeremy sees them.
Entombing Katherine-certain vengeance, tea with Caroline- a little grating, spiking it with human blood- a dirty look from Damon, being able to tune out everything she says-PRICELESS!
I WONDER IF I can compell her to shut up?!
All I hear is blah,blah,blah......
"They say the tighter I purse my lips the sexier my pecs look? Is it working?"
* i wonder what caroline is wearing under that dress*bet its something skimpy.*thinks to himself* NO.i cant think that i love elena.
*Stephan starts bobbing his head to an Usher song* You make wanna leave the one I'm with, start a new relationship with you...this is what you you do....
Caroline: *Awkward stare* What?
Stephan: *Clears throat nervously* Um...I was just saying that this coffee is great. *Smile*
"Damn, and to think I'm missing Sunday football for this. oh well, Ho's over Bro's."
Oh, The things I could do to you...
Stephan: *Thinking to self* Ah yes, I remember when we had that car wash and Caroline was wearing that really skimpy bikini...RAWR! *Shakes head* No! I'm in love with Elena!
Damon, aren't you getting tired of sharing Elena? Open the tomb...Catherine is calling!
MMMMMM....hot blood orange tea....my favorite!
Whoops! Hit the wrong key before...*Awkward laugh* Lets try this again.
Stephan: I wonder if Caroline's boobs are real or if they are implants.