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stefan: *thinking to self* ok this is crap this dumb blond needs to shutup & tell me where elena is already, clearly I don't care about her 'feelings'
caroline: *goes on about her salad and blood cravings*
stefan: *still thinking to self* again... this is crap, I should be comforting elena after a near death experience while damon sits and watches after he's the one that really saved her. he gets the job done and I get pussy, that's what I call a tag team....
Oh waiter, could you warm this up for me a little bit? (Chuckles) I hate cold blood.
*pretends to listen with interested expression* mhmm... Yes that's very interesting, go on..... *continues pretending to listen* *thinks to self: I wonder where Elena is* yes go on, oh wow, really? *thinks to self: ugh this chick seriously needs to shutup, I'm never gonna finish this stupid coffee*
*thinks to self: why am I drinking this crap? But more importantly why am I listening to this idiot? I should be pretending to save Elena while Damon does all the dirty work*
Hmmm.... she never asks for a second cup of blood at home.....
Oh Caroline~ You will never be Lexi...
The best part of waking up is plasma in your cup.♫♪♬ Oh how I long for folgers!! Damn it!!!
intersting intersting do you think they would care if I asked for some blood with this??
I love this bar...:0)
Tea yum....its whats for breakfast
Is this girl ever gonna...................share her salad with me im hungry and it looks soooo good
I wonder if caroline would like to go see the movie Vampires Suck with me i heard it sucks
Got True Blood and Twilight on the DVR at home ahhh... this is the life
Elena...Elena...Elena....Oh, supposed to be listening to...oh, Elena!
Let's discuss it over a cup o' Joe's blood ...
Elena: Is that tea spiked with blood?
Stephan: Ummm..(shhh) I hang the tea string out just for effect..
mmm nothing like warm blood on a cold day.
trying to ignore caroline, he's thinking, "I wonder if Elena would ever roll around in whipped cream so I can lick it off her body."
She looks good enough to eat.
When will she stop talking so I can enjoy my tea!
Thank God everyone thinks I am drinking tea!!!
Yeah...I like my blood with a tea bag!!
I am trying to listen but you smell so good. I wish i could have just a little taste........
As Stefan listens to Caroline, he thinks to himself: Just what the world needed, a dumb blond vampire...
Maybe I can lock Damon in the tomb with Katerina, after all, he always wanted her!hmmmm
This is some bloody good tea...nope wrong thing to say, think positive...damn!
Stefan: (thinking) How come that edwared cullen gets more girls then i do i am hotter more mysterious. oh crap caroline is talking nod and smie
blood..its not just for breakfast anymore!