The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries

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  1. Ana

    stefan: *thinking to self* ok this is crap this dumb blond needs to shutup & tell me where elena is already, clearly I don't care about her 'feelings'
    caroline: *goes on about her salad and blood cravings*
    stefan: *still thinking to self* again... this is crap, I should be comforting elena after a near death experience while damon sits and watches after he's the one that really saved her. he gets the job done and I get pussy, that's what I call a tag team....

  2. ShadowPrincess
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    Stephan:

  3. sarah gunville

    Oh waiter, could you warm this up for me a little bit? (Chuckles) I hate cold blood.

  4. Ana

    *pretends to listen with interested expression* mhmm... Yes that's very interesting, go on..... *continues pretending to listen* *thinks to self: I wonder where Elena is* yes go on, oh wow, really? *thinks to self: ugh this chick seriously needs to shutup, I'm never gonna finish this stupid coffee*
    *thinks to self: why am I drinking this crap? But more importantly why am I listening to this idiot? I should be pretending to save Elena while Damon does all the dirty work*

  5. michelle

    Hmmm.... she never asks for a second cup of blood at home.....

  6. Kathy

    Oh Caroline~ You will never be Lexi...

  7. Lisa Snyder

    The best part of waking up is plasma in your cup.♫♪♬ Oh how I long for folgers!! Damn it!!!

  8. Breanna

    intersting intersting do you think they would care if I asked for some blood with this??

  9. Kim

    I love this bar...:0)


    Tea yum....its whats for breakfast


    Is this girl ever gonna...................share her salad with me im hungry and it looks soooo good

    I wonder if caroline would like to go see the movie Vampires Suck with me i heard it sucks


    Got True Blood and Twilight on the DVR at home ahhh... this is the life

  10. Marlo Fredenberg Marlo Fredenberg
    Rank: New User

    Elena...Elena...Elena....Oh, supposed to be listening to...oh, Elena!

  11. Cea

    Let's discuss it over a cup o' Joe's blood ...

  12. Eve

    Elena: Is that tea spiked with blood?
    Stephan: Ummm..(shhh) I hang the tea string out just for effect..

  13. Emily DeLong Emily DeLong
    Rank: New User

    mmm nothing like warm blood on a cold day.

  14. BreeBree Cullen-Salvatore BreeBree Cullen-Salvatore
    Rank: New User

    trying to ignore caroline, he's thinking, "I wonder if Elena would ever roll around in whipped cream so I can lick it off her body."

  15. Marsha Helle

    She looks good enough to eat.

  16. jmarco

    When will she stop talking so I can enjoy my tea!

  17. jmarco

    Thank God everyone thinks I am drinking tea!!!

  18. Melissa

    Yeah...I like my blood with a tea bag!!

  19. Wendy

    I am trying to listen but you smell so good. I wish i could have just a little taste........

  20. Sharon

    As Stefan listens to Caroline, he thinks to himself: Just what the world needed, a dumb blond vampire...

  21. Sharon

    Maybe I can lock Damon in the tomb with Katerina, after all, he always wanted her!hmmmm

  22. Sandra Estrada Sandra Estrada
    Rank: New User

    This is some bloody good tea...nope wrong thing to say, think positive...damn!

  23. Kimmi

    Got blood?

  24. brittany

    Stefan: (thinking) How come that edwared cullen gets more girls then i do i am hotter more mysterious. oh crap caroline is talking nod and smie

  25. jacqueline haepp koch

    blood..its not just for breakfast anymore!


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