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Damn that guy is hot
Stefan[thinking]: I look better then damon. Do i ? Yes i do. Maybe i should take my shirt off Then Elena will want me back. Yes that wil i do!
Stefan: "Hey... how you doin'?" ;)
Stefan: The ring isn't that tacky is it?
S: caroline does V neck suits me more?
C: hell yes!
S: dont u get it damon its always going to be me when it comes to elena. u and rose better get it on.
S: can't wait for my bunnies to be serve. im starving.!
S: i wonder if i will win that EW poll. Under-appreciated Entertainer.. HEY I AM UNDER-APPRECIATED I DESERVE THAT!
S: caroline did u notice i gained weight. its cos i stopped eating bunnies. and drink human blood.
C: right. ur drinking elena's blood u stupid bastard.
S: now im thinking i can get it on again with katerina. that bitch has a sexy bulgarian accent.
stefan: i can be the hotter salvatore brother just wait until julie take my shirt off.
Stefan: hmm........beiste in lingerie...
stefan: so you're telling me that if I agree to sparkle I get more espresso? hmmm deal!
I am not trying to seduce you....
Hey, it's Tuesday!
Narrator: Ladies and gentlemen, we've given you the brooding look, the worried vampire look, and the hey-it's-Tuesday look! Now, we're taking it to the next level, and presenting to you the let's-have-tea look, worn by Stefan Salvatore!
*Stefan at lunch with Elijah and the Originals discussing Katherine*
Stefan: It's the F**king Katerina wine mixer!
Stefan: Wait for it...wait for it....Hah! Major brood mode. Told you I could do it in under 0.3 seconds.
Stefan: Hey,hey,hey...I'm the only one who can pull off the hair!
Stefan: Hey,hey,hey...I'm the only one who can pull off the hair,Edward can't!
Caroline: So you don't sparkle...
Stefan: So tell,me again, who's your favorite couple..Stelena or Delena
Caroline: so...now that you and elena are over... Stephen: I'm not going there caroline Caroline: why? Stephen: becuz I like danger Caroline: ugh your like the boringest vampire I know stephen: thinking (I know I am) Stephen: whatever
Caroline: ...And so, Tyler was angry thinking I was a werewolf... And I showed him my fangs... Then...
Stephan: (Thinking) ... Sippin sizzurp in my ride, like three 6. Now I'm feeling so fly like a G6...
Stefan thinking:'' You think that I am listening to you but really I am listening to that other person's conversation.