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Stefan: Hey.. Im cooler then Damon I sleep with both Katherine and Elena.... Wait?!?! When did he and Elena do that....?!?!
Vampire Therapist: So, your brother Damon called me about your problem. Can you guess what the problem is?
Stephan: My bunny addiction
Vampire Therapist: Well, thats not what I was going to say, but we can talk about that too...
Stefan: see caroline i told you i brood better than him. Suck it Cullen.
No damon !This is how Edward holds his tea cup.!
Stefan: "This is why I'm hot This is why I'm hot This is why, this is why This is why I'm hot (uh) This is why I'm hot This is why I'm hot This is why, this is why This is why I'm hot (uh)" I hate it when a song gets stuck in my head!"
Yes, this [i]is[/i] my "Hey it's Friday face."
Damn Elena's got a nice rack
Im going to make him an offer he cant refuse....
Stefan: "Caroline? Did you leave a tampon in my coffee?"
Stefan thinking: Shall I grow a beard?
Stefan: Jenna and Alaric? Next episode? I'm there.
Caroline: You know, I really love Matt. I mean he is the best guy there is, right? He treats me great, he's a good guy, and he wants to be with me too. But then there is Tyler and he's like, such a bad ass. I don't know who to pick. Stefan, you've gotta help me!
Stefan: Yes, and how do you feel about that?
Stefan: Must. Stop. Looking. Like. Its. Tuesday
Elane (out of screen): It's Tuesday already?
Stefan: Damon and Rose hooked up? Finally, the guy got some action. I was beginning to loose hope.
Stefan looking to an Irish guy: Hmm, shall I take Irish coffee instead of this tea?
Stefan: It's not only about tasting good, it's about feeling good too. Full of protective white blood cells, new Lipton Blood Tea.
Lipton. Tea can do that.
Stefan: They should always serve blood in a mug.
Stefan: Please, be honest, Caroline. Could it be my "Hey, it's Sunday" look?
Stefan: Do not brood. Drink coffee, look educated, listen to other people. Uh oh, brooding eyebrows!
Stfan: Wow caroline is beautiful. Surprised i ever dated the bitches doopleganger