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The duties of a vampire are never done
What did you expect...I am a vampire
If you can't stand the heat.....
This is taking longer than I thought
Hmmmm...where should I stab him next?
Damon Salvatore. Mystic Falls, turned in 1864 by Katherine Pierce a.k.a Katerina Petrova. Likes stuffing rings up people's asses and riping hearts out of people's chests then stuffing it down their throats. Enjoys drinking and dancing, moonlight walks in the woods and candle light dinners by the fire. Ladies, enjoy.
Damon's Discipline School
Training your werepuppies since 2008
I know that it won't be hotter than me, but this isn't HBO...
Marshmalllows...Mason isn't getting any...
"roasting marshmallows is my favorite pastime!"
Ian: So, my dearest stylist, let's talk about my haircut in the next few episodes...
Stefan: Come on Damon - YOU were voted 'sexiest beast'. Mason's NOT gonna take that from you.
Damon: That's right. He can't win if he's dead....
Sirius, could you please give Mason's heart back? It's kind of a souvenir, you know.
who said that the fire is hotter than moi, Damon Salvatore?
Damon to Stefan: I don't think Lexi is here
(Incedio = Harry Potter 'fire spell')
Damon was frustrated with Stefan for sending him to the naughty step yet again.
Damon: how do you like your werewolf? Medium rare?
Damon: stop distracting me Stephan, you made my marshmellow fall off the stick
this is my marshmallow! you won't get it!
There is more than one way to skin a mutt.
Damon: don't worry il'l make you a bunny fur smore, right after I make my soccer mom skin smore, Stephan.
Stephan, for the 3rd time, I told you, I'm looking for Mason's heart. I could swear I threw it in here.
Branding uncle flea bag was fun but what to do with the puppy? I wonder if werewolves play fetch like other dog breeds? Oh Mason