Serena: So what do you think of this party Nate:...... Serena:Nate, I'm talking to you, are you listening to me Nate: *thinks* Keep looking straight don't look at Serena boobs don't look at her boobs
Serena: Nate I think our relationship as friends is not getting well. Do you feel the same?
Nate: Yes I understand your position.
Serena: You do?
Nate: Of course. We didn't have a threesome yet.
Serena: Nate I need to tell you something.
Nate: What?
Serena: I slept with your boyfriend.
Nate: WHO?! CHUCK?
Serena: No. Dan.
heavenscent9222 Rank: Guest Star
December 28th, 2010 10:21 PM
Serena: This party sucks.
Nate: Yeah, it does.
Serena: You want to do somehting really fun tonight.
Nate: Sure, what'd you have in mind?
Serena: We could go to Taco Bell.
Jamie from Australia ^^
December 28th, 2010 9:33 PM
Haha, well said @BACCARATblair.
Here are my favourites: Brazilian Girl, Sidewinder and TheYalier.
BACCARATblair
December 28th, 2010 9:32 PM
TheYalier, don't care about "Dair is love", she's just a Jenny Humphrey.
S
December 28th, 2010 8:59 PM
Hahaha, I like this one:
Sidewinder
Rank: Guest Star
December 28th, 2010 3:47 PM
Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Nate: It was. Before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 28th, 2010 7:10 PM
@Brazilian Girl, you're welcome, you should win.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 28th, 2010 7:09 PM
@Dair is love, I'm so sorry I don't meet your high school bitch standards, after all you're sooo funny and clever. Just answer me something: How many Caption Contests have you won? How many times did you get a Honorable Mention? Oh, sorry.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 28th, 2010 7:06 PM
Serena : Why did Dan leave me? Why does Juliet hate me? What did I ever do to Vanessa? I don't knwo, I don't know, do you know?
Nate : Sorry, what? I was breathing and I can't think and breathe at the same.
Serena : I totally get that.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 28th, 2010 7:06 PM
Serena : Why did Dan leave me? Why does Juliet hate me? What did I ever do to Vanessa? I don't knwo, I don't know, do you know?
Nate : Sorry, what? I was breathing and I can't think and breathe at the same.
Serena : I totally get that, we need rest to keep up our gorgeous looks!
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 28th, 2010 7:03 PM
Blake : I don't need "Gossip Girl", it's been four seasons! It's annoying!
Chace : Stop quoting my boyfriend, you bitch.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 28th, 2010 7:01 PM
Serena : What, how many times did you fake it?
Nate : That depends, how many times did we have sex and I didn't picture Dan instead of you?
Sidewinder Rank: Guest Star
December 28th, 2010 3:47 PM
Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Nate: It was. Before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.
Sidewinder Rank: Guest Star
December 28th, 2010 3:46 PM
Serena: Nate, you were supposed to be my buffer.
Nate: I was. Before I found out you had slept with everyone at the party. Happy STD, S.
ol
December 28th, 2010 2:59 PM
Serena: What is it this time Nate? Are you avoiding me?
Nate: Well not "you" so much as "them"...
Serena: You mean my pair of b ....
Nate: Yes...you're pair of beautiful blue eyes..they're mesmerising.
Serena: That's it?
Stanley
December 28th, 2010 2:45 PM
Serena: Yeah, it's just a robot, but works the same way the real one does. You have to talk to him slowly and loudly, look. NATE, DO ARCHIBALD STARE. GOOD BOY! And the best thing is, the artificial Nate is just as cheap as the original!
Hookified(dande) Rank: Regular Character
December 28th, 2010 12:14 PM
Nate: Serena, you are desperate for attention that you bang every guy that talks to you.
Serena: At least I did not go as far as using Chuck's little black book.
CyCy Mus
December 28th, 2010 10:44 AM
And the Prize for Match your Hair to your Tie goes to (drum rolls): Nate Archibald!
Amy Kilpatrick Rank: New User
December 28th, 2010 6:59 AM
S: the bitch took my last piece of chocolate cake I hope she chokes and dies on that cake
N: ohhhkay, well I'm going to stand her and act like you never said that
GGFANN
December 28th, 2010 2:53 AM
S: huh, I thought I showed the most cleavage in the history of shows! So who is that?!
N: Hmmm I really should remember, but maybe my man bangs always get in the way!!
Maria
December 28th, 2010 2:25 AM
Serena: "I can't believe you're asking me to do this..."
Nate: "Come on Serena, please?"
Serena: "Nate this is absurd! Chuck and Blair were the ones that got jealous of our sex life and now after some hate sex you want us to start chasing and competing with them?"
Nate: "..."
Serena: "Nate, don't you think it's a little childish of us?"
Nate: "I'll tell you what shampoo I use..."
Serena: "...Meet me in my bedroom in 5"
Cynthia
December 28th, 2010 12:07 AM
Blake: Can't believe they won't let me go, Hollywood needs me!
Chace: I'm sure they'd be lost without you.
Cynthia
December 28th, 2010 12:05 AM
Blake: Can't believe they won't let me go, Hollywood needs me!
Chace: Sure, where would they find another dumb blonde?
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
December 29th, 2010 12:16 PM
Serena: So what do you think of this party Nate:...... Serena:Nate, I'm talking to you, are you listening to me Nate: *thinks* Keep looking straight don't look at Serena boobs don't look at her boobs
Rank: Extra
December 29th, 2010 5:00 AM
Nate: Hey S. So, your Christmas was good?
Serena: Not at all. They gave me underwear, Nate. Underwear.
Rank: Extra
December 29th, 2010 4:48 AM
Serena: Nate I think our relationship as friends is not getting well. Do you feel the same?
Nate: Yes I understand your position.
Serena: You do?
Nate: Of course. We didn't have a threesome yet.
Rank: Extra
December 29th, 2010 4:46 AM
Serena: Nate I need to tell you something.
Nate: What?
Serena: I slept with your boyfriend.
Nate: WHO?! CHUCK?
Serena: No. Dan.
Rank: Guest Star
December 28th, 2010 10:21 PM
Serena: This party sucks.
Nate: Yeah, it does.
Serena: You want to do somehting really fun tonight.
Nate: Sure, what'd you have in mind?
Serena: We could go to Taco Bell.
December 28th, 2010 9:33 PM
Haha, well said @BACCARATblair.
Here are my favourites: Brazilian Girl, Sidewinder and TheYalier.
December 28th, 2010 9:32 PM
TheYalier, don't care about "Dair is love", she's just a Jenny Humphrey.
December 28th, 2010 8:59 PM
Hahaha, I like this one:
Sidewinder
Rank: Guest Star
December 28th, 2010 3:47 PM
Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Nate: It was. Before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.
Rank: Regular Character
December 28th, 2010 7:10 PM
@Brazilian Girl, you're welcome, you should win.
Rank: Regular Character
December 28th, 2010 7:09 PM
@Dair is love, I'm so sorry I don't meet your high school bitch standards, after all you're sooo funny and clever. Just answer me something: How many Caption Contests have you won? How many times did you get a Honorable Mention? Oh, sorry.
Rank: Regular Character
December 28th, 2010 7:06 PM
Serena : Why did Dan leave me? Why does Juliet hate me? What did I ever do to Vanessa? I don't knwo, I don't know, do you know?
Nate : Sorry, what? I was breathing and I can't think and breathe at the same.
Serena : I totally get that.
Rank: Regular Character
December 28th, 2010 7:06 PM
Serena : Why did Dan leave me? Why does Juliet hate me? What did I ever do to Vanessa? I don't knwo, I don't know, do you know?
Nate : Sorry, what? I was breathing and I can't think and breathe at the same.
Serena : I totally get that, we need rest to keep up our gorgeous looks!
Rank: Regular Character
December 28th, 2010 7:03 PM
Blake : I don't need "Gossip Girl", it's been four seasons! It's annoying!
Chace : Stop quoting my boyfriend, you bitch.
Rank: Regular Character
December 28th, 2010 7:01 PM
Serena : What, how many times did you fake it?
Nate : That depends, how many times did we have sex and I didn't picture Dan instead of you?
Rank: Guest Star
December 28th, 2010 3:47 PM
Serena: I'm really trying to make an effort here. I thought everything was good between us.
Nate: It was. Before I found out you had sex with my boyfriend.
Rank: Guest Star
December 28th, 2010 3:46 PM
Serena: Nate, you were supposed to be my buffer.
Nate: I was. Before I found out you had slept with everyone at the party. Happy STD, S.
December 28th, 2010 2:59 PM
Serena: What is it this time Nate? Are you avoiding me?
Nate: Well not "you" so much as "them"...
Serena: You mean my pair of b ....
Nate: Yes...you're pair of beautiful blue eyes..they're mesmerising.
Serena: That's it?
December 28th, 2010 2:45 PM
Serena: Yeah, it's just a robot, but works the same way the real one does. You have to talk to him slowly and loudly, look. NATE, DO ARCHIBALD STARE. GOOD BOY! And the best thing is, the artificial Nate is just as cheap as the original!
Rank: Regular Character
December 28th, 2010 12:14 PM
Nate: Serena, you are desperate for attention that you bang every guy that talks to you.
Serena: At least I did not go as far as using Chuck's little black book.
December 28th, 2010 10:44 AM
And the Prize for Match your Hair to your Tie goes to (drum rolls): Nate Archibald!
Rank: New User
December 28th, 2010 6:59 AM
S: the bitch took my last piece of chocolate cake I hope she chokes and dies on that cake
N: ohhhkay, well I'm going to stand her and act like you never said that
December 28th, 2010 2:53 AM
S: huh, I thought I showed the most cleavage in the history of shows! So who is that?!
N: Hmmm I really should remember, but maybe my man bangs always get in the way!!
December 28th, 2010 2:25 AM
Serena: "I can't believe you're asking me to do this..."
Nate: "Come on Serena, please?"
Serena: "Nate this is absurd! Chuck and Blair were the ones that got jealous of our sex life and now after some hate sex you want us to start chasing and competing with them?"
Nate: "..."
Serena: "Nate, don't you think it's a little childish of us?"
Nate: "I'll tell you what shampoo I use..."
Serena: "...Meet me in my bedroom in 5"
December 28th, 2010 12:07 AM
Blake: Can't believe they won't let me go, Hollywood needs me!
Chace: I'm sure they'd be lost without you.
December 28th, 2010 12:05 AM
Blake: Can't believe they won't let me go, Hollywood needs me!
Chace: Sure, where would they find another dumb blonde?