OK JANET, I READ YOUR BIO & KNOW THAT EVEN THO YOU LOOK YOUNG & INNOCENT YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT. THE HIT WILL TAKE PLACE FRIDAY NIGHT AT EXACTLY 11:45PM.
Debora S Ray Rank: New User
January 3rd, 2011 10:34 AM
Seriously what is it. Better be condoms.
Linda Wright Rank: New User
January 3rd, 2011 10:31 AM
Chuck...........Eva, darling will you, ah ah ah...wear this for me.........On our honeymoon, Eva...honeymoon? Chuck...Will you be my best friend for our lifetime? Then either you or I will wear this beautiful "G-String" on our honeymoon!!! :)
Staceycakes
January 3rd, 2011 10:30 AM
Stop buying me gifts at Walmart and putting them in Cartier bags! You are fooling on one you cheap bastard!
Princess Bass
January 3rd, 2011 9:24 AM
Chuck: What the hell is this?
Eva: You said you wanted Cartier on a silver - like a silver watch, right?
Chuck: No! I said "I want Carter's head on a silver platter!"
Eva: What's Carter?
Elodie
January 3rd, 2011 6:50 AM
Eva: I'm sorry Chuck but I don't understand. Why does my wrist watch come in such an ostentatiously large bag?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass, ostentatious is my trademark.
Elodie
January 3rd, 2011 6:49 AM
Eva: I'm sorry Chuck but I don't understand. Why does my wrist watch come in such an ostentatiously large bag? Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass, ostentatious is my trademark.
Belinda Star Rank: Guest Star
January 3rd, 2011 12:55 AM
walking down a laneway solo at night, with a harry winston diamond ring in your pocket ... STUPID
getting held at gun point and saying i'm Chuck Bass like it means anything in Paris... EVEN STUPIDER
Running into Blair Waldorf and pretending you dont know her... TOTALLY IDIOTIC
returning home and thinking your new girlfriend will be loved by everybody... ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY MORONIC
the look on Blair Waldorf's face when she finds out your girlfriend used to be a whore and that she hocked the cartier gift you just bought her... PRICELESS
em
January 2nd, 2011 11:34 PM
Chuck: Look! Look! I can turn this Cartier watch into a butterfly! Seeee! I can do magic better than that Radcliffe boy!
Eva: What are you trying to do now Chuck?!
Chuck: I'm trying to be the next Harry Potter. I'm British, I have the height of a 16 year old and I already have a cooler lightning shaped scar in my eye brow. Can't you See?! I'm PERFECT for the part!
Eva: Why don't you just try out for Voldemort?!
Chuck: Huh?!
Eva: Try to be the next Voldemort! You're British. You walk funny like Voldemort. You speak in whisper voices like Voldemort. You have a nose like Voldemort. Can't you see?! You were born to play Voldemort!!!
maggieh10 Rank: Guest Star
January 2nd, 2011 11:02 PM
Clemence: Ed, stop trying to copy The Lonely Island. Just because they got Blake in bed, doesn't mean it's going to work this time.
maggieh10 Rank: Guest Star
January 2nd, 2011 11:02 PM
Clemence: Ed, stop trying to copy The Lonely Island. Just because Blake in bed, doesn't mean it's going to work this time.
saarele
January 2nd, 2011 10:21 PM
Chuck: Hey, Eva, look at this engagement ring I bought!
Eva: Oh my God, Chuck! This is so sudden!
Chuck: Really? Huh... So you think Blair will like it?
Chuck: ok, blair told me all i had to do was push this button, hand over the bag, and run.
Eva: Then what happens?
Chuck: Don't worry about it. We'll all be happy.
g0ssipgurl
January 2nd, 2011 2:03 PM
Chuck: Here's your plane ticket home.
Kaytee
January 2nd, 2011 12:57 PM
C: I went hunting just for you Eva.
E: ....Eww! Why is Jenny's head in the bag?
C: Looks like we'll be having raccoon for dinner my love.
Rachel
January 2nd, 2011 12:37 PM
Eva: Chuck, this Dick in a Bag thing just isn't funny anymore.
Chuck: See this cartier bag? Yeah can you put it over your head?
xoxo gg
January 2nd, 2011 9:35 AM
Chuck: Here, I got us designer condoms!
Eva: ...
i am xoxo Rank: Guest Star
January 2nd, 2011 7:44 AM
chuck: i got u some present.
eva: a Cartier? i never get such an expensive gift! NEVER! thanks chuck.
chuck: ...actually eva, it is my sex tape with blair, thought that u might want to have one so that we can improve our position while doing sex.
eva:.....
Chuck: So if I can´t get rid of you, maybe Cartier does.
AL ~:-| Rank: Regular Character
January 2nd, 2011 6:28 AM
Eva: Henry, sorry Chuck, I appreciate the thought, but it just wasn't a surprise. You carrying that Cartier bag around all afternoon was a bit of a give-away.
Serena: Congratulations, you've officially joined the dark side.
January 3rd, 2011 10:42 AM
OK JANET, I READ YOUR BIO & KNOW THAT EVEN THO YOU LOOK YOUNG & INNOCENT YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT. THE HIT WILL TAKE PLACE FRIDAY NIGHT AT EXACTLY 11:45PM.
Rank: New User
January 3rd, 2011 10:34 AM
Seriously what is it. Better be condoms.
Rank: New User
January 3rd, 2011 10:31 AM
Chuck...........Eva, darling will you, ah ah ah...wear this for me.........On our honeymoon, Eva...honeymoon? Chuck...Will you be my best friend for our lifetime? Then either you or I will wear this beautiful "G-String" on our honeymoon!!! :)
January 3rd, 2011 10:30 AM
Stop buying me gifts at Walmart and putting them in Cartier bags! You are fooling on one you cheap bastard!
January 3rd, 2011 9:24 AM
Chuck: What the hell is this?
Eva: You said you wanted Cartier on a silver - like a silver watch, right?
Chuck: No! I said "I want Carter's head on a silver platter!"
Eva: What's Carter?
January 3rd, 2011 6:50 AM
Eva: I'm sorry Chuck but I don't understand. Why does my wrist watch come in such an ostentatiously large bag?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass, ostentatious is my trademark.
January 3rd, 2011 6:49 AM
Eva: I'm sorry Chuck but I don't understand. Why does my wrist watch come in such an ostentatiously large bag? Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass, ostentatious is my trademark.
Rank: Guest Star
January 3rd, 2011 12:55 AM
walking down a laneway solo at night, with a harry winston diamond ring in your pocket ... STUPID
getting held at gun point and saying i'm Chuck Bass like it means anything in Paris... EVEN STUPIDER
Running into Blair Waldorf and pretending you dont know her... TOTALLY IDIOTIC
returning home and thinking your new girlfriend will be loved by everybody... ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY MORONIC
the look on Blair Waldorf's face when she finds out your girlfriend used to be a whore and that she hocked the cartier gift you just bought her... PRICELESS
January 2nd, 2011 11:34 PM
Chuck: Look! Look! I can turn this Cartier watch into a butterfly! Seeee! I can do magic better than that Radcliffe boy!
Eva: What are you trying to do now Chuck?!
Chuck: I'm trying to be the next Harry Potter. I'm British, I have the height of a 16 year old and I already have a cooler lightning shaped scar in my eye brow. Can't you See?! I'm PERFECT for the part!
Eva: Why don't you just try out for Voldemort?!
Chuck: Huh?!
Eva: Try to be the next Voldemort! You're British. You walk funny like Voldemort. You speak in whisper voices like Voldemort. You have a nose like Voldemort. Can't you see?! You were born to play Voldemort!!!
Rank: Guest Star
January 2nd, 2011 11:02 PM
Clemence: Ed, stop trying to copy The Lonely Island. Just because they got Blake in bed, doesn't mean it's going to work this time.
Rank: Guest Star
January 2nd, 2011 11:02 PM
Clemence: Ed, stop trying to copy The Lonely Island. Just because Blake in bed, doesn't mean it's going to work this time.
January 2nd, 2011 10:21 PM
Chuck: Hey, Eva, look at this engagement ring I bought!
Eva: Oh my God, Chuck! This is so sudden!
Chuck: Really? Huh... So you think Blair will like it?
January 2nd, 2011 8:19 PM
Eva: What is it?
Chuck: It's my d**k in a box!
Rank: Extra
January 2nd, 2011 7:15 PM
Chuck : So yours is beige... right?
Eva: Chuck, just how many pair of panties do you have in that bag?
Chuck: Oh, just yours and the rest are Blair's.
:)
January 2nd, 2011 6:21 PM
Eva: Do you have heels in there? We really can't film all of our scenes together on inclined planes.
Rank: Extra
January 2nd, 2011 4:24 PM
Eva: Sorry chuck can we do this somewhere else, my heels are stuck in the mud
Rank: Leading Character
January 2nd, 2011 2:27 PM
Chuck: ok, blair told me all i had to do was push this button, hand over the bag, and run.
Eva: Then what happens?
Chuck: Don't worry about it. We'll all be happy.
January 2nd, 2011 2:03 PM
Chuck: Here's your plane ticket home.
January 2nd, 2011 12:57 PM
C: I went hunting just for you Eva.
E: ....Eww! Why is Jenny's head in the bag?
C: Looks like we'll be having raccoon for dinner my love.
January 2nd, 2011 12:37 PM
Eva: Chuck, this Dick in a Bag thing just isn't funny anymore.
Rank: Extra
January 2nd, 2011 11:09 AM
Chuck: See this cartier bag? Yeah can you put it over your head?
January 2nd, 2011 9:35 AM
Chuck: Here, I got us designer condoms!
Eva: ...
Rank: Guest Star
January 2nd, 2011 7:44 AM
chuck: i got u some present.
eva: a Cartier? i never get such an expensive gift! NEVER! thanks chuck.
chuck: ...actually eva, it is my sex tape with blair, thought that u might want to have one so that we can improve our position while doing sex.
eva:.....
Rank: Extra
January 2nd, 2011 6:32 AM
Chuck: So if I can´t get rid of you, maybe Cartier does.
Rank: Regular Character
January 2nd, 2011 6:28 AM
Eva: Henry, sorry Chuck, I appreciate the thought, but it just wasn't a surprise. You carrying that Cartier bag around all afternoon was a bit of a give-away.