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OK JANET, I READ YOUR BIO & KNOW THAT EVEN THO YOU LOOK YOUNG & INNOCENT YOU ARE ANYTHING BUT. THE HIT WILL TAKE PLACE FRIDAY NIGHT AT EXACTLY 11:45PM.
Seriously what is it. Better be condoms.
Chuck...........Eva, darling will you, ah ah ah...wear this for me.........On our honeymoon, Eva...honeymoon? Chuck...Will you be my best friend for our lifetime? Then either you or I will wear this beautiful "G-String" on our honeymoon!!! :)
Stop buying me gifts at Walmart and putting them in Cartier bags! You are fooling on one you cheap bastard!
Chuck: What the hell is this?
Eva: You said you wanted Cartier on a silver - like a silver watch, right?
Chuck: No! I said "I want Carter's head on a silver platter!"
Eva: What's Carter?
Eva: I'm sorry Chuck but I don't understand. Why does my wrist watch come in such an ostentatiously large bag?
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass, ostentatious is my trademark.
Eva: I'm sorry Chuck but I don't understand. Why does my wrist watch come in such an ostentatiously large bag? Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass, ostentatious is my trademark.
walking down a laneway solo at night, with a harry winston diamond ring in your pocket ... STUPID
getting held at gun point and saying i'm Chuck Bass like it means anything in Paris... EVEN STUPIDER
Running into Blair Waldorf and pretending you dont know her... TOTALLY IDIOTIC
returning home and thinking your new girlfriend will be loved by everybody... ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY MORONIC
the look on Blair Waldorf's face when she finds out your girlfriend used to be a whore and that she hocked the cartier gift you just bought her... PRICELESS
Chuck: Look! Look! I can turn this Cartier watch into a butterfly! Seeee! I can do magic better than that Radcliffe boy!
Eva: What are you trying to do now Chuck?!
Chuck: I'm trying to be the next Harry Potter. I'm British, I have the height of a 16 year old and I already have a cooler lightning shaped scar in my eye brow. Can't you See?! I'm PERFECT for the part!
Eva: Why don't you just try out for Voldemort?!
Eva: Try to be the next Voldemort! You're British. You walk funny like Voldemort. You speak in whisper voices like Voldemort. You have a nose like Voldemort. Can't you see?! You were born to play Voldemort!!!
Clemence: Ed, stop trying to copy The Lonely Island. Just because they got Blake in bed, doesn't mean it's going to work this time.
Clemence: Ed, stop trying to copy The Lonely Island. Just because Blake in bed, doesn't mean it's going to work this time.
Chuck: Hey, Eva, look at this engagement ring I bought!
Eva: Oh my God, Chuck! This is so sudden!
Chuck: Really? Huh... So you think Blair will like it?
Eva: What is it?
Chuck: It's my d**k in a box!
Chuck : So yours is beige... right?
Eva: Chuck, just how many pair of panties do you have in that bag?
Chuck: Oh, just yours and the rest are Blair's.
Eva: Do you have heels in there? We really can't film all of our scenes together on inclined planes.
Eva: Sorry chuck can we do this somewhere else, my heels are stuck in the mud
Chuck: ok, blair told me all i had to do was push this button, hand over the bag, and run.
Eva: Then what happens?
Chuck: Don't worry about it. We'll all be happy.
Chuck: Here's your plane ticket home.
C: I went hunting just for you Eva.
E: ....Eww! Why is Jenny's head in the bag?
C: Looks like we'll be having raccoon for dinner my love.
Eva: Chuck, this Dick in a Bag thing just isn't funny anymore.
Chuck: See this cartier bag? Yeah can you put it over your head?
Chuck: Here, I got us designer condoms!
chuck: i got u some present.
eva: a Cartier? i never get such an expensive gift! NEVER! thanks chuck.
chuck: ...actually eva, it is my sex tape with blair, thought that u might want to have one so that we can improve our position while doing sex.
Chuck: So if I can´t get rid of you, maybe Cartier does.
Eva: Henry, sorry Chuck, I appreciate the thought, but it just wasn't a surprise. You carrying that Cartier bag around all afternoon was a bit of a give-away.