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Chuck: I've got a picture to show you...

Eva: Oh, Is it a picture of Dan Humphrey and Blair? I can crop Dan out and send her picture to the prostitute website I worked on...

Chuck: Eva, 'Dair' is one letter away from 'dairy', and they both get old fast and end up disgusting. No, this is much better. This is a picture I took last night. In our bedroom. Of you. When did you get my name tattooed on your ass?

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Chuck: since a dick in a box is so last year, i got you my dick in a bag!

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You must take this to Jack Bauer at CTU imediately!!!!!Don't ask any questions! And don't answer any questions. Do Not talk to Clowey! And For Gods Sake...Don't stop to look at shoes!!!!! The pump up Nike's you need to get there are in the bag. Now Run!!!!!

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Chuck : So, since you're so Euro-trash, I bought you an European trash bag. You see, it matches your face and your wardrobe, well not really it's Cartier and your skirt is Target, but still. What you keep inside it ,matches all of you.

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Chuck : So, since you're so Euro-trash, I bought you an European trash bag.
Eva : What? Why?
Chuck : It matches your face and your wardrobe, not really it's Cartier and your skirt is Target, but still.

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Chuck : So, since you're so Euro-trash, I bought you an European trash bag.

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Chck : So, since you're so Euro-trash, I bought you an European trash bag.

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Chuck : Eva, I have something for you.
Eva : Oh, Chuck! That's adorable what is it?
Chuck : Hang on a sec. So, Blair, I'm supposed to give this to her, call the police and say she's from Al Quaeda?
Eva : Whaat? Why would you do that?
Chuck (on the phone) : Yeah, she's from Al Quaeda, she has a bomb in a Cartier bag and she's the definition of Euo-trash.

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Chuck: And now, the biggest magic trick: My little thing will appear inside this bag!
Eva: You're kidding chuck, right?!

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Eva: Ahh, it's like opening Pandora's box..well bag in this case.



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