Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 1:55 PM
Gossip Girl : If you need to mark your territory so badly, Charles, you should just pee on her. You know she's used to that.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 1:52 PM
Gossip Girl : Spotted, our little european fairytale princess. She has Chuck Bass to give her expensive watches that are so shiny you can barely see time, he also provides her with couture, Gucci, Zadig Et Voltaire and passes to the best VIP parties. As Blair Waldorf would say, she's a faux-cialite.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 1:50 PM
Gossip Girl : What about Eva? She's got Chuck Bass to give her expensive jewelry and couture, and she's got him to get into all the hot parties. In other words, she's a faux-cialite.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 1:39 PM
Eva : I can't believe you're giving me a gift! It's a sign we're meant to be together!
Chuck : Signs are for the religious the superstitious and the lower class.
Eva : I'm all of the above.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 1:38 PM
Eva : I can't believe you're giving me a gift! It's a sign we're meant to be together!
Chuck : Signs are for the religious the superstitious and the lower class.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 1:37 PM
Chuck : Serena! I can't believe you're giving me the Sisterhood pants!
Morgan. Rank: Leading Character
December 31st, 2010 1:25 PM
Chuck: Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a Cartier bag
Morgan. Rank: Leading Character
December 31st, 2010 1:22 PM
Eva: Oh, Chuck! You really shouldn't have! *Tears up*
Chuck: That's because I didn't...
Eva: Pardon me?
Chuck: I was actually showing you what I bought for Blair!
Eva: Oh...
Scarlett 79 Rank: Extra
December 31st, 2010 12:27 PM
Chuck: Here's your robe and wand and Arthur has your broomstick. Have a good flight back to Europe.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 12:09 PM
Chuck will soon realize that it doesn't matter if the dress is couture if the girl is off the rack. And then, as with all things that don't fit, you'll be sent back to where you came from. And hopefuly, there's a one-way flight to Prague in that bag, or at least a one-way train ticket.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 12:03 PM
Gossip Girl: Looks like Eva's past may be Blair's perfect present. And apparently Eva's perfect present is Chuck's dick in a bag? At least it's a Cartier bag.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:57 AM
Eva : Are you seriously still hitting on me while holding your date's thousand dollar shiny watch in a bag that cost more to be made than my whole outfit?
Chuck : I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Blair behind you, and it's her watch on the bag.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:56 AM
Eva : Are you seriously still hitting on me while holding your date's shoes?
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:52 AM
Eva : Let's have sex!
Chuck : Only if you put this bag in your head so I can pretend you're Blair.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:51 AM
Chuck : I just had sex!
Eva : And I just got Cartier for letting you do that.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:51 AM
Eva : Chuck, you don't have to buy me Cartier ,it's just sex, and a one-time thing at that! Or, maybe a five-time thing. Or, let's be honest, I've lost count how many times. Thinking about it, that's awfully shiny, can I have it?
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:50 AM
Eva : Chuck, you don't have to buy me Cartier ,it's just sex, and a one-time thing at that! Or, maybe a five-time thing. Or, let's be honest, I've lost count how many times.
ChuckyyyB
December 31st, 2010 11:47 AM
Christmas- Dick in a box. Chuck Bass- dick in a bag.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:45 AM
Eva : Chuck, what are you doing here? Why are there drugs in that bag?
Chuck : I was just trying to recruit a virgin to be my drug mule, and I thought, maybe...
Eva : What, Chuck? We all know I'm a prostitute.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:42 AM
Chuck : So here's some make-up, you really need it. Blush, lipstick, eyeliner, but don't over-do the eyeliner we don't need another blonde racoon on this set, anyway, there are also some gloves here, not even a manicure can adjust those hands...
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:41 AM
Chuck : Say hello to my little friend.
Eva : Crap.
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:41 AM
Chuck : Say hello to my little friend.
Eva : Did Blair pay you to kill me?
Cameron Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:40 AM
December 31st, 2010 2:02 PM
Taking Dick in the Box to a whole new level...
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 1:55 PM
Gossip Girl : If you need to mark your territory so badly, Charles, you should just pee on her. You know she's used to that.
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 1:52 PM
Gossip Girl : Spotted, our little european fairytale princess. She has Chuck Bass to give her expensive watches that are so shiny you can barely see time, he also provides her with couture, Gucci, Zadig Et Voltaire and passes to the best VIP parties. As Blair Waldorf would say, she's a faux-cialite.
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 1:50 PM
Gossip Girl : What about Eva? She's got Chuck Bass to give her expensive jewelry and couture, and she's got him to get into all the hot parties. In other words, she's a faux-cialite.
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 1:39 PM
Eva : I can't believe you're giving me a gift! It's a sign we're meant to be together!
Chuck : Signs are for the religious the superstitious and the lower class.
Eva : I'm all of the above.
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 1:38 PM
Eva : I can't believe you're giving me a gift! It's a sign we're meant to be together!
Chuck : Signs are for the religious the superstitious and the lower class.
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 1:37 PM
Chuck : Serena! I can't believe you're giving me the Sisterhood pants!
Rank: Leading Character
December 31st, 2010 1:25 PM
Chuck: Not gonna get you a diamond ring
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you a fancy car
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
Not gonna get you a house in the hills
A girl like you needs somethin' real
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my dick in a Cartier bag
Rank: Leading Character
December 31st, 2010 1:22 PM
Eva: Oh, Chuck! You really shouldn't have! *Tears up*
Chuck: That's because I didn't...
Eva: Pardon me?
Chuck: I was actually showing you what I bought for Blair!
Eva: Oh...
Rank: Extra
December 31st, 2010 12:27 PM
Chuck: Here's your robe and wand and Arthur has your broomstick. Have a good flight back to Europe.
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 12:09 PM
Chuck will soon realize that it doesn't matter if the dress is couture if the girl is off the rack. And then, as with all things that don't fit, you'll be sent back to where you came from. And hopefuly, there's a one-way flight to Prague in that bag, or at least a one-way train ticket.
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 12:03 PM
Gossip Girl: Looks like Eva's past may be Blair's perfect present. And apparently Eva's perfect present is Chuck's dick in a bag? At least it's a Cartier bag.
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:57 AM
Eva : Are you seriously still hitting on me while holding your date's thousand dollar shiny watch in a bag that cost more to be made than my whole outfit?
Chuck : I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Blair behind you, and it's her watch on the bag.
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:56 AM
Eva : Are you seriously still hitting on me while holding your date's shoes?
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:52 AM
Eva : Let's have sex!
Chuck : Only if you put this bag in your head so I can pretend you're Blair.
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:51 AM
Chuck : I just had sex!
Eva : And I just got Cartier for letting you do that.
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:51 AM
Eva : Chuck, you don't have to buy me Cartier ,it's just sex, and a one-time thing at that! Or, maybe a five-time thing. Or, let's be honest, I've lost count how many times. Thinking about it, that's awfully shiny, can I have it?
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:50 AM
Eva : Chuck, you don't have to buy me Cartier ,it's just sex, and a one-time thing at that! Or, maybe a five-time thing. Or, let's be honest, I've lost count how many times.
December 31st, 2010 11:47 AM
Christmas- Dick in a box. Chuck Bass- dick in a bag.
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:45 AM
Eva : Chuck, what are you doing here? Why are there drugs in that bag?
Chuck : I was just trying to recruit a virgin to be my drug mule, and I thought, maybe...
Eva : What, Chuck? We all know I'm a prostitute.
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:42 AM
Chuck : So here's some make-up, you really need it. Blush, lipstick, eyeliner, but don't over-do the eyeliner we don't need another blonde racoon on this set, anyway, there are also some gloves here, not even a manicure can adjust those hands...
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:41 AM
Chuck : Say hello to my little friend.
Eva : Crap.
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:41 AM
Chuck : Say hello to my little friend.
Eva : Did Blair pay you to kill me?
Rank: Regular Character
December 31st, 2010 11:40 AM
Chuck : Say hello to my little friend.
Rank: Extra
December 31st, 2010 11:38 AM
Chuck: And here is your "cheque".
Eva: What do you think I am, for offer me checks? Some kind of whore?