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137 Comments

  1. Jerald Miller

    Taking Dick in the Box to a whole new level...

  2. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Gossip Girl : If you need to mark your territory so badly, Charles, you should just pee on her. You know she's used to that.

  3. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Gossip Girl : Spotted, our little european fairytale princess. She has Chuck Bass to give her expensive watches that are so shiny you can barely see time, he also provides her with couture, Gucci, Zadig Et Voltaire and passes to the best VIP parties. As Blair Waldorf would say, she's a faux-cialite.

  4. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Gossip Girl : What about Eva? She's got Chuck Bass to give her expensive jewelry and couture, and she's got him to get into all the hot parties. In other words, she's a faux-cialite.

  5. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Eva : I can't believe you're giving me a gift! It's a sign we're meant to be together!
    Chuck : Signs are for the religious the superstitious and the lower class.
    Eva : I'm all of the above.

  6. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Eva : I can't believe you're giving me a gift! It's a sign we're meant to be together!
    Chuck : Signs are for the religious the superstitious and the lower class.

  7. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck : Serena! I can't believe you're giving me the Sisterhood pants!

  8. Morgan.
    Rank: Leading Character

    Chuck: Not gonna get you a diamond ring
    That sort of gift don't mean anything
    Not gonna get you a fancy car
    Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star
    Not gonna get you a house in the hills
    A girl like you needs somethin' real
    Wanna get you somethin' from the heart
    Somethin' special girl
    It's my dick in a Cartier bag

  9. Morgan.
    Rank: Leading Character

    Eva: Oh, Chuck! You really shouldn't have! *Tears up*
    Chuck: That's because I didn't...
    Eva: Pardon me?
    Chuck: I was actually showing you what I bought for Blair!
    Eva: Oh...

  10. Scarlett 79
    Rank: Extra

    Chuck: Here's your robe and wand and Arthur has your broomstick. Have a good flight back to Europe.

  11. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck will soon realize that it doesn't matter if the dress is couture if the girl is off the rack. And then, as with all things that don't fit, you'll be sent back to where you came from. And hopefuly, there's a one-way flight to Prague in that bag, or at least a one-way train ticket.

  12. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Gossip Girl: Looks like Eva's past may be Blair's perfect present. And apparently Eva's perfect present is Chuck's dick in a bag? At least it's a Cartier bag.

  13. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Eva : Are you seriously still hitting on me while holding your date's thousand dollar shiny watch in a bag that cost more to be made than my whole outfit?
    Chuck : I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Blair behind you, and it's her watch on the bag.

  14. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Eva : Are you seriously still hitting on me while holding your date's shoes?

  15. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Eva : Let's have sex!
    Chuck : Only if you put this bag in your head so I can pretend you're Blair.

  16. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck : I just had sex!
    Eva : And I just got Cartier for letting you do that.

  17. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Eva : Chuck, you don't have to buy me Cartier ,it's just sex, and a one-time thing at that! Or, maybe a five-time thing. Or, let's be honest, I've lost count how many times. Thinking about it, that's awfully shiny, can I have it?

  18. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Eva : Chuck, you don't have to buy me Cartier ,it's just sex, and a one-time thing at that! Or, maybe a five-time thing. Or, let's be honest, I've lost count how many times.

  19. ChuckyyyB

    Christmas- Dick in a box. Chuck Bass- dick in a bag.

  20. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Eva : Chuck, what are you doing here? Why are there drugs in that bag?
    Chuck : I was just trying to recruit a virgin to be my drug mule, and I thought, maybe...
    Eva : What, Chuck? We all know I'm a prostitute.

  21. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck : So here's some make-up, you really need it. Blush, lipstick, eyeliner, but don't over-do the eyeliner we don't need another blonde racoon on this set, anyway, there are also some gloves here, not even a manicure can adjust those hands...

  22. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck : Say hello to my little friend.
    Eva : Crap.

  23. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck : Say hello to my little friend.
    Eva : Did Blair pay you to kill me?

  24. Cameron
    Rank: Regular Character

    Chuck : Say hello to my little friend.

  25. McGustin
    Rank: Extra

    Chuck: And here is your "cheque".
    Eva: What do you think I am, for offer me checks? Some kind of whore?


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