The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 38
There was an interesting theme to many of this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest entries:
A lot of readers commented on the unusual, perhaps controversially fact that all African-American characters on the show are witches or warlocks. Because she was one of the first to do so, in a pithy manner, "christy" has won this week's contest.
Congratulations to that winner and thank you to everyone who participated. The winning submission is below.

Hey, you're black! You must be a witch.
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December 17th, 2010 12:52 AM
Bonnie: "Oh so your warlocks too huh? Is every black person in this town a witch? Jesus..."
December 16th, 2010 7:45 PM
Bonnie: Screw Jeremy and Damon...I want a real man...
Jonas: BOW CHICKA WITCH WITCH.
December 15th, 2010 9:13 PM
Bonnie *thinking* maybe i can read his mind
Jonas: you cant read minds but i can
Bonnie: how can you do it?
Jonas: see you're originally from the vampire diaries, i on the other hand come from twilight SEE ME SHINE!!!!
Rank: Guest Star
December 15th, 2010 4:56 PM
Bonnie: So, are you two prepared to hear my version of Queen's "Kind of Magic"?
Jonas: No, I'm prepared to die.
Rank: Regular Character
December 15th, 2010 4:15 PM
Bonnie thinking: Should I keep smiling pretending that I like him.
Jonas thinking: This is a Bennet witch so I could get Luka to befriend her to my advantage.
Luka: Awkward!
December 14th, 2010 9:59 PM
Luca wanna go out
Bonnie damn your not damon salvatore
December 13th, 2010 10:52 PM
Boonie: Can I have 20 dollars to pay my meal, I will pay later. Luka: sure my darling
Jonas thinking: She is never giving it back is she? Jonas reads Bonnies mind: I am certaintly not giving it back. What Boonie does:Bonnie was about to put money down but ran away with Jeremy.
Bonnie says: Suckers
WHAT Bonnie does: takes her fake teeth off and takes off wig Luka: What happened? Jonas: Even I don't understand after 47 years.
Luka: You are 47? Jonas: No I had a cake last year that 70.
Luca: Really?
Jonas: NOOOOOOOOO
Luca: You are so unclear sometimes.
Jonas: Make one of your friends drive you home, cause I am not.Bye son.
Luca: Bye daddy. Oh and I made this card in art.
Jonas: Son this is a picture of you in Bonnie in hearts.
Luca: OPPPPSSSS sorry. Take this.
Jonas: This is a coupon for ice cream and I will just leave... Silence
December 13th, 2010 10:02 PM
Bonnie: Caroline's so gonna eat you.
December 13th, 2010 9:03 PM
Bonnie:hey semas finnagan, my boyfriend, is here! Wait a minuet ....... Your not Seamus! Get away from me-hey look hot guy. So..... Do you play witchcraft??????
Seamus:Bonnie, how could you?!?!!?First Damon then Jeremy and now him? How many times are you gonna cheat on me?!?!?!
Bonnie: Why do you keep stalking me!!!!!!!!???????(Does mind thingy and Seamus leaves the room)you didnt see anything!
Luca: Was that your boyfriend?
Bonnie:all i saw was some creepy dude i dont know....*thinking*(phew that was close)
Rank: Extra
December 13th, 2010 2:44 PM
Bonnie: thank god, I was beginning to think people from Mystic Falls hated black people. And if they actually do, they will be dead in no time like the others, unless they leave soon.