The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 38

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There was an interesting theme to many of this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest entries:

A lot of readers commented on the unusual, perhaps controversially fact that all African-American characters on the show are witches or warlocks. Because she was one of the first to do so, in a pithy manner, "christy" has won this week's contest.

Congratulations to that winner and thank you to everyone who participated. The winning submission is below.


Hey, you're black! You must be a witch.

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Bonnie: "Oh so your warlocks too huh? Is every black person in this town a witch? Jesus..."


Bonnie: Screw Jeremy and Damon...I want a real man...


Bonnie *thinking* maybe i can read his mind
Jonas: you cant read minds but i can
Bonnie: how can you do it?
Jonas: see you're originally from the vampire diaries, i on the other hand come from twilight SEE ME SHINE!!!!


Bonnie: So, are you two prepared to hear my version of Queen's "Kind of Magic"?
Jonas: No, I'm prepared to die.


Bonnie thinking: Should I keep smiling pretending that I like him.
Jonas thinking: This is a Bennet witch so I could get Luka to befriend her to my advantage.
Luka: Awkward!


Luca wanna go out
Bonnie damn your not damon salvatore


Boonie: Can I have 20 dollars to pay my meal, I will pay later. Luka: sure my darling
Jonas thinking: She is never giving it back is she? Jonas reads Bonnies mind: I am certaintly not giving it back. What Boonie does:Bonnie was about to put money down but ran away with Jeremy.
Bonnie says: Suckers
WHAT Bonnie does: takes her fake teeth off and takes off wig Luka: What happened? Jonas: Even I don't understand after 47 years.
Luka: You are 47? Jonas: No I had a cake last year that 70.
Luca: Really?
Luca: You are so unclear sometimes.
Jonas: Make one of your friends drive you home, cause I am not.Bye son.
Luca: Bye daddy. Oh and I made this card in art.
Jonas: Son this is a picture of you in Bonnie in hearts.
Luca: OPPPPSSSS sorry. Take this.
Jonas: This is a coupon for ice cream and I will just leave... Silence


Bonnie: Caroline's so gonna eat you.


Bonnie:hey semas finnagan, my boyfriend, is here! Wait a minuet ....... Your not Seamus! Get away from me-hey look hot guy. So..... Do you play witchcraft??????
Seamus:Bonnie, how could you?!?!!?First Damon then Jeremy and now him? How many times are you gonna cheat on me?!?!?!
Bonnie: Why do you keep stalking me!!!!!!!!???????(Does mind thingy and Seamus leaves the room)you didnt see anything!
Luca: Was that your boyfriend?
Bonnie:all i saw was some creepy dude i dont know....*thinking*(phew that was close)


Bonnie: thank god, I was beginning to think people from Mystic Falls hated black people. And if they actually do, they will be dead in no time like the others, unless they leave soon.

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Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]