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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 38

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There was an interesting theme to many of this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest entries:

A lot of readers commented on the unusual, perhaps controversially fact that all African-American characters on the show are witches or warlocks. Because she was one of the first to do so, in a pithy manner, "christy" has won this week's contest.

Congratulations to that winner and thank you to everyone who participated. The winning submission is below.

Warlock!

Hey, you're black! You must be a witch.

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Jonas: So, Haaaaave you met Luka?

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Bonnie: Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy witch around here!

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Jonas says......."Look I keep telling you, you can't be a Witch if you keep forgetting to cast spells!"

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Jonas: Your a wtch aren't you
Bonnie: Yes and your old, aren't you?

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bonnie: can you help me? Jonas: with what? Luka stop looking at her, has she hypnotized you already??? Luka: me likey and will give her all my powers =) Jonas: what have you done!!!!!! Bonnie: i will do anything to help elaina ANYTHING (scary smirk) your next jonas muhahahhahahaha!

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Jonas: "Hey, you're pretty! Do you want to date my son? He's not creepy, or hiding anything, I swear!"
Bonnie: "But I kind of got this crush thing going on with Jeremy-my BFF's younger brother..."
Luka: "Yeah, but I'm a warlock, and our relationship would be more politically correct."
Bonnie: "But Jeremy's soooo hot..."
Jonas: Or we could have a little three-way action- you, my son, and me..."
Bonnie:"Hmmm... you are completely engrossed with my cleavage. And it could be sex magic! I bet we could get rid of the vamps and wolves with all of that power flying around!"
Luka: "Sounds like a win-win to me!"

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Bonnie: (thinking to herself) I can't believe there's two more black people in Mystic Falls!
Luka: (thinking to himself) OMG- there's actually a black chick here!
Bonnie: (to Jonas) "Can you teach me a spell to make me act more ghetto?"
Jonas: "Well- in this town, people would probably think you're possessed if you do. Talking in Ebonics... could be misconstrued as a demon language."
Luka: (to Bonnie) "Yeah- besides- wouldn't you rather learn to oh, I don't know, say.. stop a psycho old vampire from killing your family and friends?"
Bonnie: "Well- maybe you can teach me that next..."

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Bonnie: (thinking) just smile, maybe he won't notice that I have no clevage to show. Wait, maybe that's why he's not smiling. Dang it, I knew I should of done my big boobie spell!
Jonas: (thinking) Damn girl, don't you know you can do the big boobie spell, you ARE a witch.
Luka: (thinking) She's pretty!

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Luka: Dad, this is Bonnie. She's a with too.
Bonnie: It's nice to meet you. Finaly, I have someone to talk to who can relate to what all I'm going through.
Jonas: It's nice to meet you Bonnie, my son has told me all about you. (meanwhile, he's thinking) I am actualy up to no good with Elijah & you have no clue whats going on or whats going to happpen. My son is a perfect decoy(:
Bonnie: (thinking) Luka's so hot & he's a witch too, yay!
Luka: (thinking) She's so fine.
Jonas: (thinking) teenager's! Luka, keep your head in the game.

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Bonnie: You are so old you took history classes with Shakespeare
Luka: oooooooooooooo
Jonas:Your face is so plastic that that that ....dangit
Luka: Dad we don't say dangit anymore and You Just Got SERVED
Jonas: Luka remeber your new car its gone and Bonnie respect your elders.
Bonnie: what age dude

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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