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Even though your one of the bad guys, you ae still looking at my chest.
Bonnie: "You know, your x-ray vision is getting really annoying!"
Bonnie thinks "Excellent nose. Hopefully I can make it bleed soon'!
"oh, I can see right through you, mister... Literally"
Bonnie thinks: Luka is smiling because he likes me. Im smiling because Im the only witch the Salvatores get along with. I guess his dad isnt smiling because he knows im right.
Bonnie thinks: Luka is smiling because he likes me but his dad isnt. I guess his dad can read minds cause im thinking something awful about his son
Ummm...I hope no one smells that. I'll just keep smiling, maube they won't notice.
"That's right old man....I'm the head witch here and don't you forget it!"
I don't care how much you smile, 20% off for witches day is Tuesday, not Thursday!!
Bonnie thinking: I know your up to something but I just don't know what.
Bonnie*thinking* wow he's hotter then his son.
Bonnie-thinking finally some normal people smile be nice don't mess up waitbwhy can't I get any feeling off them damn damn damn just when I thought they were normal oh well atleast their Hott
Bonnie: JuJust cause you think you're some big-bad warlock, it doesn't mean you can stare down my shirt! Besides, I'll be sleeping with your son in no time.
Jonas: You take care of my boy, all right?
Jonas: You gonna make me a grandpa so young??
"I know I look innocent, but I can kill you with my arm hairs."
Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?
Bonnie: This is kinda awkward, I dont know who to look at!. Luka: I'll just stare at her, til she looks at me! I hope she looks at me.
Girl:i just farted hope he cant smell it!?
Guy:wow does she really smell like that!?!
Bonnie: hmm I wonder if I left something at home? Luka: she has nice boobs!
Jonas & Luca: (thinking) That guy has an AMAZING hat...
LUKA:THINKING THIS CHICK IS TOTALLY HOT
BONNIE:THINKING I'M SO NOT BUYING THIS GUY A DRINK
Bonnie: Sorry I almost killed your son!
Jonas (thinking): Oh Bonnie, how naive you are...
Your Shipment Of Failure Has Been Delivered Luca
Luka: *thinking* Bonnie? Can you hear me?
Bonnie: *thinking* Yes.
Luka: *thinking* The guy to your left is grabbing that girl's butt.
Bonnie: *thinking* OMG! You're right, he is. Crap! What was you're dad saying?
Luka: *thinking* Just keep smiling at him and he'll think you've been listening the whole time. That's what I do.