The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 38

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There was an interesting theme to many of this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest entries:

A lot of readers commented on the unusual, perhaps controversially fact that all African-American characters on the show are witches or warlocks. Because she was one of the first to do so, in a pithy manner, "christy" has won this week's contest.

Congratulations to that winner and thank you to everyone who participated. The winning submission is below.


Hey, you're black! You must be a witch.

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Jonas: So, Haaaaave you met Luka?


Bonnie: Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy witch around here!


Jonas says......."Look I keep telling you, you can't be a Witch if you keep forgetting to cast spells!"


Jonas: Your a wtch aren't you
Bonnie: Yes and your old, aren't you?


bonnie: can you help me? Jonas: with what? Luka stop looking at her, has she hypnotized you already??? Luka: me likey and will give her all my powers =) Jonas: what have you done!!!!!! Bonnie: i will do anything to help elaina ANYTHING (scary smirk) your next jonas muhahahhahahaha!


Jonas: "Hey, you're pretty! Do you want to date my son? He's not creepy, or hiding anything, I swear!"
Bonnie: "But I kind of got this crush thing going on with Jeremy-my BFF's younger brother..."
Luka: "Yeah, but I'm a warlock, and our relationship would be more politically correct."
Bonnie: "But Jeremy's soooo hot..."
Jonas: Or we could have a little three-way action- you, my son, and me..."
Bonnie:"Hmmm... you are completely engrossed with my cleavage. And it could be sex magic! I bet we could get rid of the vamps and wolves with all of that power flying around!"
Luka: "Sounds like a win-win to me!"


Bonnie: (thinking to herself) I can't believe there's two more black people in Mystic Falls!
Luka: (thinking to himself) OMG- there's actually a black chick here!
Bonnie: (to Jonas) "Can you teach me a spell to make me act more ghetto?"
Jonas: "Well- in this town, people would probably think you're possessed if you do. Talking in Ebonics... could be misconstrued as a demon language."
Luka: (to Bonnie) "Yeah- besides- wouldn't you rather learn to oh, I don't know, say.. stop a psycho old vampire from killing your family and friends?"
Bonnie: "Well- maybe you can teach me that next..."


Bonnie: (thinking) just smile, maybe he won't notice that I have no clevage to show. Wait, maybe that's why he's not smiling. Dang it, I knew I should of done my big boobie spell!
Jonas: (thinking) Damn girl, don't you know you can do the big boobie spell, you ARE a witch.
Luka: (thinking) She's pretty!


Luka: Dad, this is Bonnie. She's a with too.
Bonnie: It's nice to meet you. Finaly, I have someone to talk to who can relate to what all I'm going through.
Jonas: It's nice to meet you Bonnie, my son has told me all about you. (meanwhile, he's thinking) I am actualy up to no good with Elijah & you have no clue whats going on or whats going to happpen. My son is a perfect decoy(:
Bonnie: (thinking) Luka's so hot & he's a witch too, yay!
Luka: (thinking) She's so fine.
Jonas: (thinking) teenager's! Luka, keep your head in the game.


Bonnie: You are so old you took history classes with Shakespeare
Luka: oooooooooooooo
Jonas:Your face is so plastic that that that ....dangit
Luka: Dad we don't say dangit anymore and You Just Got SERVED
Jonas: Luka remeber your new car its gone and Bonnie respect your elders.
Bonnie: what age dude

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You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.


When 9 Russians tell you you're drunk, you lie down.

Enzo [to Bonnie]