The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries

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  1. damoncrazy

    Caroline: Okay im taking notes in my head and on paper. Run me through it again!
    Stefan:*sigh* Caroline..... its simple.1+1=2.
    Caroline: No it doesnt! It equals 5!!!!
    Stefan: Carolin! Whatch my hands.(puts up one finger)one(puts up another finger)plus one (shows both fingers) is two.
    Caroline:oohhhhhh
    Stefan:Finally!!!!!
    Caroline: i even have a way to remember it!
    Stefan: how?
    Caroline:Damon plus Elena equals the perfect match!
    Stefan What!
    Caroline:oh crap oh crap!Find a happy place!FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!!

  2. damoncrazy

    Stefan: And then do you know what she did?
    Caroline(submerged: What?!
    Stefan: She told me she loved me>
    Caroline:no way!!!!!!! I am SOOOOOOOO tweeting this. How do you spell Kathrin? And Drama?

  3. Chair4ever+TVD
    Rank: Extra

    Caroline: you know Stefan Tyler is actually really hot when he's a wolf and has all the hair and the fangs.
    Stefan: Ewww! Caroline listen to me very carefully Tyler is FAT!
    Caroline: why so hateful Stefan? Oooo your jelous wait till I tell Elena!!!

  4. aura
    Rank: Extra

    Caroline : Stefan , there's no need to point your fingers twords me ; i'm not the only girl in Mystic Falls who gets kissed by two guys..

  5. monica

    Stefan: No, no, no! You see, Angel and Cordelia fell in love after they both moved to L.A., and not while they were in Sunnydale and Angel was with Buffy. And besides, he was in love with Buffy the whole time! It was Cordelia's amnesia that resulted in her sleeping with Connor.

    Caroline: ...It still doesn't make sense.

  6. MC

    Stefan: Real vampires scowl and brood. Think Spike or Angel.

  7. KelseyRemi

    Stefan: Okay Caroline, I know your still pretty new here so im gonna break it down for you...you got you warsity jocks(Matt & Tyler), JV jocks, asian nerds, cool asians, unfriendly black witches(Bonnie and Luca), girls who eat their feelings, girls who dont know anything(Jenna), Sexually active band members, the best people you'll ever meet (Stefan and Elena), and the worst (Damon)...

  8. crazyC

    Seriously Caroline, who haven't you told in Mystic Falls that you are a vampire. I know what I am buying you for Christmas a muzzle, ohh wait you can borrow Tylers.

  9. rose

    lol @moi- urs was awesome!

  10. Mikaela

    People watcing the show: Is Mystic Grill the only Bar/Restaurant/Human,Vampire and everything in between Social Reunion Place in All Mystic Falls??

  11. Mikaela

    Stefan: the producers thought we could use some girl power...and that is why we want you to be part of Team Badass

  12. Mikaela

    Stefan: She's with Damon, isn't she?
    Caroline: No! iughh! (thinking) you have serious self-steem isues, not that I blame you, Damon is HOT! and he has this abs that...wait is Stefan still talking to me...ah... nod and smile, just nod and smile...

  13. Mikaela

    Matt: what is Caroline doing with Stefan?! Why does he gets to steal all my girls?! I swear I'm going to walk around in only a wife beater more often, maybe start lifting weigths...

  14. Mikaela

    Caroline(thinking): Can't read my poker face...

  15. Sarah

    Caroline: I can Focus on stefan i can do this not well i tried now i can start pretendig that i know what he is talking about....
    Stefan: Finally she understands me i and i always thought she was a dumb blond.
    Stefan asks a Question
    Caroline: huh what were you talking about ???
    Stefan: agghhhh CAROLINE !!!
    Caroline:sorry :(
    xD

  16. aura
    Rank: Extra

    Stefan : Wait , Caroline , there is no Santa????????

  17. aura
    Rank: Extra

    Stefan : Caroline , why are still here?Damon is naked right now in a shower with another woman?Don't you read the script anymore?

  18. vampirediariesknowitall

    Caroline: why can't we be like the Cullens?
    Stefan: Caroline, i'm gonna tell you this for the 100th time! Edward Cullen doesn't exist!!!!
    Caroline: yes he does i saw him in a movie
    Stefan: dear god.

  19. KalijahQueen (TeamElijah4ever)
    Rank: Leading Character

    Stefan: You seriously gonna tell me that you killed Bugs Bunny???

  20. moi

    Stefan: But friday really doesn't work for me! I seriously need to move my hair appointment to saturday. Will you swap?

  21. karen taylor

    Let's not argue; remember, we just came to get a quick bite before the show starts, so let's hit the ladies' room and wing it on out of here.

  22. elliexxx

    Caroline will you pass me the damn ketchup & stop staring at me.

  23. Mrs. Damon Salvatore

    It's Stefan people, get it right.
    Not Stephan nor Stephen
    STEFAN!!!
    Gosh....

  24. Jessie B.

    I dont care HOW many times you flex your fingers together.. I just DONT GET IT!!

  25. Denise Botwright Lugano Denise Botwright Lugano
    Rank: New User

    Let's try it again. Here is the Church, here is the steeple......


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