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Caroline: Okay im taking notes in my head and on paper. Run me through it again!
Stefan:*sigh* Caroline..... its simple.1+1=2.
Caroline: No it doesnt! It equals 5!!!!
Stefan: Carolin! Whatch my hands.(puts up one finger)one(puts up another finger)plus one (shows both fingers) is two.
Caroline: i even have a way to remember it!
Caroline:Damon plus Elena equals the perfect match!
Caroline:oh crap oh crap!Find a happy place!FIND A HAPPY PLACE!!!
Stefan: And then do you know what she did?
Stefan: She told me she loved me>
Caroline:no way!!!!!!! I am SOOOOOOOO tweeting this. How do you spell Kathrin? And Drama?
Caroline: you know Stefan Tyler is actually really hot when he's a wolf and has all the hair and the fangs.
Stefan: Ewww! Caroline listen to me very carefully Tyler is FAT!
Caroline: why so hateful Stefan? Oooo your jelous wait till I tell Elena!!!
Caroline : Stefan , there's no need to point your fingers twords me ; i'm not the only girl in Mystic Falls who gets kissed by two guys..
Stefan: No, no, no! You see, Angel and Cordelia fell in love after they both moved to L.A., and not while they were in Sunnydale and Angel was with Buffy. And besides, he was in love with Buffy the whole time! It was Cordelia's amnesia that resulted in her sleeping with Connor.
Caroline: ...It still doesn't make sense.
Stefan: Real vampires scowl and brood. Think Spike or Angel.
Stefan: Okay Caroline, I know your still pretty new here so im gonna break it down for you...you got you warsity jocks(Matt & Tyler), JV jocks, asian nerds, cool asians, unfriendly black witches(Bonnie and Luca), girls who eat their feelings, girls who dont know anything(Jenna), Sexually active band members, the best people you'll ever meet (Stefan and Elena), and the worst (Damon)...
Seriously Caroline, who haven't you told in Mystic Falls that you are a vampire. I know what I am buying you for Christmas a muzzle, ohh wait you can borrow Tylers.
lol @moi- urs was awesome!
People watcing the show: Is Mystic Grill the only Bar/Restaurant/Human,Vampire and everything in between Social Reunion Place in All Mystic Falls??
Stefan: the producers thought we could use some girl power...and that is why we want you to be part of Team Badass
Stefan: She's with Damon, isn't she?
Caroline: No! iughh! (thinking) you have serious self-steem isues, not that I blame you, Damon is HOT! and he has this abs that...wait is Stefan still talking to me...ah... nod and smile, just nod and smile...
Matt: what is Caroline doing with Stefan?! Why does he gets to steal all my girls?! I swear I'm going to walk around in only a wife beater more often, maybe start lifting weigths...
Caroline(thinking): Can't read my poker face...
Caroline: I can Focus on stefan i can do this not well i tried now i can start pretendig that i know what he is talking about....
Stefan: Finally she understands me i and i always thought she was a dumb blond.
Stefan asks a Question
Caroline: huh what were you talking about ???
Stefan: agghhhh CAROLINE !!!
Stefan : Wait , Caroline , there is no Santa????????
Stefan : Caroline , why are still here?Damon is naked right now in a shower with another woman?Don't you read the script anymore?
Caroline: why can't we be like the Cullens?
Stefan: Caroline, i'm gonna tell you this for the 100th time! Edward Cullen doesn't exist!!!!
Caroline: yes he does i saw him in a movie
Stefan: dear god.
Stefan: You seriously gonna tell me that you killed Bugs Bunny???
Stefan: But friday really doesn't work for me! I seriously need to move my hair appointment to saturday. Will you swap?
Let's not argue; remember, we just came to get a quick bite before the show starts, so let's hit the ladies' room and wing it on out of here.
Caroline will you pass me the damn ketchup & stop staring at me.
It's Stefan people, get it right.
Not Stephan nor Stephen
I dont care HOW many times you flex your fingers together.. I just DONT GET IT!!
Let's try it again. Here is the Church, here is the steeple......