The Vampire Diaries

The Vampire Diaries

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  1. katie

    elana : oh god stefan's going to propose he doesnt no that i love damon !!! help me elijah
    elijah: this is for you to deal with of you go ( this is more of a torcher then i was planning )

  2. TVDobsessesd

    elijah:oh my god! stefan's with another girl.
    elena: that b****h is dead!

  3. TVDobsessesd

    elena: klaus is gonna kill me
    elijah: been there, done that

  4. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Elena: There is a crow in your living room.
    Elijah: Yeah, so??
    Elena: My best friend is a witch and I've spent enough time with her to know that crows and fog are bad news in this town.
    Elijah: Rose? Where's my gun?
    Rose: You're a vampire, you idiot. Just snap it's neck or somehting.
    Elijah: But, it's looking right at me, Rose.
    Elena: Umm, do you two need a moment?
    Rose and Elijah: NO!

  5. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Elena: Umm, Elijah?
    Elijah: Yes?
    Elena: I don't feed on people. I'm . . . I'm not a vampire.
    Elijah: If you don't eat with me, you won't eat at all.
    Elena: Fine!
    Elija: Fine! Then go ahead and STARVE!

  6. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Elijah: Elena, meet my new dancer, Katherine, from Bulgaria.
    Elena: Hi.
    Elijah: Katherine, meet Elena, from Virgina.
    Katherine: Zdrasti.
    Elijah: So, what brings you here on this balmy summer night, Elena?
    Elena: You had some idiot kidnap me, remember?

  7. heavenscent9222
    Rank: Guest Star

    Elijah: Elena, is your arm bleeding?
    Elena: No. Rose was sucking down the blood bags from your suitcase and I tried to stop her.
    Elijah: ROSE!
    Rose: Would you believe me if I said I don't know what she's talking about?

  8. Kali
    Rank: New User

    Hey! stop looking at my boyfriend's butt!

  9. AngeLica Escribano

    ELENA: "STEFAN, HELP!!"

    ELIJAH: "IF CHRIS BROWN CAN GET AWAY WITH IT, WHY CAN'T I?" "NOW GET OVER HERE, ELENA!"

  10. AngeLica Escribano

    ELENA: "ELIJAH, OH NO ITS MY TURN FOR THE INTERVIEW WITH BRAD PITT AND TOM CRUISE."

  11. Yesenia Escribano

    Who will be the next top vampire in Mystic Fall? Elena, the beautiful succulent brunette that came from Degrassi, or Elijah, the fierce vampire, that came out of nowhere? Stay tuned to the next episode of America's Next Top Vampire.

  12. HannVc

    Elijah: See i told you i could compel myself,

    Elena: oooooo? can you do any other tricks?

  13. Yesenia Escribano

    I'm more than just an option (hey hey hey)

    Elena: Drake? What are you doing here, this is vampire diaries, not Degrassi..

    Drake: I refuse to be forgotten...(hey hey hey)

  14. AngeLica Escribano

    ELIJAH: "YOU GOT A FREAKIN DART IN YOUR ARM!"

    ELENA: "I LIKE YOU, BUT YOUR CRAZY,MAN!"

  15. Yesenia Escribano

    Sloth (from Goonies): HEY YOU GUUUUUUYS!!!!!!!

  16. damoncrazy

    Elena: is that.....?
    Elija: it is.....!
    Both:Damon shirtless!!!!!!!!

  17. damoncrazy

    Elena: is that.....?
    Elija: it is.....!
    Both:Damon shirtless!!!!!!!!
    Rose: Yeah! Well i SLEPT with damon shirless!!!!!!
    Elena: WHy you little!!!!!! im supposed to do that when i finally realize im in love with him!!!!!!
    Elija: Cat fight!!!!!

  18. katie

    elana : oh god hes going to propose he doesnt no about damon help me elijah
    elijah: this is for you to deal with of you go ( this is more of a torcher then i was planning )

  19. Kmon14

    sorry I missed some words !

    ELENA: ELIJAH ! HELP ME ! A MONSTER ATTACKED ME ! HE WAS BIG, AND RED, RED AS A DEMON. HE HAS A 3 FT. BEARD- A LONG ONE. HE IS OLD, JUDGING BY HIS LOOKS HE'S OLD AND POWERFUL, I THINK HE'S MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU ! OH MY GOD ! I WISH STEFAN AND DAMON ARE HERE TO SAVE ME ! ELIJAH, PLS. HELP ME !!!


    ELIJAH: SHUT YOUR MOUTH ELENA ! IT'S SANTA CLAUSE.

  20. Kmon14

    ELENA: ELIJAH ! HELP ME ! A MONSTER ATTACKED ME ! HE WAS BIG, AND RED, RED AS A DEMON. HE HAS A 3 FT. BEARD- A LONG ONE. HE IS OLD, JUDGING BY HIS LOOKS HE'S OLD AND POWERFUL, I THINK MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU ! OH MY GOD ! I WISH STEFAN AND DAMON ARE HERE TO SAVE ME ! ELIJAH, PLS. HELP ME !!!


    ELIJAH: SHUT YOUR MOUTH ELENA ! IT'S SANTA CLAUSE.

  21. TVDobsessesd

    oh my god! justin bieber has a six pack?

  22. AngeLica Escribano

    ROSE COMPELLS ELENA AND ELIJAH TO SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM

    (ELJIAH HUMS WHILE ELENA SINGs..BOTH STARRING AT THE AMERICAN FLAG)

    ELENA:"OH SAY CAN YOU SEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIGHT...."

  23. Yesenia Escribano

    PRRRRT
    Elena(startled, wispers to Elijah): What was that?
    Elijah sniffs the air...searching for the culprit

  24. Yesenia Escribano

    Rose: This is what I think of Twilight, I call it half moon, haha, get it?
    Elena (to director): where'd you find this chic?

  25. Angelica Escribano

    ELENA: "Whisper that again, this time directly in my ear, Elijah." Elijah:"I am not going to kill you just yet." ELENA:"Good, now i still have more time to do another kissing scene with Ian, oops i mean DamOn."


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