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Elana: I don't know what to be more scared about; the fact that I'm bleeding in a room full of vampires, or the fact that there is another hot vampire on this show.
Elena (thinking): "If I look shocked, no one will notice me flipping Rose the bird for sleeping with Damon!"
Elijah: Those salvatore brothers are too fine
Elana: Hello Bleeding over here!
elena:but the milk and cookies are still there! santa klaus took away r presents!
elijah: and house-keeping
Elena: damn I think stevan just split the ketchup on my dress again Elijah: god that guy is such a clown Elena: well, I do love a funny guy Elijah: hey, hello elena what about me? I'm fit and funny too Elena: but you look like a bit of a drip! And stefans my boy!!!
(as in superbad)
Elijah:(smelling blood) where you dancing with some chick in there?
Elena: yeah so?... (looks to arm) oh eww! why is there blood? oh god! someone perioded on my arm? I think I'm gonna barf!
Elijah:(scans room) okay, enough talk it's lunchtime.
Elena: what's that over there.
Elijah: not sure
Rose: oh that's the room where we are holding the cast of Heroes hostage, for later.
Elijah and Elena: why??
Rose: Tvfanatic.com is paying us to capture all of the cast and bring them to them, so they can give them 4 tv seasons worth of pain and torture
Elijah: Who is that?
Elena: My boyfriend..
Stephan with his cell: Sorry sweetie, just updating my Facebook status.
Elena: Wha.. Wait getting a text.(pulls out cell)
Elijah: Whats it say.
Elena: from Facebook "Stephan Salvatore: about to open a can of whoop @ss with 'tagged' Damon Salvatore and save Elena, almost forgot my 'hey it's Tuesday face" it already has 2 likes... From Damon and Caroline..
ELENA: Look Out Elijah, I told you my men are coming to kick your ass!!!
ELIJAH: WHO?! The SALVATORES... OMG... MY PANTS ARE ALREADY WET!
Elena: What the heck is that!?
Elijah: The monkey from Chris Griffen's closset. And yes, we have that too.
okay. Elijah. Seriously now... How do i get this blood stain off of my sweater?
Is that Alexander Skarsgaard?
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Satan Klaus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He'll kill you if you're a vampire
So hide for goodness sake
Satan's a busy man he has no time to play
He's got millions of people to kill on Christmas day
Satan Klaus is coming to town
Elena an Elijah: wtf?
Elena&Elijah (thinking): if we ignore him, he'll go away...
Elena: God! twiligth is invading us...
Elena : Jeremy I'd said you don't to amuse you with the ketchup, I have height of it my pullover. I'm French so i don't know if my text is just grammatically
Elena: Oops... I think we're caught Elijah
Elijah: I think so too
Uh oh Elena, looks like it's Mr. Klaus not Mr. Claus that's coming to town this year, and from where he's standing you have been a very naughty girl this year. Here's hoping Elijah can keep his word.
Nina- why is the ptc picketing our set?
Elijah: Lets Goo, I Gotta Kill You
Elena:(Sticks Middle Finger Out)
Elijah:"No thanks, I dont want to see something thats just been up your @$$."
Elijah: See? I told you Santa's not real...its just Jenna.
Elena: SO SANTAS NOT REAL??!!
Elijah: why is stefan just standing there reading his text ?
Stefan: omg , its from A .. 'im still watching bitches' ..
Elena: omigosh .. shes everywhere ..
Elija: so this is what we get for not letting her on the show ?!
Elena: Oh my God... look at that shower curtain on Shelly Beach. She looks a hot - can I still say tranny mess?
Elijah: No, I think that's over.
ELENA: "Elijah, is she still looking at us?"
ELIJAH: "I don't know, I don't want to look that way. Let's just keep looking at the door and maybe she will go away."
Elena: is that Damon kissing Katherine?
Elijah: damn, I was rooting for delena
Elena: this shows f*cked up, I just realised I love em' both, now he goes back to that bitch! I wish I'd taken the role of Naomi on 90210....