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Rank: Extra
December 27th, 2010 7:46 PM
Elana: I don't know what to be more scared about; the fact that I'm bleeding in a room full of vampires, or the fact that there is another hot vampire on this show.
Rank: Regular Character
December 27th, 2010 3:20 PM
Elena (thinking): "If I look shocked, no one will notice me flipping Rose the bird for sleeping with Damon!"
December 27th, 2010 2:56 PM
Elijah: Those salvatore brothers are too fine
Elana: Hello Bleeding over here!
December 27th, 2010 11:23 AM
elena:but the milk and cookies are still there! santa klaus took away r presents!
elijah: and house-keeping
December 27th, 2010 10:19 AM
Elena: damn I think stevan just split the ketchup on my dress again Elijah: god that guy is such a clown Elena: well, I do love a funny guy Elijah: hey, hello elena what about me? I'm fit and funny too Elena: but you look like a bit of a drip! And stefans my boy!!!
December 27th, 2010 7:15 AM
(as in superbad)
Elijah:(smelling blood) where you dancing with some chick in there?
Elena: yeah so?... (looks to arm) oh eww! why is there blood? oh god! someone perioded on my arm? I think I'm gonna barf!
Elijah:(scans room) okay, enough talk it's lunchtime.
Rank: Extra
December 27th, 2010 5:24 AM
Elena: what's that over there.
Elijah: not sure
Rose: oh that's the room where we are holding the cast of Heroes hostage, for later.
Elijah and Elena: why??
Rose: Tvfanatic.com is paying us to capture all of the cast and bring them to them, so they can give them 4 tv seasons worth of pain and torture
Rank: Extra
December 27th, 2010 5:18 AM
Elijah: Who is that?
Elena: My boyfriend..
Stephan with his cell: Sorry sweetie, just updating my Facebook status.
Elena: Wha.. Wait getting a text.(pulls out cell)
Elijah: Whats it say.
Elena: from Facebook "Stephan Salvatore: about to open a can of whoop @ss with 'tagged' Damon Salvatore and save Elena, almost forgot my 'hey it's Tuesday face" it already has 2 likes... From Damon and Caroline..
December 27th, 2010 4:46 AM
ELENA: Look Out Elijah, I told you my men are coming to kick your ass!!!
ELIJAH: WHO?! The SALVATORES... OMG... MY PANTS ARE ALREADY WET!
Rank: Extra
December 27th, 2010 12:50 AM
Elena: What the heck is that!?
Elijah: The monkey from Chris Griffen's closset. And yes, we have that too.
Rank: Extra
December 26th, 2010 4:20 PM
okay. Elijah. Seriously now... How do i get this blood stain off of my sweater?
December 26th, 2010 4:17 PM
Is that Alexander Skarsgaard?
December 26th, 2010 4:07 PM
You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Satan Klaus is coming to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He'll kill you if you're a vampire
So hide for goodness sake
Satan's a busy man he has no time to play
He's got millions of people to kill on Christmas day
Satan Klaus is coming to town
Elena an Elijah: wtf?
December 26th, 2010 3:42 PM
Elena&Elijah (thinking): if we ignore him, he'll go away...
December 26th, 2010 3:37 PM
Elena: God! twiligth is invading us...
December 26th, 2010 7:57 AM
Elena : Jeremy I'd said you don't to amuse you with the ketchup, I have height of it my pullover. I'm French so i don't know if my text is just grammatically
Rank: Guest Star
December 26th, 2010 6:21 AM
Elena: Oops... I think we're caught Elijah
Elijah: I think so too
December 26th, 2010 3:33 AM
Uh oh Elena, looks like it's Mr. Klaus not Mr. Claus that's coming to town this year, and from where he's standing you have been a very naughty girl this year. Here's hoping Elijah can keep his word.
December 26th, 2010 12:27 AM
Nina- why is the ptc picketing our set?
December 25th, 2010 11:24 PM
Elijah: Lets Goo, I Gotta Kill You
Elena:(Sticks Middle Finger Out)
Elijah:"No thanks, I dont want to see something thats just been up your @$$."
December 25th, 2010 5:24 PM
Elijah: See? I told you Santa's not real...its just Jenna.
Elena: SO SANTAS NOT REAL??!!
December 25th, 2010 5:13 PM
Elijah: why is stefan just standing there reading his text ?
Stefan: omg , its from A .. 'im still watching bitches' ..
Elena: omigosh .. shes everywhere ..
Elija: so this is what we get for not letting her on the show ?!
December 25th, 2010 3:44 PM
Elena: Oh my God... look at that shower curtain on Shelly Beach. She looks a hot - can I still say tranny mess?
Elijah: No, I think that's over.
December 25th, 2010 3:25 PM
ELENA: "Elijah, is she still looking at us?"
ELIJAH: "I don't know, I don't want to look that way. Let's just keep looking at the door and maybe she will go away."
December 25th, 2010 2:59 PM
Elena: is that Damon kissing Katherine?
Elijah: damn, I was rooting for delena
Elena: this shows f*cked up, I just realised I love em' both, now he goes back to that bitch! I wish I'd taken the role of Naomi on 90210....