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Elena : Who are you, and what are you doing !?
Elijah : Parent Television Concil Police Dpt. You are under arrest for "sexualized content" in this show. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.
Oh my god. is that a mirror? because katherine's in the tomb. how on earth is there another one looking like ME?
Elena: Psssh... What are they doing?
Elijah: If only I knew.
Elena:"OMG!!!! Santa Klaus is coming!!!!"
(Looking in a mirror)
Elijah: Who cares about Damon and Stephan, See we make a hot couple
Elena: okk? tell your self what ever makes it easier for you to sleep at night.
Elena: What is a little girl doing here?
Elijah: Yeah that's Klaus, all intimidating and stuff *scoffs*
1) Elijah: I am Vampire but I can resist blood when it comes to precious Ellena
2) Elijah: I can't look at her, she has blood on her and director doesn't want me to lunch on her yet.
3) Ellena; i don't want to go out with you
4) Elijah: lets run away
5) Elijah: Come with me I am better Vampire than Staphen
Stefan this is't was it looks like! i'm not with him!!!!
Elena: WHAT!? Im too old for Christmas presents?!
E: OMG what is that guy doing?
E: I think he just took a dump on my rug!
You wanna go Where and do What??
Elena: maybe if we act like we are stare intently, people will think we are doing something...
haha elijah looks wierd
Elena: Wait, what just happened?
[whispers] do you think I could fit into something like that? The blood is a bit much, but the style...
Elena: Is that your car alarm going off or mine?
OMG! That bitch just sat on my arm!
Elijah: All right. Now I'm gonna kill this dopple-mangler.
Announcer guy: Need a moment?
Elijah takes out a Twix bar.
Announcer: Chew it over with Twix!
Elena: Is that Klaus?
Elijah: Yeah. This won't hurt a bit!
OMG.. can you believe that is what we got for christmas?
OMG.. do you believe that is what we got for christmas?
Elena: "Rose, help me! I'm getting kidnapped by Johnny Cash!"
(Johnny Cash = the man in black... ha ha.. ha)
elijah = omg you know damon salvatore?
elena= well duh he has only been lusting after me for months now.
elijah = really do you think you could introduce me to him he has the most beautiful eyes...omg is that him? ...hows my hair?
elijah= omg you know damon salavatore?
elena= well duh ive only had him lusting after me for months.
elijah = really could you introduce me he has the most beautiful eyes omg is that him ...oh god hows my hair?
IS it just me or is Elaina flippin us all the bird?
Wait. what? that wasnt my line?
What do u mean were supposed to kiss?