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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 40

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As always, we'd like to issue a major THANK YOU to all readers who took part in this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

We enjoyed numerous entries, but awarded the top prize to "Mikaela" for how much this participant got into the holiday spirit. Check out her entry underneath the photo and remember to come back and play every week. Thanks again!

Elijah Caption Pic

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Satan Klaus is coming to town

He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He'll kill you if you're a vampire
So hide for goodness sake

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(as in superbad)
Elijah:(smelling blood) where you dancing with some chick in there?
Elena: yeah so?... (looks to arm) oh eww! why is there blood? oh god! someone perioded on my arm? I think I'm gonna barf!
Elijah:(scans room) okay, enough talk it's lunchtime.

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Elena: what's that over there.
Elijah: not sure
Rose: oh that's the room where we are holding the cast of Heroes hostage, for later.
Elijah and Elena: why??
Rose: Tvfanatic.com is paying us to capture all of the cast and bring them to them, so they can give them 4 tv seasons worth of pain and torture

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Elijah: Who is that?
Elena: My boyfriend..
Stephan with his cell: Sorry sweetie, just updating my Facebook status.
Elena: Wha.. Wait getting a text.(pulls out cell)
Elijah: Whats it say.
Elena: from Facebook "Stephan Salvatore: about to open a can of whoop @ss with 'tagged' Damon Salvatore and save Elena, almost forgot my 'hey it's Tuesday face" it already has 2 likes... From Damon and Caroline..

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ELENA: Look Out Elijah, I told you my men are coming to kick your ass!!!
ELIJAH: WHO?! The SALVATORES... OMG... MY PANTS ARE ALREADY WET!

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Elena: What the heck is that!?
Elijah: The monkey from Chris Griffen's closset. And yes, we have that too.

Awesomest9

okay. Elijah. Seriously now... How do i get this blood stain off of my sweater?

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Is that Alexander Skarsgaard?

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You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Satan Klaus is coming to town He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He'll kill you if you're a vampire
So hide for goodness sake Satan's a busy man he has no time to play
He's got millions of people to kill on Christmas day
Satan Klaus is coming to town Elena an Elijah: wtf?

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Elena&Elijah (thinking): if we ignore him, he'll go away...

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Elena: God! twiligth is invading us...

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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