TV Fanatic Presents: The Top Quotes of 2010!

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From Stewie railing against Lois to Sue Sylvester dissing Will's hair to Abed quoting one 80s movie after another, 2010 was a dynamite year in the realm of TV quotes.

While loyal readers know they can visit sections such as our comprehensive collection of Family Guy quotes at any time, we've stopped to highlight the following utterances from the year that was.

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Read on, prepare to laugh and chime in below if we've forgotten your favorite quote...

Brian: Her fists are so dangerous, she's not allowed to be a lesbian. | permalink
Quagmire: What can I say? I really like watching her box.
Peter: That means two things. | permalink
Brian: You invented a time machine, but you can't get us out of a safe?
Stewie: Yeah, that's science. I'm not Houdini. | permalink
Artie: Adultery means cheating.
Brittany: I thought it meant being stupid. Like being a dolt. | permalink
Sue: I can't suspend someone for shoving you into a locker. He'll just say he tripped and accidentally pushed you. I use that excuse all the time. | permalink
Blair: Look, I think I figured it out. Okay, Serena had an affair with her teacher because, let's face it, it's Serena and what else is there to do in Connecticut. Then she came to her senses and discarded him like last season's Chanel booties. Then he became a crazy stalker and Serena pressed charges. That should be a warning to you, Humphrey.
Dan: Yeah, because the parallels are striking. | permalink
Blair: Serena, I have to tell you something. I've never been on a date.
Serena: What about Chuck, and Nate? And Chuck? And then Nate again? | permalink
Blair: Dorota, I need answers that don't end in, 'And then I came to America!' | permalink
Meredith: (to Lexie) You're not crazy. You're a Grey. | permalink
Arizona: Mark stares at my boobs when we talk. He starts at my face, but somewhere along the way he gets distracted and ends up at my boobs. I love guys. I love them. But I've tried my whole life to avoid the boob staring guy. Biology even helped me by making me gay. But now, my girlfriend's best friend is that guy. And I don't think I need to apologize for the fact that the only person I want staring at my boobs is you.
Callie: Boobs, really, you're making this about boobs?
Arizona: He stares at them.
Callie: 'Cause their good boobs! | permalink
Mason: I've heard a lot of great things about you.
Damon: Really? That's weird because I'm a d**k. | permalink
Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun? | permalink
Damon: I get it. He's the reason you live. His love lifts you up where you belong. | permalink
Homer: Now Maggie, I had to use your car seat to hold the new TV Guide, so I'm gonna hang you from the mirror. | permalink
Liz: You'll never be a millionaire! Hahaha. Slumdog Millionaire ref...Blam-o. | permalink
Jenna: Fidelity, Paul. It's not just the name of a bank that sued me. | permalink
Jack: As my good friend and fox hunting partner Mary J. Blige would say 'No more drama.' | permalink
Troy: I think I got half of it, which got me through the half I didn't.
Abed: Like the first season of The Wire. | permalink
Abed: Come with me if you don't wanna get paint on you. | permalink
Leonard: Why would you want a glow-in-the-dark ant farm?
Sheldon: They do some of their best work at night. | permalink
Andy: Can anyone else name a consequence of sex?
Kevin: It feels unbelievable. | permalink
Dwight: Kelly will be even worse than Darryl. If you'd have told me this morning that today I'd be creating a monster capable of my own destruction, I'd have thought you were referring to the bull Mose and I are trying to reanimate. | permalink
Creed: You ever notice you can only ooze two things? Sexuality and pus. Man, I tell ya. | permalink

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Im with TVDobssessd...
i love THAT qoute...well pretty much every Damon quote...

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The Blair quote is awesoome!
OMG, why can't GG just release news episodes already! I miss some other shows' quotes! Like, my beloved Chuck!

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katherine: so here we are, brother who loved me too much and the one who didnt love me enough
damon: and the evil slut vampire who only loved herself!

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where was chuck's line??
'Goodbye friends...Dan.'
blahahahahahahaahahah XD

Addict666

These are hilarious

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Excuse me, but where is Dr. Walter Bishop and the "vagenda" line?

Tilly

I am pretty sure the Abed quote is "Come with me if you don't want paint on your clothes." I laughed for weeks after watching that episode. Loved the other quotes too except didn't really appreciate the Grey's Anatomy since I don't watch the show thanks for adding the link. Very suprised there is nothing here from Modern Family.

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gotta love damon and his quotes!

Danielle50

You forgot Damon Salvatore love quote to Elena and Dorota quote "If KGB can't get me to talk, Chuck has no chance."

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blair! and dwight haha.

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