Family Guy Quotes
When I was in the orphanage, my Sunday school shoes were potatoes.Dr. Pritchfield
Dr. Pritchfield: You seem to have a lot of opinions about things.
Stewie: Yeah, there are a lot of dicks.
Quahog. What a pile of garbage.Stewie
Stewie: Brian, I did something awful.
Brian: Do you want to talk about it?
I hope he didn't get cancer all over the seat.Stewie
After five minutes you think you know me?Stewie
I've been touched by greatness. I'll never watch this hand again. This is the best thing that happened to me since I became a wise-cracking, fourth wall breaking superhero.Peter [after touching Boo Berry]
Brian [about Fast and Furious movies]: So what's the plot?
Stewie: Oh. So you don't understand these movies.
Chris: I can't tell if they have a really strong marriage or a really bad one.
Meg: I feel like it's weird but strong. Like Danny Trejo.
Brian: Quagmire? What are you doing here?
Quagmire: Oh, I have an all-access pass to anything sex related in this town.
What's the matter, Brian? Have you fallen and can't get up?Peter
You're stuck being a single loser. You might as well embrace it.Brian