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The Vampire Diaries Caption Contest 44

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Understandable, given the photo, but we had an inordinate number of staring contest-based responses to this week's Vampire Diaries Caption Contest.

In the end, though, we had to award the top prize to "PirPir" for his/her dynamite Britney Spears reference. The lyrics below don't make a ton of sense, we grant you, but it's Britney... bitch!

Thanks to everyone for participating!

Bonnie

I'm Miss I'm-A-Witch-Back-off Dream since I was 17. Don't matter if I kill a vampire or sneak into Elena's room. Still vampires gonna threaten me with cheap witches. You wanna piece of me? You wanna piece of me?

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Pirpir

Bonnie thinking: I don't think you know, know. Im checking you so annoying, so annoying. Wonder if she knows, she's on my radar. On my radar, on my radar, on my radar.

Teamdamon4ever

Lucy:Bitch.
Bonnie:What did you just call me?
Lucy:Mmm....witch.
Bonnie:Oh, ok. Bye.

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Bonnie: Wait... YOU are Hannah Montana?

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That's right... Delena hasn't even made it to first base.

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Bonnie: Wait hang on, let me grab my step ladder.

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Bonnie:Sorry Rupual Drag Race casting is next door.

Kitsune

Bonnie : Your bangs look a little crooked .

Kitsune

Bonnie : I Don`t care if i do look like Jane , From Tarzan . . . I Happen to like this dress .

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Bonnie:Leave bitch theres only room for one black chick on this Charlie's Angel reboot!

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Bonnie: Any spell you can cast I can cast better....
Lucy: I can cast any spell better than you.

Vampire Diaries Quotes

You want a love that consumes you. You want passion and adventure, and even a little danger... I want you to get everything you're looking for. But for right now, I want you to forget that this happened. Can't have people knowing I'm in town yet. Goodnight, Elena.

Damon

Damon: You know what they are? Children. Like lighting a candle's going to make everything OK, or even saying a prayer. Or pretending Elena's not going to end up just like the rest of us murdering vampires. Stupid, delusional, exasperating little children. And I know what you're going to say: 'It makes them feel better, Damon.' So what? For how long? A minute, a day? What difference does it make? Because in the end, when you lose somebody, every candle, every prayer is not going to make up for the fact that the only thing you have left is hole in your life where that somebody that you cared about used to be. And a rock with a birthday carved into it that I'm pretty sure is wrong. So thanks, friend. Thanks for leaving me here to babysit. Because I should be long gone by now. I didn't get the girl, remember? I'm just stuck here fighting my brother and taking care of the kids. You owe me big.
Alaric: I miss you too, buddy.

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